So I ask Joey Dillon the usual stupid questions. Can you spin a Glock? Have you ever been arrested for open carry? Do you ever worry that someone will want to engage you in a real life gunfight? To which he replied “In my dreams.” Ohhhh Kay. Turns out the dreamy thirty-one year old gunslinger—NOT juggler—would like to know who’s the world’s best professional Western gunfighter repro guy (or gal). Joey Who Really Needs a Western Handle in the Middle of His Name Dillon suggested a shootout with simunition. I suggest we sell HBO a Truth About Guns TV program modeled after Top Gear, get the twenty top slingers and sort that shit out. Even though Joey reckons there was never a real DRAW standstill standoff (a couple of fighters started at 50 yards and walked towards each other), it’s in the script baby! As for the usual Wild West Show routine (after the jump), meh.