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We present… Trunk Monkey 2.0, now with 1911.
Thought this was just another Nutnfancy video.
Dammit Carl! I meant gas masks!
Say “You damn dirty apes, damn you all to hell!” one more time! I dare you! I double dare you!
The range is a place where we can all get along.
Harambe’s brother has hired a mercenary to mete out vengeance on those who murdered him.
After the cancellation of B.J. and the Bear, Greg Evigan and his costar’s lives took a turn for the worst.
Just when the bliss of ’70s amnesia kicks in, I have a relapse.
This is how Planet of the Apes should have ended…with Caesar and Franco taking down a meth lab straight out of Miami Vice.
Cornelius, throw your poo. I’ll cover you.
“When it came to milsim, John could never quite get it right.”
Shoot-off for the Planet of the Apes
When it was apparent that Harambe’s head being transplanted was a success, PETA sent in an assassin team to insure the secret to how it was done would never leak out…
“Remember. No monkey business”
You’re not an evolved primate until you ditch the 1911 for a Glock.
Spank the monkey and nobody gets hurt!!!
“You really picked the wrong gosh darned rec room to break into!”
“Please for both our sakes…..Don’t make the monkey angry”
Texas termite extermination at your service!
No ear pro or eye pro….I see the evil and hear the evil because I operate.
Shut up and do what I say. There’s no monkeying around allowed.
Trigger control – so easy a monkey can do it.
They remembered the gloves for their finger prints, so detectives AR print Id’ed em.
APB: two new classifications of mall ninja identified, example A: monkey face distinguished by monkey like facial features a pendency for claiming front sights are always fuzzy and length of pull on rifles are too short. Most of the time equipped with a backpack full of bananas and gloves because the grips on his 1911 are to rough for his hands.Example B: underwear nose distinguished by the use of the second grade gas mask has a pendency for complaining that his acog won’t cowitness with his crooked from sight on his windham ar22. Usually equipped with 1980s driving gloves and a tacticool belt for his pokeball holders.
Mall Monkey Ninja!
I didn’t know obama was doing cameos in movies…
Sort of on the same track. 5 minutes apart.
I get it. You don’t like Obama. He’s anti gun just like the rest of the liberals. No matter what you think about him, racial epithets are not an acceptable part of the gun community nor is it what America stands for. I hope you feel like your “joke” accomplished a big enough laugh to compensate for the ignorance and racism that you’ve displayed. I trust that you’ll become a better person as you mature.
“O” and Joe looking for a new carrier after the Inauguration.
With an infinite number of monkeys given an infinite amount of time, a monkey will almost surely win a 3 gun match then celebrate by cooking bacon on his barrel.
Bro do you even operate
“Let’s get down to business” said George.
“Indeed!” said the man in the yellow(ish) mask.
We are here to throw poo and stack bodies, and we are all out of poo
Rare photo of Shannon Watts holding a 1911
Furious George and his sidekick.
BoBo would have brought his AK but he couldn’t find his banana clip
Every Which Way But Loose 3: The Reckoning
Clyde turns hard right.
When liberals evolve…
“You’re a gunsmith, right? My little friend and I need you to do something completely inadvisable and stupid to a couple of guns! And no, we aren’t giving you a choice!”
I hope this goes better than the AK in Africa
“They can teach monkeys to shoot better than THAT”. and I can prove it.
Bubbles struggled with demons from his past with Michael Jackson, leading to a life of crime.
“If I had a million dollars, I’d be rich”
“We should have gotten some rope.”
Monkey see…Monkey do. Whohahaha!
Don’t worry, Barry! After the inauguration, your security clearances will take our security company right to the top!
“Cheetah say Tarzan puts loin cloth wrong place!?”
The new Planet of the Apes’ CGI looks like shit.
Proof that the 1911 is so easy to operate… even a monkey can do it!
Here at the NRA Museum, our “Evolution of Man” exhibit illustrates the primitive tools our ancestors used, and how they evolved into the modern tools used today.
Travis Haley has been playing to much GTA 5 online……
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Followed by a story on the Malibu Primate Diet
“Dammit Bonzo put the gun down, I said it was bedtime! “
Damnit, Steve, your mask looks ridiculous. It doesn’t even cover half of your face.
As i looked on with piss soaked jeans i could only say….”lets get down to brass tacks..how much for the monkey?”
Guy on right to guy on left, “I thought you said this guy is your brother. No, it’s just o’bama.”
Mr. Harambe, please step away from the vehicle.
And then came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space.
There were no screams. There was no time.
The mountain called Monkey had spoken.
There was only fire.
And then, nothing.
Dammit Carl! “Monkey business” is a figure of speech.
“Right Turn Clyde”
Just grabbed something I had hanging around.
Payday 2 suddenly took a turn for reality.
Some of us, like to get close up and dirty.
Who you calling big ears ?
”The only purpose for a monkey with a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should have never laid down.”
Who’s going ape shit.
Stop monkey around
I have my serious face on.
We mean business.
You know I am secretly smiling under this.
Shock and Awe
It ain’t me you should be laughing at.
Sorry, I got caught short.
This is all I could grab at short notice.
Life should not be taken so seriously.
I thought you said Tacticool, not Tactical.
So its not Tacticool day.
Fake it til you make.
Some of us are living the dream.
Nightmares are made of this.
Planet of the Apes: SVU
“We’re going to catch this guy and put an end to his…monkey business.”
“A gun is just a sophisticated way of throwing poo”
Never wanting to be caught out in public unprepared Dave always packed a AR and a trunk monkey trained to do Mozambique drills with a 1911. This is the day they stumbled upon a frozen banana stand robbery and stood up to tyranny. As a side note do you know how hard it is to train a chimp to toss lead instead of feces?
“Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle, this thing only holds 7 rounds! I’d go ape for a simian-automatic with a banana clip right about now.” “Shut up, Carl.”
Take off your Pants and Jackit or the monkey is going to throw some lead at you…
I see you two are real professional operators, you don’t monkey around with finger control like cheap chinese knock off trunk monkeys or mall ninjas. Here’s Bloomyberg’s account’s passwords, please don’t shoot me, I have an AK under my bed at home, I voted for TRUMP!!!!
“They tried to put him in front of a typewriter expecting Shakespeare… they got something else instead.”
“OK no more monkeying around! Give us all your Banan…. money.”
Bitterly clinging to guns and evolution.
Behind the scenes and off camera with the crew and cast of Rise of the planet of the apes (2011)
OMG, did they blow it up?
ZOMBIE ==> APE Mode
2500 dollars for a 1911. 1500 dollars for an AR. 500 bucks worth of lbe. And they buy their masks at the dollar store.
Opposable thumbs make shooting guns so easy!
“Never say NO! to an ape!”
We should have shotguns for this shit!
Ceaser had to learn about guns from somewhere…
Chim-Chim and Racer X – Battle Ready
Seeing Tweeter and The Monkey Man had the drop on him, Bob Dylan felt inspired to write a song….. (Dan, if not your generation, look at the album “The Traveleing Wilburys.” It’s a great listen also. Paul)
The red button in the back dispensed guns instead of food pellets. Behavior/reward ratio improved
Finally, photographic proof of evolution!
Give a monkey a gun….
Even a monkey knows that a 1911 is the better choice!
The mask?…. Not anywhere near as stupid as you putting my old underwear over your face.
Obama’s Secret Service detail after Trump takes office.
Go ahead. Just try and spank the monkey…I dare you.
Bobo received a relatively light sentence for his role in the armed robbery when the jury bought into the extenuating circumstance that ‘Monkey see, monkey do’…
“i’m going to teach him to cook. now get the feck out!”
” we were wondering if you’d like to take a five minute survey…”
“because he can hang from a ceiling fan and fire four guns at once. and do reloads with his feet.”
“CHIM- pan- zee… that’s different. i thought you called me a pansy.”
“i think her name is koko… try using sign language.”
“now i finally understand the phrase, ‘that really chaps my ass.'”
You’re right Monkey,… He did just say “Clip”.
I know what you meant,… just shut up!
And yea! His name is Monkey!
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