Over at everydaynodaysoff.com — a website so blissfully ad free it could double as a Zen rock garden — the blogger-in-chief reckons Thunder Ranch gun guru Clint Smith “sounds like a second amendment loving robot who chain smokes cigarettes and drinks battery acid.”
That’s ridiculous. Smith gargles battery acid. Otherwise, he’d be dead. (I guess that’s why we’re journalists and ENDO is an entertainer.) I only wish Smith had gone full Barbie on our ass, if you know what I mean.
Not to put too fine a point on it, Smith’s message to gun-loving millennials (with low-self esteem and high disposable income) is simple enough: don’t hang sh*t on you “battle rifle.” Except for a light. Because you might shoot Smith’s grandson. Oh, and a red dot (not mentioned, but there it is). Which leaves what? What does your AR wear? Mine has a cigar holder. Really.