Forget Banning Guns…Ban Magnets!

Turns out, we can all rest easy. No need to worry about any jack-booted thugs coming to pry our guns out of our cold dead fingers. See, it won’t do any good, at least as long as we have geniuses that can take a few household items and MacGuyver-them into magnetic rail guns capable of killing potatoes, cans, mattresses, and the like. With firepower capabilities like that, the totalitarian, one-worlders are gonna have to lock up every Mr. Wizard on the block, or face the wrath of Reddy Kilowatt. Or something.

Turns out, we can all rest easy. No need to worry about any jack-booted thugs coming to pry our guns out of our cold dead fingers. See, it won’t do…