Rock, Paper, Scissors, Gun: Just Thought I’d Leave This Here [NSFW]

According to Viva La Dirt League’s Facebook page, “We are a bunch of actors, singers, directors and designers and we love making gaming stuff :)” Which tells me not a lot. As for the video production above, I’m not sure if this is supposed to be weird or funny or what. My main takeaway: firearms-related special effects must be pretty cheap these days. As are, I assume, Australian actors. In every sense of the word. But especially financial; their webpage says they’ve been making videos for five years without recompense. Here’s for five more!

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  1. avatar KMc says:

    I want that 1:12 of my life back. What, if any, was the point of that crap?

    1. avatar the ruester says:

      It’s australian for “meh.”

  2. avatar Southern Cross says:

    They probably have a government arts grant.

    My taxes at work. Makes me want to demand a refund.

    1. avatar KMc says:

      What’s a refund? I’m majorly pissed if that pos was produced by a Gov grant.

    2. avatar Serpent Vision says:

      If spreading the message that even finger guns can be deadly saves even one life, isn’t it worth it?

  3. avatar No one of consequence says:

    I prefer “rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock” myself.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      TBBT for the win!

  4. avatar Red in CO says:

    Fucking Aussies. A couple centuries ago, they were the toughest criminals in the British Empire in one of the harshest environments known to man. Now, they’re as pathetic as the Brits.

  5. avatar FlamencoD says:

    This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Besides, if he’s dead, he’s obviously not doing the dishes.

  6. avatar California Richard says:

    Lighten up Francis. Its just a stupid, light hearted, dark comedy video.

    1. avatar KMc says:

      Minus the Comedy…

      1. avatar Ebby123 says:

        No room for the comedy – they were too busy doubling-up on the stupid.

  7. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    I thought it was pretty funny.

    1. avatar Rick the Bear (MA to NH) says:

      Unfortunately, Tom, I believe (without real evidence) that images like these just reinforce the “dangers” of fingers, I mean guns, to the low info people.

  8. avatar RCC says:

    I agree with Southern amazing some of the junk that gets grants if it’s “trendy” in Australia. His and my taxes being wasted.

    The only government grant I ever got was my army salary and that was pretty low in the 70 & 80’s.

  9. avatar Sammy^ says:

    Can you imagine the carnage that would have ensued if that man had a Pop Tart gun and not just a finger gun?

    1. avatar Chris. says:

      Yeah, cause I hear the pop tart guns can be converted to fully auto; just by chewing a little more around the sear.

      1. avatar ^Sammy says:

        1 too many bites and you have an even more illegallier SBR

  10. avatar Serpent Vision says:

    If spreading the message that even finger guns can be deadly saves even one life, isn’t it worth it?

  11. avatar GS650G says:

    Send it to a democrat and they’ll call for finger licensing and universal background checks on handshakes.

  12. avatar Ing says:

    That was painfully stupid. I looked at a couple of their gaming-related videos, and they actually weren’t bad. Kinda funny, sort of entertaining. But this… What is it about anything gun-related that makes actors and liberal/progressive types’ brains fall out?

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