Alex Waits was our winner last week. He’ll soon be receiving a box of Cap Arms .223 Target + Match ammo. This week’s prize is a pack of Swab-Its .357/9mm Bore-tips to keep your favorite firearm pristine. Just enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by midnight Sunday and the Bore-tips are yours.

68 Responses to Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win Swab-Its .357/9mm Bore-tips

  1. “Is it just me, or did we all just starting talkin’ like Edward G. Robinson when we picked these up?”

  2. Now, if someone would invent a light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation device, and perhaps a rail system to mount it to these fine Thompsons so we could enhance our ability to acquire targets, we’d get Big Al for sure.

  3. The first test of inertial confinement fusion, using .45 ACP rounds shot towards a common center. Team photo 5 minutes before “Shot Zero.”

    It was a complete success … briefly.

    Unfortunately, but in hindsight predictably, the well-known soul-destroying properties of Browning’s masterwork completely extinguished the fusion process, and the aftershocks have prevented achieving a controlled fusion reactor ever since.

  4. “Now look here, fellas: there ain’t a lot of bullets to go around, see? So each of ya’s getting one mag apiece. One, Frankie!”

  5. And all we had to do was send in a money order to Sears and these came in the mail? Don’t tell anybody. Some idiot politician will get wind of this and start a law.

  6. Upon opening the crate, future President Harry Truman (pictured: 2nd from the left) remarked, “These would have been handy in The Great War.”

  7. See? I told you this looks like something only the military would use. No law-abiding citizen (civilian) should be able to use something of this caliber. Ban it!

  8. Okay Joe, when we go in the front door you shoot the dog. Harry, you take out the cat. Leroy, check out the map behind you and see where we’re going to bring in the tank. There’s a crazy religious nut somewhere in there and we’ve got to get him. Remember it’s for the children.

  9. Tommy can you hear me?
    Can you feel me near you?
    Tommy can you feed me?
    Can I help to cheer you?
    Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy

    Tommy by The Who, 1969. I have the LP.

  10. “Yeah, I’m afraid that leg will have to come off before morning. Don’t worry though, all the hot lead will cauterize it real nice like.”

  11. All right boys, the search warrant that we are serving today is on the lemonade stand on the northeast corner of Main and Elm. It’s run by two eight yr old girls who are commonly known to say thank you to everyone……..

  12. “Everyone was tense with anxiety. What if they actually enjoyed touching the beautiful creations in their trembling hands? What if they were seen by the other snowflakes?”

  13. “When you guys said we were going to write our names in the snow I had something completely different in mind.”

  14. Despite its success during functional testing, the bullet proof shoe never rose in popularity and the shoe’s creator, Emmit P. Phlorshine, died penniless.

  15. Hey Al, These are really nice guns you got us!

    Yep, only one problem …. the Chicago Mayor would only Issue us a one day permit for Valentines Day.

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