Our man Jeremy S. is out and about hunting turkeys with Wildlife Systems of San Antonio, Texas. As you can see, things went well — for Jeremy. Mr. S. felled the 22-pound winged creature using Remington’s 870 DM Predator. His review of the box fed shottie is forthcoming. Meanwhile we can confirm . . .
The turkey’s passed on! This turkey is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace!
His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig!
He’s kicked the bucket, He’s shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!!
THIS IS AN EX-TURKEY!