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Before kevlar there was meat shield.
Back then, standing behind Barbara Stanwick was one of the safest places on earth; Bullets melted if they came anywhere near that smolder.
I don’t even have to read the rest of the responses to know that JWM is a clear front runner with this comment!
“Turns out that was a gun in your pocket.”
“typical man. You call that a Buntline Special?”
“Dammit! I can shoot this pistol by myself. You NEVER let me!”
Just the tip.
Don’t worry, he can’t hit anything unless I help.
In my day, we called it, grabbin’em by the petticoat.”
This thing kicks like a mule, let me hold you.
Takes a while for some cowboys to learn the difference between cover and concealment.
Relax… I’m just your Uber driver…
Oh, and now we have some competition for JWM’s first comment!
It’s all in the hips.
“While on vacation in Arizona Dr. Henry Heimlich has a eureka moment.”
The remake with Sean Penn and Rene Zellweger just didn’t measure up.
I knew it wasn’t a banana in your pocket, but I’d hoped you were happy to see me.
Take your other gun out of my back
No jokes here, but if I’m not mistaken, that’s from Sam Fuller’s “40 Guns.” And the hero shoots right through Barbara Stanwyck to kill the bad guy.
“She’s a high riding woman… with a whip” is the actual theme song. Yeah. With a whip crack sound. Because why not?
Great movie. Not “Pickup on South Street” great but great.
“You let go of my gun and I’ll let go of yours, Cowboy!”
This isn’t the kind of action that I was demanding, Dirk!
“Hi Ho Silver, away !!!”
“Never do that again!”
“You wouldn’t shoot a lady!”
“That’s no lady…..”
You can take my girl but not my gun
I can’t wait til they invent the double action, I’ve got my 2nd knuckle on a depressed trigger, if I release and cock the hammer with my thumb, I run the risk of sexually assaulting her………….. OH wait this is Trump’s America now, everything has changed (apparently)!
The original Angel Armor.
Is that a back-up gun in your pocket or are you just happy see me?
Their relationship started off with a bang…
“Back off, or I’ll shoot someone besides the woman!”
“I grew up hiding behind skirts; why should I stop now?”
“Boys, don’t fight over me — I’m woman enough for both of you.”
“‘Give up the girl or give up the gun?’ Um, can I have a minute to think it over?”
“Back off — I was just showing her some dance moves!”
Im packing more heat than just this pistol.
“I’m your huckleberry! “
If ISIS existed in cowboy times, they still would have used women as shields.
“Sooo, you like guns that can be…. COCKED?”
“Wow Emma, you’re a great shot despite your one super short arm and massive hand.”
“No, we will NOT sing ‘ Paint Your Wagon’!”
Dammit Billy, I KNOW the gun isn’t in your pocket…
“Wow, cowboy! That’s one smooth shave you have there.”
Your shooting stance is TERRIBLE sweetie.
Like my new holster? Best part is she makes a mean soufflé!
My gun wasn’t poking your back…I’m just tall.
I’m going to have to talk to my agent because baby, you have bad breath!
This my woman. There are many others like her, but this one is mine.
“I don’t always grab women. But when I do, I choose blondes.”
“I don’t always grab women. But when I do, I keep them.”
Don’t pull on it. Squeeze it.
“Do whatever you want to the woman, just let me go.”
Steady….steady….aim right under the anti-trump picket sign.
Woman: see, I wasn’t kidding when I said that my baby leaps for joy in my womb every time a gun is near!
Nick sold me that roan knowing it shied away from hats. Now give me back my money, or they’ll bury her in the Big Valley!
“Perceived recoil, felt recoil. I don’t get it … again!”
“Right here! On main street! You’re a kinky one, you are.”
Now I know why that feller called you ‘Cow Poke’……
Squeeze that trigger easy like I am doing with the two loaded cylinders I found behind me.
Love is a Battlefield
exclaimed simulaneously, “i felt it kick!”
That’s got my vote
“goodness, that is a big valley.”
The best armor is other people.
Or: Old School Ultrasound.
Or: If I said you had a bulletproof figure, would you hold it against me?
(Suggested by a friend who didn’t want to submit it for some reason.)
“And here, our instructor demonstrates the Osama Bin Laden style of self-defense.”
Aw!, Billy….did you forget everything I taught you about your sight picture?
A woman always stands by her man. However, standing in front of him is sometimes not the best choice.
Pew Pew Pew!
45 long colt, more knockdown power than you will ever need. Especially on a first date.
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