The Most Passively Constructed Negligent Discharge News Report in the History of the World, Ever

Toddler hit when gun goes off in car in Sunnyside, the headline at yakima-herald.com proclaims. “A 3-year-old boy was critically injured when a firearm [not shown] discharged in the vehicle he was riding in Monday night, Sunnyside police say. He’s being treated at Harborview Medical Center for a gunshot to the head. The boy, who was not identified, arrived […]