In honor of the season, the winner of this week’s photo caption contest will win the Lucky Gunner logo’d glass (from BenShot) pictured below. Simply enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday. Merry Christmas.
Santa’s Personal Security Detail will fly in formation with the big guy this year.
In light of a recent increase in sleigh jackings Santa hired extra security on.
Scouting for (rein)deer season ended with a photo op with the local celebrity and a chance to sneak a look at the naughty list.
Damn it, now I need more reindeer.
Which of these is not like the other?
Santa hired strike breakers to calm his organizing elves right the fuck down.
This probably gets my vote.
Happy Hanukkah Santa Claus
‘Merica, F*ck Yeah!
Merry effin Chrismas, Jihadis’
Ho. Ho. Ho.
Sons of guns Christmas card, circa 2010.
Ain’t neva been done befoah.
You better watch out, you better not cry. You better pack heat, I’m tellin’ you why…
Makin’ a list, checking it twice, gonna hunt down ISIS tonight.
Santa’s other elves.
Having just shot Santa down, the crew of a Patriot missile battery try their damnedest to make sure Santa still has them on his ‘Good’ list…
Say happy holidays one more time……come on I dare you…
Speedload the Sleigh!
“C’mon, Jerry! Hold his head up! Now he’s not even facing the camera — wait! Ok! That’s it! Smile, everyone!”
“I want an official Armalite, carbine action, 30 shot, scout model rifle, with a compass in the stock and a laser that tells time!”
“You’ll shoot your eye out, kid”
“They just showed up and said they wanted a picture with me. I don’t know who they are! They’re not on any of my lists! They must be Operators…”
“Rudolph with your nose so bright…
Help us breach, bang, and clear tonight!”
For those really naughty boys you will be receiving lead instead of coal.
Ummmmmm…. Santa, is the ammo for these in our stockings?
“All I want for Christmas is NFA repeal”
Santa’s helpers for people on the naughty list.
Those Central Park Rangers better not try a damn thing this year.
Santa’s security detail on the hunt for Olive, the other reindeer.
You know, the one that used to call Rudolph names and not let him play reindeer games.
Awww, look at everyone playing dress up.
Them reindeer tasted good. Real good.
I finally got my Santa trophy!!! Now where to get him stuffed!!
He’s already stuffed – on cookies & hot cocoa.
New on A&E: “Sleigh Dynasty”.
Santa’s Rangers, When the Naughty list is just too good for you.
Santa: “Gee wiz, at least the girl is thinner than I am.”
Santa’s Safe Space, effective out to 500 yards.
Bothered by a neighborhood perv? Now you can organize to bring that sucker to justice! And I have no idea why the guy on the left has a pmag protruding from his shoulder.
Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
The Chimney Breaching Team (CBT) pose for a photo with Santa after a successful night. It’s the CBT’s job to enter the room first and secure it to make sure there are no prying eyes before Santa enters.
Matt (on the right) met Kate last year after entering her house. After explaining who he is and what he does he gave her is gun after finding out that Kate is single mom with two kids.
“Santa’s hired a Blackwater security detail for when he visits portions of the middle east.”
All right, kids! We have Santa! If you want him back you better have your parents leave 100 million dollars in small, unmarked bills for us!
Otherwise, Christmas gets canceled, forever!
The Night the Reindeer died.
Gangsta Santa and his posse. And 1 of his 3 Ho’s.
These are the elves Santa takes to Chiraq.
“Ho, ho, ho! Hi Points for all!
“hop up, malia ann, this may be your last opportunity…”
“ol’ nick here says it isn’t ‘hunting’ if we use bait. he says “everybody’ sets out milk and cookies and carrots…”
Santa puts out his recruiting poster after Obama threatens to cancel Christmas and make Ramadan a National Holiday. 37 million recruits signed up in the first 24 hours.
On a lighter note, Santa Clause was briefly detained when he attempted to enter a home in the Idaho back country; the occupants thought a home invasion was in progress, and took Santa into custody until his identity could be verified.
The police were not notified, but this photo has surfaced on the Facebook page of a “militia” group.
Four packers and a hag. (just my normal morning grumpiness)
Members of the Israeli Special Forces Unit took this selfie leaked by Wikileaks following a “Zero Dark 30” style raid on the North Pole. O’Santa Bin Clausen was captured, executed and given a burial at sea by cutting through the ice.
Santa’s elves decided to up-armor earlier this year in case Hillary won and went though with her plan to occupy the north pole and redistribute the toys to Syrian refugees.
” …Three French Hens, Two Turtle Doves, and a basket of Deplorables!”
Even Santa and his elves are celebrating a Trump victory.
In capitalist America, jihad calls Christmas on you.
“Okay, we ready to play.”
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