First Ever TTAG Caption Contest by Robert Farago | Jan 04, 2011 | 19 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments Bob Owens says: January 4, 2011 at 11:16 “It was only then that we realized just how serious Carl was about getting back his quarter.” Reply 2yellowdogs says: January 4, 2011 at 11:29 Quarters? We don’t need no stinkin’ quarters! Reply Donal says: January 4, 2011 at 11:38 “Whaddya mean there’s no Jolt? Reply SexCpotatoes says: January 4, 2011 at 11:46 Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel… that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there. Colonel “Bat” Guano: That’s private property. Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That’s what the bullets are for, you twit! Colonel “Bat” Guano: Okay. I’m gonna get your money for ya. But if you don’t get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what’s gonna happen to you? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What? Colonel “Bat” Guano: You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company. -From “Dr. Strangelove,” of course. Reply rabbi says: January 4, 2011 at 11:54 Dear Chief, No one was more surprised than I when… Reply Brad Kozak says: January 4, 2011 at 13:10 Sarge…this Coke machine ain’t talkin. But I feel like it’s holdin’ out on us. I think we need to take our interrogation to the next level. Reply JR says: January 4, 2011 at 13:48 When the forum said “Run and Gun” I didn’t think there would be this much running. I need a Diet Coke NOW. Reply John Fritz says: January 4, 2011 at 14:09 “Fuckin’ bill changer…” Reply Travis says: January 4, 2011 at 14:10 Don’t get between ‘Old Painless’ and an Ice Cold Coca Cola. Reply Caleb Oosten says: January 4, 2011 at 14:22 An early ‘Predator’ camoflague prototype… still better than ACU. Reply Lance says: January 4, 2011 at 14:48 Sweet, I made it to Home Base! Reply Joshua says: January 4, 2011 at 15:12 “I want my two dollars!” Reply Bob H says: January 4, 2011 at 16:43 “We both know I ordered a Pepsi-cola™, and you have insulted me and my entire family by giving me this…” (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5673802/take_me_home_tonight_movie_trailer/) Reply Bob H says: January 4, 2011 at 16:44 I’m not sure where that link came from. Us this one. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2784/pepsi_godfather/ Reply ScottyV says: January 4, 2011 at 17:23 Biggest Damn IED I have seen, when is the bomb tech gonna let help me remove my hand from this beast? Reply Paul M says: January 4, 2011 at 19:03 “Now, we can do this the easy way,….. or the hard way” Reply JOE MATAFOME says: January 4, 2011 at 21:03 This is your last warning GIVE UP THE POP OR GET POPPED Reply Bruce W. Krafft says: January 4, 2011 at 21:53 I said de-caff! Reply ian3fs says: January 5, 2011 at 16:52 This whole tactical load out and no change pocket Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.