“William Thomas is just fine with being called a gun nerd,” kansascity.com reports. “Just like you have ‘Star Wars’ nerds who can tell you everything about ‘Star Wars’ — that’s how I am,” he said. ‘I’m that resource for a lot of my friends who want a gun.'” The Star reports that Mr. Thomas — whose father was killed by a gun! — “owns several firearms” (video below). A gun nerd’s arsenal? Anyway, what do you call yourself when it comes to “your gun thing” (as my Mother used to call it).