Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a SOG Key-Knife

AaronW won last week’s prize. If you’d like to win a Key-Knife courtesy SOG Knives, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday. Good luck.

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  1. avatar jwm says:

    Before kevlar there was meat shield.

    1. avatar BDub says:

      Back then, standing behind Barbara Stanwick was one of the safest places on earth; Bullets melted if they came anywhere near that smolder.

    2. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      I don’t even have to read the rest of the responses to know that JWM is a clear front runner with this comment!

  2. avatar jwm says:

    “Turns out that was a gun in your pocket.”

  3. avatar jwm says:

    “typical man. You call that a Buntline Special?”

  4. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

    “Dammit! I can shoot this pistol by myself. You NEVER let me!”

  5. avatar Snarky says:

    Just the tip.

  6. avatar James69 says:

    Don’t worry, he can’t hit anything unless I help.

  7. avatar BDub says:

    In my day, we called it, grabbin’em by the petticoat.”

  8. avatar me says:

    This thing kicks like a mule, let me hold you.

  9. avatar AaronW says:

    Takes a while for some cowboys to learn the difference between cover and concealment.

  10. avatar AaronW says:

    Relax… I’m just your Uber driver…

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      Oh, and now we have some competition for JWM’s first comment!

  11. avatar strych9 says:

    “While on vacation in Arizona Dr. Henry Heimlich has a eureka moment.”

  12. avatar Doctor Hog says:

    The remake with Sean Penn and Rene Zellweger just didn’t measure up.

  13. avatar JasonM says:

    I knew it wasn’t a banana in your pocket, but I’d hoped you were happy to see me.

  14. avatar Gilbert says:

    Take your other gun out of my back

  15. avatar Davis Thompson says:

    No jokes here, but if I’m not mistaken, that’s from Sam Fuller’s “40 Guns.” And the hero shoots right through Barbara Stanwyck to kill the bad guy.

    “She’s a high riding woman… with a whip” is the actual theme song. Yeah. With a whip crack sound. Because why not?

    Great movie. Not “Pickup on South Street” great but great.

  16. avatar Coolbreeze says:

    “You let go of my gun and I’ll let go of yours, Cowboy!”

  17. avatar utoober says:

    This isn’t the kind of action that I was demanding, Dirk!

  18. avatar Aaron M. Walker says:

    “Hi Ho Silver, away !!!”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      “Never do that again!”

  19. avatar Joe Schowalter says:

    “You wouldn’t shoot a lady!”
    “That’s no lady…..”

  20. avatar Earl says:

    You can take my girl but not my gun

  21. avatar Boz says:

    I can’t wait til they invent the double action, I’ve got my 2nd knuckle on a depressed trigger, if I release and cock the hammer with my thumb, I run the risk of sexually assaulting her………….. OH wait this is Trump’s America now, everything has changed (apparently)!

  22. avatar No one of consequence says:

    The original Angel Armor.

  23. avatar grey hand says:

    Is that a back-up gun in your pocket or are you just happy see me?

  24. avatar Somebody Special says:

    Their relationship started off with a bang…

  25. avatar Roymond says:

    “Back off, or I’ll shoot someone besides the woman!”

  26. avatar Roymond says:

    “I grew up hiding behind skirts; why should I stop now?”

  27. avatar Roymond says:

    “Boys, don’t fight over me — I’m woman enough for both of you.”

  28. avatar Roymond says:

    “‘Give up the girl or give up the gun?’ Um, can I have a minute to think it over?”

  29. avatar Roymond says:

    “Back off — I was just showing her some dance moves!”

  30. avatar Jesse Sant says:

    Im packing more heat than just this pistol.

  31. avatar Nick Snyder says:

    “I’m your huckleberry! “

  32. avatar Jack says:

    If ISIS existed in cowboy times, they still would have used women as shields.

  33. “Sooo, you like guns that can be…. COCKED?”

  34. “Wow Emma, you’re a great shot despite your one super short arm and massive hand.”

  35. “No, we will NOT sing ‘ Paint Your Wagon’!”

  36. avatar peirsonb says:

    Dammit Billy, I KNOW the gun isn’t in your pocket…

  37. avatar jwm says:

    “Wow, cowboy! That’s one smooth shave you have there.”

  38. avatar Rick says:

    Your shooting stance is TERRIBLE sweetie.

  39. avatar Aaron Koch says:

    Like my new holster? Best part is she makes a mean soufflé!

  40. avatar Dustin says:

    My gun wasn’t poking your back…I’m just tall.

  41. avatar MLee says:

    I’m going to have to talk to my agent because baby, you have bad breath!

  42. avatar Paul53 says:

    This my woman. There are many others like her, but this one is mine.

  43. avatar Roymond says:

    “I don’t always grab women. But when I do, I choose blondes.”

  44. avatar Roymond says:

    Or maybe…

    “I don’t always grab women. But when I do, I keep them.”

  45. avatar AlanInFL says:

    Don’t pull on it. Squeeze it.

  46. avatar Ralph says:

    “Do whatever you want to the woman, just let me go.”

  47. avatar A. L. West says:

    Steady….steady….aim right under the anti-trump picket sign.

  48. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Woman: see, I wasn’t kidding when I said that my baby leaps for joy in my womb every time a gun is near!

  49. avatar Claymore says:

    Nick sold me that roan knowing it shied away from hats. Now give me back my money, or they’ll bury her in the Big Valley!

  50. avatar J says:

    “Perceived recoil, felt recoil. I don’t get it … again!”

  51. avatar jwm says:

    “Right here! On main street! You’re a kinky one, you are.”

  52. avatar Rachel Spencer says:

    Now I know why that feller called you ‘Cow Poke’……

  53. avatar Larry says:

    Squeeze that trigger easy like I am doing with the two loaded cylinders I found behind me.

  54. avatar Sam Wright says:

    Love is a Battlefield

  55. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    exclaimed simulaneously, “i felt it kick!”

    1. avatar utoober says:

      That’s got my vote

  56. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “goodness, that is a big valley.”

  57. avatar Chuck Hardin says:

    The best armor is other people.

    1. avatar Chuck Hardin says:

      Or: Old School Ultrasound.

      1. avatar Chuck Hardin says:

        Or: If I said you had a bulletproof figure, would you hold it against me?

        (Suggested by a friend who didn’t want to submit it for some reason.)

  58. avatar Scott says:

    “And here, our instructor demonstrates the Osama Bin Laden style of self-defense.”

  59. avatar Rachel Spencer says:

    Aw!, Billy….did you forget everything I taught you about your sight picture?

  60. avatar G. Gill says:

    A woman always stands by her man. However, standing in front of him is sometimes not the best choice.

  61. avatar Steve says:

    Pew Pew Pew!

  62. avatar Greg E says:

    45 long colt, more knockdown power than you will ever need. Especially on a first date.

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