The Homeboy Shoppin’ Network.

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Anybody remember the Wayans Brothers and In Living Color? In particular, one of their standout routines was the “Homeboy Shopping Network,” where two small-time hoods sold stuff off the back…

Tactical Knives Are Them: The Bubba Shopping Network

All gun owners should have a tactical knife, if only cutting those plastic price tags off of kids toys. NOW how much would you pay? And where would you pay it? I’m not a fan of the Home Shopping Network or any of it’s brethren. It’s, to me, way too much like what you’d get if you televised a carny’s pitch at the state fair. Fun to watch for about five minutes, but don’t buy anything, for God’s sake. The other night, I discovered what would happen if HSN had some sort of incestuous relationship with a bunch of Good Ol’ Boys. Their love child/demon spawn would look a lot like the Cutlery Corner show on the C&T channel on my Dish Network system. (Channel 225, if you must know.) Following in the well-established mold (in every sense of the word) of HSN and it’s ilk, the Cutlery Corner show offers ridiculous quantities of knives and ridiculously low prices.

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All gun owners should have a tactical knife, if only cutting those plastic price tags off of kids toys. NOW how much would you pay? And where would you pay it?…