Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar JasonM says:

    I earned my Kevin Bacon Number of 1, and I’m not letting you take it away!

  2. avatar Dyspeptic Gunsmith says:

    “This is how we deal with uppity pocket gophers in the Great Basin…”

  3. avatar AlanInFL says:

    Firepower or penetration?

  4. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    I think you got him….

  5. avatar Roymond says:

    You press that switch for the C4, and I’ll get anything that comes out!

  6. Vesty McJerkStache has some serious chicken wing goin’ on!

    1. Vesty McJerkStache! Awesome! If I send you a picture, can you make up a name for me? I won’t be offended because that is too funny!

  7. avatar jwm says:

    According to hollywood and the msm these are the folks that are scarier than the folks flying airplanes into buildings and running crowds down in trucks.

  8. avatar Grant in IN says:

    Here we see Burt Gummer in his natural state; killing monsters.

    1. avatar Art out West says:

      I thought that Alex P. Keating finally pursuaded his father to quit working for PBS and become a Republcan.

  9. avatar Sam says:

    Careful, there’s a wascally rabbit that ties the barrels in a bow!

  10. avatar former water walker says:

    Sorry Reba is an effed up anti…Bert’s cool.

    1. avatar Bill says:

      In tremors 2 doesn’t he actually make a comment about divorcing her because she was upset about the break up of the Soviet Union or something?

      1. avatar Jordan says:

        Indeed. Something along the lines of lack of threat of nuclear war made him impossible to live with.

        1. avatar Blig says:

          “What kinda thing does that say to a man?
          … anyways, takes more than that to get me down?!?”

          Heather’s not coming back…
          Told me to send her the H.K.-91!

  11. avatar DaveM says:

    Yes dear we did save some money not using reinforcing steel in the walls.
    How much did we save on the roof?

  12. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    “Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.”

    1. avatar YAR0892 says:

      ROFL

      Been WAY too long since I’ve seen this flick!

  13. avatar John P. says:

    The next young man who wants to date my daughter: please step forward!

    1. avatar Jordan says:

      The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese, and the third kid gets to date the daughter. (At least until he reloads)

  14. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    Alright, but if Kevin Bacon starts dancing I’m giving him both barrels.

  15. avatar Xanderbach says:

    “Graboids?” “Nope, democrats.”

  16. avatar strych9 says:

    “Farago hit the sauce and asked “What caliber for a Prius?” on TTAG. I think this will do it. Let’s test it out on Jeff’s car. I’ve never liked that guy and he’s been letting his dog shit in our yard!”

  17. avatar Omer Baker says:

    Wadda ya mean I gotta put it in my shoulder?

  18. avatar Eric says:

    How god feels about Chicago.

  19. avatar Mark Dittell says:

    PULL!

  20. avatar tmm says:

    I know what you’re thinking…did he fire two shots or only one?

  21. avatar B says:

    “I’m not really a POTG but I play one on TV.”

    Sad Burt Gummer’s a gun grabber, love his character.

  22. avatar scooter says:

    If 2017 wants any beloved celebs they gotta come through us!

  23. avatar Dave Cohoon says:

    Eeeeeck! A spider!!

  24. avatar Ian says:

    “This here is a sawed off shotgun. It used to be ten feet long.”
    “Oh yeah, well this is a radio, and I used it to call in an airstrike.”

  25. avatar LHW says:

    Let’s rock.

  26. avatar Xcom says:

    Dude: Is that a zombie or a liberal?
    Dudette: Not sure, seem to be acting alike, better take both just to be sure.
    Dude: What am I gunna do with the other shot?

  27. avatar JDD says:

    “What are those?”

  28. avatar AaronW says:

    “This could be the end… while we’re up here, lemme tell about about those wild times I had in Miami-Dade, 1986…”

  29. Solyndra recalled their panels? From my cold dead hands!

  30. avatar HP says:

    Jill, if there’s ever a problem, just walk out on the balcony here, walk out, put that double barrel shotgun, and fire two blasts outside the house.

  31. avatar American Idiot says:

    The one time in her life that anyone thought that Reba might be cool.

  32. avatar jwm says:

    “You fired a 25 dollar bullet at a giant fish worm! No wonder we have to live in this craphole desert ghost town!” Thus began the dissolution of Burt and Heathers marriage.

  33. avatar Mike Betts says:

    Oh, Gawd. It’s a gerbil, alright. I’m gonna give ‘im both barrels a’cause they’ll charge if ya just wound ’em.

  34. avatar Wood says:

    “Put the cookies down, see, and get outta here!”

  35. avatar anonymoose says:

    I always thought it would be the Russkies, not giant worms!

  36. avatar Crowbar says:

    I told your mother if she showed up here unannounced one more time…..

  37. avatar Paul M says:

    Every gun owners sub conscious feelings about the conflict between gun haters and normal people.

  38. avatar Ironhead says:

    Honey call everybody and tell em to watch this!!!!

  39. avatar Ing says:

    Never figured on having to shoot through dirt. Best damn bullet stop there is.

  40. avatar jwm says:

    “Hold my beer and watch this.”

  41. avatar Desert Ranger says:

    Best Pro Gun Movie ever!

    1. avatar Jordan says:

      Earl: What kind of fuse is that?
      Burt: Cannon fuse.
      Earl: What the hell do you use it for?
      Burt:(matter-of-factly) For my cannon.

  42. avatar CPC says:

    The best thing I’ve heard come out of Reba’s mouth : “Damn, honey. You’re not getting any penetration.”

  43. avatar Willliam Magnuson says:

    It’s DUCK ? Season, NO! it’s RABBIT ? Season

  44. avatar Penetty says:

    Mallory! Come clean up what`s left of your boyfriend.

  45. avatar jwm says:

    Hollywood liberals on Nov. 9th.

  46. avatar samuraichatter says:

    “Val you gonna have to forget about the truck.”

    [What was actually said]

  47. avatar Keith says:

    Ahhh…the four-bore double rifle. An excellent choice, Burt. Just the same, I recommend a head shot on that squirrel. They’re tougher than they look…

  48. avatar Jason says:

    Alex was right about this, too!

  49. avatar Stogie says:

    “That model railroad is NOT to scale, dammit”

    Believe it or not, Michael Gross is a model railroader, and has a recent article over at Model Railroad Hobbyist.

  50. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Her: “Good shot honey. Was that a Democrat or a Socialist?”

    Him: “What’s the difference?”

  51. avatar Bustedknuckles says:

    The first guard shift atop Trumps border wall.

  52. avatar Big Bill says:

    Leave the gun.
    Take the cannoli.

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