Buying Firearms in the Age of Uncertainty.

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All the results are in. The science is settled. No bout a-doubt it. What am I talking about? Global Warming? Nope. The Rise of Socialism? Not a chance. My being…

Accidental Shooting in Bass Pro Shops Rancho Cucamonga

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Bass Pro Shops’ store in Rancho Cucamonga, California has an upstairs firing range. Not that you’d know it from the website. “The store offers nearly 180,000 square feet of outdoor…

A Pain in the Bass Pro Shops

A gathering of the clans today, northbound and down for Bass Pro Shops. This monument to retail-tainment lingers in the shadow of the Patriot’s palace (football, not Congress). I made the pilgrimage to watch my youngest fall into their pond and drop $3k-plus on a Browning gun safe. Not so fast, Mr. Bond. The salesman was about as interested in taking my money as a Franciscan monk. He opened the top o’ the line big ass metal box and told me that Bass doesn’t deliver or install its safes. Can you recommend a local company to get the safe safely into my home? “Nope. I don’t know of anyone.” I looked inside. It wouldn’t be long before bald patches appeared on the mouse fur. Shelves were stacked up willy nilly. Hang on; where are all those cool pockets, the lights and mirror? “They’re optional extras.” So why does this brochure say they’re included? “I guess they’re downstairs in the box. It’s like a romper room in here some days.” [crickets chirping] Can I order one with a biometric lock? “Biometrics are an unproven technology.” Could it get any worse?

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A gathering of the clans today, northbound and down for Bass Pro Shops. This monument to retail-tainment lingers in the shadow of the Patriot’s palace (football, not Congress). I made…

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Hunters: Get Ready for Simulated Randomized Animal Spawn Points

Griffin Technology is already hyping its new game “Bass Pro Shops: The Hunt.” According to the press release, “players will explore ten diverse North American hunting locations. Each map features…

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Springfield (MO) Councilman: “If All Else Fails . . . Buy Guns”

For reasons that mystify both your humble correspondent and the equally sanguine scribe at news-leader.com, unnamed gun rights’ campaigners decided to take their unspecified case to the Springfield, Missouri City…