Last week’s winner was Timmy! This week’s winner will receive a Hogue Small Pistol Range Bag courtesy of Hogue. Just enter the best caption for this photo by midnight Sunday to be eligible.
Sorry, but how could I possibly not look at your wife’s three boobs?
You would be mad too, if you looked as stupid as I do in this green shit!
“You’re new movie better not suck”
Love that username
I don’t take orders from a mouth breather!
“No, it’s a Mark I. It’s a bitch to take apart.”
“No, I used to be Jeff Goldbloom, no foolin’!”
Never tell me the odds.
This is why you always shoot first.
it’s this or the probe, and by probe I mean my excessively large alien penis.
“Call me a Pokémon one more time, I dare you!”
“Hey Greedo, why don’t you drop the gun…wait, is that a Sig 320? On second thought, keep it pointed at me.”
That’s is some funny sh!t right there!!!
“This is the penalty for wearing white after Labor Day.”
My sister says she’s late.
I almost just choked on my dinner lol.
Make another move and I will drop this Sig!
GMO bacon becomes self aware.
Is that a sig p320? If so I’ll shoot first
Insect lives matter
“Yes my scalp herpes are out of control. Can we get back to matter at hand?”
“Well, if you don’t have the cash, Jabba’s got a metal bikini fetish. Interested?”
Four-ears? FOUR-EARS!? I swore I’d kill the next stinkin’ human to call me “four-ears”.
Greedo… I was just on my way over to instruct you on proper trigger finger discipline..
“Han, you charlatan. Phrenology was discredited a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away.”
Why the long face?
“I’m not gonna tell you again RF, if you publish one more story on the P320 debacle, it’ll be your face, you stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin’, Nerf-herder!”
If you drop that thing… we’re both dead.
Just because I could use a Small Pistol Bag – OD Green 6″ Tall 10″ Long
Get that blaster out of my face, and no, I’m not Peter Quill. I don’t care if he was doing the mating dance with your hot green sister. Go look for the guy with the scruffy beard, not my fault you can’t tell one human from another!
You’re giving away a purse as prize?
I’m so out of here. See you next contest. Unless you’re giving out matching hi heels.
And how many weeks will it take to fix this site?
A guy called me a sissy once, so I hit him with my purse.
“Call me a blowfish again one more time. I dare you!”
This time, Solo, I’m shooting first
Yes I know black guns matter.. But so do black vests.
Easy, pal. I said you look like an armadillo, not an armored dildo.
Greedo you are taking this vegan thing way too serious.
“Ever shoot an armadillo? Time for the armadillo to get even.”
“Where’s the old geezer when I need him to wave his hand in front of this jerk and tell him I am not the smuggler he is looking for?”
This is my blaster. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Dude! Seriously? Rule 1! You know how Jabba gets!
“Welcome back to New Jersey Captain Solo. The Governor would like to see you.”
That acne cream you gave me didnt work!!!!
“Who you calling a walking sex toy?”
Solo! How dare you vote for Trump!!!
I guess you never saw Raider’s of the Lost Arc with the scene with the idiot with a sword. It didn’t go well for him or for you!!
Bet you don’t know NRA’s Rule #1, do ya.
I sure hope that isn’t a Mark IV!
No, the 4 rules of gun safety DON’T apply to green people.
“I come, with a piece. Not drop-safe though.”
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?
“Look Greedo, I’m sorry about what Chewy did to your dog….you can keep all the puppies.”
“I love you!”
Greedo if you let me go I can get you in my epidemiologist. He’s really good!
I shot first with your wife too.
Ewwww. You did a salamander.
To combat crime, Mos Eisley needs more gun laws to keep weapons out of the hands of people of color.
I’m sorry to tell you sir, but your future son will be a whiny little fag, so to save the Galaxy from having to listen to his whiny ass, I’m gonna need to ask for your testicles.
Please, hand them over.
It’s best you take my advice, otherwise I’ll have to shoot you and if I don’t, your son will finish you when he has a temper tantrum.
“Gaff had been there, and let her live. Four years, he figured. He was wrong. Tyrell had told me Greedo was special. No termination date. I didn’t know how long we had together… Who does?”
“I am a Nexus One,
I want more life fvcka.
I ain’t done, yeah…”
“I just do eyes!”
“No, really, Mr. Solo, the last man to fire this U.N.C.L.E. pistol was also named Solo ! Wanna buy it ?”
Han shot first you bastard.
Don’t believe revisionist history. I’m not going to let you get a shot off.
“I give up Greedo. What do they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese on Tatooine?”
Even in the future Hi Points look ridiculous.
It’s the new Hogue Green OverMold face protector.
Illegal aliens still manage to obtain firearms despite the empires strict gun laws
Hello. My name is Greedo Jr.. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
You were supposed to be green like me!
You shot my paw. It’s a good thing I have 3 more
Is that a sig p320 or a glock 17m? Either way, you need an upgrade.
Further proof that illegal aliens still obtain firearms despite the Empire’s strict gun laws
“Call it a mouse gun one. more. time!”
“That blaster doesnt phase me Greedo”
*Damn. Wrong sci fi”
“Ummm… i need to get out of here. Wheres the nearest Stargate?”
“I’m not ‘illegal,’ I am ‘UNDOCUMENTED’! Hashtag, GreenLivesMatter, white boy!”
EXCUSE ME, Did you just assume my gender?
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous producers,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of bounty hunters,
And by shooting first end them:
No, my mother wasn’t an anteater and my father wasn’t a golf ball. Why do you ask?
No Mr. Solo I expect you to die!
wait wrong franchise oh well
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men…”
“Live long and prosper, motherfucker.”
Sorry! Sorry! I mistook you for Maxine Waters without her wig!
Han Solo, YOU ARE THE FATHER!
Stay out of Los Angeles, they said. You’ll get robbed by an illegal alien, they’re the only ones with guns, they said. Did I listen? No!
I finally got the drop on you. Now, leave your gun in your holster, sit down and keep your strong hand under the table. I’m wanna taunt you some before getting paid!
Your under arrest for cultural appropriation!
I’m only allowed to wear my IDPA vest in here. If I see you in here with yours again, I’ll blast you!
Say what again! I dare you… i double dare you motherf<cker!!!! Say what one more godd@mn time!!!
“Well, son, when a Glock 26 and a Ruger Mark IV love each other very very much…”
Greedo- “Jabba the Hutt says you drop your cargo too quickly, Han.”
Han- “Yeah? Well, your Mom never complained!”
… And then he got all monologue-y!!!
“No, man! I LOVE green. I love what it does for you…” /;-)
Han dropped his Sig 320 first!
“give me all of your provasic.”
Han was surprised to learn that Mos Eisley was a “Sanctuary City”
No, I did not insult your family tree. It’s just that ham and cabbage does not mix well with egg salad and I love both.
Greedo: “I said KISS ME!”
What gives? I thought George changed that blaster to a Walkie-talkie for the special edition?
“You can’t say that word! Nerf-herder is OUR word!”
Going somewhere, Solo?
Any other answer is just wrong.
Oonta Goota, Solo? is also acceptable
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