Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a TorkMag 35-Round AR Magazine

JDH was last week’s winner. This weeks prize is a TorkMag 35-round AR magazine. All you have to do is enter your best work in the comments by Sunday at midnight to be eligible. Good luck.

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  1. avatar Tile floor says:

    My trigger finger lacks discipline in more than one way, ladies.

  2. avatar ed says:

    It was the goulash, I just know it. You can’t trust them!

  3. avatar Omer Baker says:

    You’re the only one who understands me. My wife is against because of her mother’s influence. But you my dear, I know you will never turn on me.

  4. avatar The Rookie says:

    “NIHON-GO, MF’er!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?”

  5. avatar tinhats says:

    I said, NO starch! Why doesn’t anyone listen to me?

  6. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “it’l fire this time, i promise… i just have to warm it up with my breath.”

  7. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “stay up if you want to, i’m turning in. once he starts talking to his pistol he’s useless.”

  8. avatar thewiz says:

    he thinks that 4 inch barrel is impressive. Meh.

  9. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “if these gals figure out i caught my lip in the slide, they’ll never allow me to culturally appropriate their tortilla recipe!”

  10. avatar TrappedInCommiefornia says:

    Don’t worry, ladies. Like the prize, this gun is not California compliant.

  11. avatar jwm says:

    35 round mag? Way to exclude the CA minions.

    1. avatar Ing says:

      You win! Oh, wait…

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Moist Nugget!

    2. avatar Accur81 says:

      You don’t have friends in America? Mail it there! Also, I thought you don’t even own an AR?

      1. avatar jwm says:

        I don’t. But with a little garage mods I can fit it to my moist nugget.

  12. avatar AaronW says:

    Ah, forcing the mother-in-law to don the radiation suit and shut down the overheating core?

  13. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Oh god, I should have never given her the combo to the gun safe…

  14. avatar KeithCo says:

    Momma look at that trigger discipline, for shame.

    Oh heavens, think of the children!!!

  15. avatar Steve P says:

    Wife meets mistress. Now I’m Fukushima.

  16. avatar Matt Williams says:

    “Ok! Ok! You ladies win! But I’m going to bite on my gun instead of the pillow! That way I keep a small portion of my masculinity! Wait can I at least use some of my frog lube to make it go in easier?”

  17. avatar JDH says:

    I’m sure glad the boss didn’t make me cut my trigger finger off.

  18. avatar David says:

    It’s ok my pretty little Beretta. I really love you more than her! I just said that so I can get her mother’s inheritance! Soon we’ll be alone to shoot together forever!

  19. avatar Chris says:

    They’d be in big trouble if only I could remember were I put the bullets.

  20. avatar Rebecca says:

    IF I live to be 100 I’ll never understand the brain of a woman. I’m going back to work. I understand that.

  21. avatar BC says:

    The sleep with one choice was easy…now which to kill and which to marry?

  22. avatar Rebecca says:

    If I live to be 100, I’ll never understand the brain of a woman. I’m going back to work. It’s safer.

  23. avatar AFGus says:

    Yeah, yeah…..two center mass, one to the head. Yeah….I can do that, sure I can. I do it everyday playing Strike Force!

  24. avatar Timmy! says:

    “So I’m standing like this, and then he said, ‘I’ll just check your prostate now.’ That’s when I shot him.”

  25. avatar Ironhead says:

    Honey i got this….. which one of these clowns asked you to prom????

  26. avatar Bruce says:

    My precious.

  27. avatar Nynemillameetah says:

    What is a torkmag and why do I want one?

  28. avatar jwm says:

    Godzilla! That bitch better have my money or I’m knee capping his scaly ass!

  29. avatar Mark N. says:

    If only I had an AR and a Torkmag instead of this puny popgun, I could fight my way outta this gin joint.

  30. avatar jwm says:

    All your women belong us!

    1. avatar pieslapper says:

      “…are belong to us”

      FIFY

  31. avatar jwm says:

    River Kwai? Never heard of it. I was a cooks helper in Japan during the whole war. Honest.

  32. avatar sss says:

    The “Lucky Shot”, a pistol shaped flask. Pull the trigger to open the chamber, then take a shot or two. What could go wrong with a “Lucky Shot”?

  33. avatar JW says:

    I’m doing my best, darling, I keep trying to tell them that I was the one who killed all those people, but those moms keep insisting that you committed those murders on your own.

  34. avatar Paul C says:

    The password is nipple.

  35. avatar Ing says:

    The orange shirted minions are out there…I can feel it.

  36. avatar Lance F says:

    My gun feels light, did they take the ammo out last night when they Shanghighed me?

  37. avatar Darrell KS says:

    You wicked women may have broken my arm, but I can still use the rear sight to rack the slide with my lip.

  38. avatar Klause Von Schmitto says:

    Guy: Yes, I shot myself in the ass.
    Young woman: It’s not as bad as the last time.

  39. avatar jwm says:

    Max! How many times we gotta tell you! Your shoe, your shoe is the phone!

  40. avatar AlanInFL says:

    I’m better than a guy named Flint. I’m Matt Helm

  41. avatar jwm says:

    Wasabi! Instead of Hoppe’s. That’s what this needs.

  42. avatar pieslapper says:

    “The voices tell me I have to kill one of them. The young one is smokin’ hot, but the old lady. .. damn! her noodles are tasty.”

  43. avatar Accur81 says:

    I love the smell of a dirty gun…

  44. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    How bad is it… Tell me those 4 rules again?

  45. “Yep, just what I thought…Termites.”

  46. “Agent Michael Scarn!”

  47. “I wish TorkMag made something for Beretta .380s”

  48. ? Secret, Asian Man!?

  49. avatar Scott Chaput says:

    One of you get over here and suck the poison out or were all gonna die

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