Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a CreatorMBSY Magnetic Gun Mount

Militant Centrist took last week’s honors. This week’s winner will receive a magnetic gun mount from CreatorMBSY. Just enter the best caption for this photo by midnight Sunday to be eligible.

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  1. avatar JerseyVan says:

    Now I never got to telling you his name

  2. avatar Jeffrey Dees says:

    “Oh, so this is what happens when the married folk argue over who keeps the safe full of toys in the divorce!”

  3. avatar Xcom says:

    It’s a Mexican, at a stand-off.

    1. avatar Hoyden says:

      ^^^^^
      Winner winner Chicken Dinner

  4. avatar ScholarCat says:

    Geesh, get a room already.

  5. avatar Joe R. says:

    At the sound of the bell each fighter will return to a neutral corner.

  6. avatar Pyratemime says:

    “That’s because she is married to me!”

    Alternatively and not a movie quote,

    “You left the toilet seat up again!”

    “No, I didn’t”

  7. avatar Frank Waturi says:

    He’s going to sing Marrakesh Express!!!!
    No he’s going to sing Suite: Judy Blue Eyes!!!!

  8. avatar Ing says:

    BANG! *thump*

  9. NO! I said 10 paces then turn and fire,

  10. avatar James Earl Hoffa says:

    Excuse me Madam, what happened to the fifteen Paces rule?

  11. avatar Jody says:

    “Lady, You and I have some serious differences of opinion on what constitutes as foreplay.”

  12. avatar John says:

    I shaved off my beard for you devil woman!

    1. avatar Mrorange says:

      Someone gets the source material..

  13. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Stop arguing about who’s “The Good” and who’s “The Bad”, because we all know I’m “The Ugly”.

  14. avatar MeRp says:

    Mr Hernandez officiates a ‘shotgun’ wedding where neither celebrant wishes to be wed.

  15. avatar ScottC says:

    Rule #2: Always point the gun at something you want to destroy.

  16. avatar RogUinta says:

    I hereby present: Christina Hendricks’s boobs.

    Your argument is invalid.

    1. avatar Eric in Oregon says:

      +1

    2. avatar ActionPhysicalMan says:

      She was as attractive as she was duplicitous in that episode. I have a very low libido and even I raised an eyebrow and remembered lust.

  17. avatar rt66paul says:

    Redheads and guns – there ought to be a law!

  18. avatar Ray Frisbey says:

    My work here is done!

  19. avatar Ed says:

    “Hey Hillary, his is loaded.”

  20. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    What the caliber wars look like with a married couple….

  21. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    The last season of Mad Men had some weird moments.

  22. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    David Crosby let this argument get way out of hand.

  23. avatar codenamedave says:

    “That’s my friend, Irish. And the answer to your question is ‘yes’. You fight for me, you get to kill the English.”

  24. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “Is that the breast, I mean best you got?”

  25. avatar jsallison says:

    “Mal, I’m up here, Up. Here.”

    “Most assuredly, you are not.”

  26. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “All right make a wish and whomever has the bigger piece, wins!”

  27. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    That dress has to made of some strong sh*t.

  28. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “BOOOOOOBS INNNNNNNNN SPAAAAAAAACE!”

  29. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    Machete 3: Space Cholo

    1. avatar TheUnspoken says:

      Minister: “…And if any one can show just cause why they may not be lawfully joined together, let them speak now or forever hold their peace…”

      Minister: “Damn.”

  30. avatar Hoyden says:

    Say YOLO one more time ~~ SAY IT

  31. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “Soooo can I still feet my feet washed?”

  32. avatar CCDWGUY says:

    The Bad Guy is the one we are not trying to shoot!!!!!

  33. avatar MiketheHopsFarmer says:

    Shepard: “A special hell. “

  34. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “Whoa lady, dont freak out on him! Even you have to admit Bad Santa 2 wasnt that great.”

  35. avatar BLoving says:

    “Sorry to interrupt you two, but I really need to get to the men’s room behind that camera there.”

  36. avatar Ironhead says:

    I’ll just let you two work this out…..

  37. avatar Anthony Sripakdee says:

    Man, I hope you’re not shooting blank.

  38. avatar Darrell KS says:

    No, no, no. You need to lean forward like her. Doing that and using your upper body allows you to control the recoil better.

  39. avatar LHW says:

    If you don’t want to get shot, you’ll mind your own business.

  40. avatar jwm says:

    This is why you get off the X.

  41. avatar Tom says:

    So… you guys have met?

  42. avatar YAR0892 says:

    Uh, I think y’all might have some ‘splainin’ to do, honey…

  43. avatar tmm says:

    Crosby, Smith and Wesson

  44. avatar Higgs says:

    David Crosby finds out why you can’t stop the signal……..

  45. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Next time you guys will do a prenup!

  46. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Looook, this is a flasher’s convention, what’d ya expect?

  47. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Can’t we just flip a coin on the anchovies?

  48. avatar The Rookie says:

    Office Space 2: This time, it’s personal

  49. avatar little horn says:

    All my ex’s live in exoplanets

  50. avatar brian says:

    When Communists and Fascists protest that the other side is the violent ones.

  51. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “now close your eyes and pull. if you come away with the other barrel, your wish comes true.”

  52. avatar jwm says:

    “No fair. She’s got built in body armor.”

  53. avatar Huntmaster says:

    How bout I drive?

  54. avatar Owen says:

    Mustache guy: There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.
    Dude and Chick with guns: What?
    Mustache guy: Don’t cross the barrels. It would be bad.
    Dude and Chick with guns: We’re fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, “bad”?
    Mustache guy: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
    Bar patron in the distance: Total ballistic reversal.
    Dude and Chick with guns: Right. That’s bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks

  55. avatar Warlocc says:

    Every marriage I’ve ever seen sounds like how that looks.

  56. avatar Gary L says:

    Now that’s a pair of 44’s!

  57. avatar Lowell says:

    “So, I take it you two have met?”

  58. avatar LGB says:

    I didn’t say forever hold your “piece”?

  59. avatar Weskyvet says:

    Carlos setting Carl and Carla up would prove to be a massive mistake as the meme war between the two escalated to a shooting war.

    Damn it Carlos!!!

  60. avatar Will says:

    I think the actual line from the show was, “I see you have met.”

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