Weekend Photo Caption Contest

The winner of last weekend’s holiday edition contest was Bad-Timing. Congrats and happy new year.

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  1. avatar jwm says:

    “My son. Let me tell you of the Riddle of Steel.”

  2. avatar jwm says:

    Fragging wasn’t invented in the 60s.

  3. avatar DrewR says:

    What the hell do you mean, what is it? It’s a gun, son!

  4. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

    Do _you_ have any idea why this is banned in California, New Jersey, Connecticut, Massachusetts, New York, and Maryland?

  5. “Be still Billy! You’ll scare the rare metallic butterfly… Oh wait, those are my chevrons.”

  6. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

    I’d let you try this rifle, but we’d have to go to an FFL for a background check, whatever the hell that means.

  7. avatar Higgs says:

    What do you mean “place thumb here” to activate the smart gun?

  8. avatar Randbo says:

    Are you trying to tell me Rock Hudson once owned this rifle? Getouddaheere!

  9. avatar Sam says:

    “Now you take this and prop it up against that tree over there, and I’ll come get it later.”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      That explains a lot.

    2. avatar TexTed says:

      Winner!

  10. avatar YZAS says:

    You see this? You think i’m gonna let some stinkin gun grabber take it away from me?

  11. avatar Mr. AR says:

    “One day this’ll be Cowboy Tactical”

  12. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Hold the gun TIGHT to yer shoulder, Son, and next time you won’t ruin your brim like that !”

  13. avatar AaronW says:

    “F troop sent out a scouting party. This is the only trace of ’em we could find…”

  14. avatar blahpony says:

    Bill Murray checking out the prototype of the original Ghostbusters gun.

  15. avatar jwm says:

    “For the last time, Trooper, that’s the shoulder thingy that goes up! What you’re pointing at is the hand thingy that goes down! Why did we ever let the Irish in our army?”

  16. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Dammit Agarn! I told you not to trade your rifle to the Hikowi for booze!”

  17. avatar AaronW says:

    “It’s a helluva thing… killing a man…”

  18. avatar mayhem34668 says:

    Look, the Hekawis and the Shuggs have had it with O’rourke and Agarn hittin on their squaws and they’re fuckin serious this time…they’ve got Fort Courage surrounded…it’s up to us to save F Troop!!!

  19. avatar Southern Cross says:

    “The pointy end goes that way”

  20. “It’s weird… I just made some lame comments on a blog and they sent me this Winchester!”

  21. avatar Silentbrick says:

    “Private, you call this clean?”

  22. avatar tiger says:

    “I wish the Army would give us some of these Winchesters, instead of the crap Trapdoors we fight with everyday.”

  23. avatar Ryan Betty says:

    These would work better if we added a shoulder thing that goes up!

  24. avatar Ironhead says:

    Now listen up… this here is that new winchester lever action assault rifle. It can fire 10 million rounds a second if you use the thing that goes up. It’s deadly accurate at ranges of a thousand miles or more. This part up here???? Oh thats a barrel shroud. You shouldn’t mess with that. That makes it even deadlier. It has a 50,000 round clipazine too.
    If you shoot it correctly the recoil and muzzle flash should not give you a temporary case of ptsd.

    Did I miss anything?

  25. avatar Tim says:

    Yeah, your gun sucks and you’re holding it wrong…

  26. avatar Jonathan - Houston says:

    Now, son, for this mission, I’m going to have to send you in undercover. Are you familiar with….”deep concealment?”

  27. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    This is the end that kills things!

  28. avatar Paul M says:

    The president elect says we can save lots of money by going back to using these.

  29. avatar anonymoose says:

    See this rifle? It came from the FUTURE!

  30. avatar oldandshaky says:

    “That’s right! Where DO you put the dang bullets in?”

  31. avatar Cliff H says:

    But if I don’t load it until Monday how long can I shoot it?

  32. avatar Jim says:

    Boom. Stick.

  33. avatar Southerner says:

    One day they will have powerful pistols with the firepower of this Winchester ’73.
    Some good thats gonna do us now Sarge!

  34. avatar JW says:

    Do ya have anything more, I dunno, tactical?

    🙂

  35. avatar Darkwing says:

    If I am right, this is a gun

  36. avatar Mikew says:

    Of course it’s worth it! You see that JM stamp?!!

  37. avatar Chazbo says:

    “Must be a Sharps, cuz I cut my thumb on the rear sight.”

  38. avatar jwm says:

    “I’m thinking Khyber Pass copy.”

  39. avatar jwm says:

    “They had repeaters and outnumbered us. Tell me again how we won?”

  40. avatar Kimberwarrior45 says:

    Now lean this against a tree and forget about it. In a hundred years when they find it it will drive them nuts as to why it was there.

  41. avatar BLAMMO says:

    “They call it a Picatinny rail. I don’t know what it’s for but it’s really cool and I’d like more of them all over the whole gun.”

  42. avatar AlanInFL says:

    We can’t shoot all week like our old Sharps rifles.

  43. avatar wtf says:

    My father was a gunsmith. The Six Fingered Man commissioned this gun, and my father labored for an entire year to make it perfect in every way. When the Six Fingered Man inspected it, he offered my father half the agreed upon price.
    My father refused, and the Six Fingered Man immediately cut him down with his sidearm….
    …When I find him, I will say, “hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

    1. avatar General Zod says:

      I do not shoot left-handed…

  44. avatar emfourty gasmask says:

    Only a matter of time before California figures out how to close the lever-action loophole.

  45. avatar Ranger Rick says:

    Back in my day boy we killed injuns one shot at a time. Now you got these new fangled shooting irons.Call me old fashioned, but where’s the sport in that?

  46. avatar Ryan Betty says:

    “MADE IN CROATIA!!!!”

  47. avatar Tim says:

    Gee, I don’t know how we’re going to mount a weaponlight OR a red dot!

  48. avatar Rimfire says:

    What does this mean ” Made in Japan by Miroku”

    1. avatar tiger says:

      Ouch……… Funny, yet true.

  49. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    blued steel, coin silver accents, hand checkered black walnut. the grip tape was my idea.

  50. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “limited edition ‘redwing boots’ model…”

  51. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Okay Sargeant but PLEASE don’t show me your gun again…

  52. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “and that thing there spins when you shoot it, helps to keep the barrel from creeping up.”

  53. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “so’s it kin chase after them drone thingys.”

  54. avatar pieslapper says:

    “I don’t know why it blew up sarge…”
    “Did you put 300 BLK in it again Agarn?!

  55. avatar jimmy james says:

    It’s an exothermic chemical reaction powered kinetic energy weapon.

  56. avatar jwm says:

    “shannon watts vibrator.”

  57. avatar Jason says:

    Why in the *hell* did you think this was a Pez dispencer.

  58. avatar Handeeman says:

    Well Ralphie that’s one fine Daisy Red Rider ya got for Christmas. Ya know I better keep it for ya, I wouldn’t want ya to shoot your eye out with it.

  59. avatar mark s. says:

    That there be Tony Curtis so my comment has to be ;
    ” Some like it hot ” .

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