Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar jwm says:

    “Did I not say, don’t bring shit and there’d be no shit! Did I not!”

  2. avatar No one of consequence says:

    It means “come and take it,” you dolt!

  3. avatar Jeffro says:

    Want some? Come get some!

  4. avatar Scott says:

    Come at us, Bro!

  5. avatar Craig Moore says:

    Open carry? In San Antonio? Wow.

  6. avatar bfitts says:

    “Republic, I like the sound of it. It means to live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell be drunk or sober however you choose. Republic is one of those words that make a man tight in the throat. The same tightness a man gets when his baby takes his first step, or his baby has his first shaves and makes sounds like a man. Some words can give you a feeling that makes your heart warm. Republic is one of those words.” or “Commandancy of the Alamo
    Bejar, Feby. 24, 1836
    To the People of Texas & All Americans in the World

    Fellow citizens & compatriots

    I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is taken I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, & our flag still waves proudly from the walls I shall never surrender or retreat. Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatch The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days. If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country VICTORY OR DEATH.

    William Barret Travis,

    Lt. Col. comdt.

    P.S. The Lord is on our side. When the enemy appeared in sight we had not three bushels of corn. We have since found in deserted houses 80 or 90 bushels and got into the walls 20 or 30 head of Beeves. Travis”

    Some of the greatest words ever put to paper about the fight against tyranny.

    9th generation Texan family has been here since the 1830s

    1. avatar Bruce Webb says:

      Great words.

    2. avatar SkyMan77 says:

      God Bless our Republic!!! May I also add…

      Davy Crockett: It was like I was empty. Well, I’m not empty anymore. That’s what’s important, to feel useful in this old world, to hit a lick against what’s wrong for what’s right even though you get walloped for saying that word. Now I may sound like a Bible beater yelling up a revival at a river crossing camp meeting, but that don’t change the truth none. There’s right and there’s wrong. You got to do one or the other. You do the one and you’re living. You do the other and you may be walking around, but you’re dead as a beaver hat.

  7. avatar David says:

    Are you not entertained?! Oops, wrong movie!

    1. avatar dh34 says:

      Ha! That’s what I was going to post.

    2. avatar Bullets First says:

      Literally about to post that as well but checked to see if anyone else had first. I guess it was a little too obvious.

  8. avatar jwm says:

    If he sings one more opera I’m breaking my bayonet off in his ass.

    1. avatar Lance F says:

      That was my thought too.

  9. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “it’s not mine!”

  10. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “i said no starch!”

  11. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “whadd’ya mean ‘time out’?”

  12. avatar Slimjim9 says:

    I’M STILL STANDIN’!!

    1. avatar tmm says:

      Yeah, yeah, yeah!

  13. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “mother, please! i got this!”

  14. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “how could ALL of you forget to take your safeties off?”

  15. avatar dh34 says:

    Me and this army!

  16. avatar MikeC says:

    Molon Labe!!!

  17. avatar michael says:

    I believe i can fly, think about it every night and day, spread my wings and blast away… i believe i can fly…

  18. avatar dh34 says:

    But Father…I don’t want any of this…I’d rather…I’d rather just SING….

    1. avatar Kroglikepie says:

      +1 shrubbery

    2. avatar Jordan says:

      Huge tracks of land.

  19. avatar Tennbud says:

    I’m with bfitts on this one. We should not have ceased to be a Republic, after 10 years.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Texas was a failed state. It’s money wasn’t worth the paper it was printed on.

  20. avatar CarlWinslo says:

    Where do we register these at?

  21. avatar Chris says:

    Red Rover, Red Rover, send … EVERYONE on over!

  22. avatar Ed says:

    “Fill your hands, you paid troll sons-a-bitches!”

  23. avatar barnbwt says:

    ¿Son entretenido no? (Are you not entertained?)

  24. avatar Stinkeye says:

    “They can take our lives, but they will never take our terrible muzzle and trigger discipline!”

    1. avatar PDW says:

      That’s excellent , LOL !

  25. avatar Don says:

    “I could stand here in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I still wouldn’t lose to Hillary”

    1. avatar David Z says:

      Do you know what 5th avenue is?

  26. avatar LHW says:

    Bring it on.

  27. avatar Nanashi says:

    Going by the guy’s finger: “I just shot Marvin in the face”

  28. avatar Andrew says:

    “Where’s my order of Guacamole? Can’t you ever get the damned order right?”

  29. avatar H Lee says:

    Everybody Duck!!

  30. avatar Mark N says:

    The Donald Prepares Hillary’s Firing Squad

  31. avatar Penetty says:

    Haxx! Haxx! Aim-botting, camping, bastard!

  32. avatar Ralph says:

    O-O-OK-LAHOMA! Where the wind blows . . . what? Tejas? Oh, crap, we’re all gonna die.

  33. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

    “Bring everybody.”

    “Everybody?”

    “EVERYBODY!!!”

  34. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Can you dig it?! Can you dig it?! CAN YOU DIG IT!!!!

    1. avatar mrbadnews says:

      This was my first thought.

  35. avatar dh34 says:

    The hills are alive with the sound of music….

  36. avatar Hank says:

    And ain’t nobody better be steppin’ on my blue suede shoes!

  37. avatar FlaFrogman says:

    You see! I can safely sweep you all without shooting anyone!

  38. avatar Valdez says:

    This is the last time Im gonna say it… no ID, no voto, entiendes?

  39. avatar Gregolas says:

    “Come on, Santa Anna ! We’ve been out of toilet paper for a week and I’ve got nothing to live for !”

  40. avatar That's right (you're not from Texas)... says:

    Now, now that the walkers have you libtards surrounded out in the open, suddenly all you assholes want a gun!

  41. avatar pieslapper says:

    “I am the very model of a modern major general…”

    1. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

      Nice reference

  42. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with you …

  43. avatar Thomas says:

    I AM the Wall!

    1. avatar David T says:

      love it!

  44. avatar Stogie says:

    Now that you have given up your guns to the government, let me tell you what you are now allowed to do…

  45. avatar David T says:

    Wait! Wait! Hold your fire guys! The left will call this war immoral. We should just go.

  46. “My huckleberry friend, Moon River!”

  47. “SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS!”

  48. avatar CarlosT says:

    Me and this army!

  49. avatar Luke Yarasheski says:

    A young Luciano Pavoratti performing for troops returning for combat courtesy of the USO

  50. avatar Karl says:

    Behold! I have the fanciest pants in all the land!

    1. avatar Herb Allen says:

      “When I said Neiman-Marcus has the best men’s department in all of Texas, I meant it! Is this a set of disco threads, or what!!?”

  51. avatar LHW says:

    What’re you looking at punk?

  52. avatar AaronW says:

    “Until Trump builds our wall, this is a DIY project, guys!”

  53. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    Pueden tomar nuestras vidas pero nunca tomarán nuestra LIBERTAD!!

    …from the lesser known Guillermo Wallace.

    1. avatar strych9 says:

      ROFL!

  54. avatar Dave Lewis says:

    You lost! Get out. Don’t make us come in there and get you.

  55. avatar Al M. says:

    “A half-eagle piece says he gets shot doing that shit”. “I’ll take that bet!”

  56. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “My kingdom for an UZI!!!!”
    “What’s an UZI?”

  57. avatar Big Bill says:

    They F#%K you in the Drive Through!

  58. avatar jwm says:

    The earliest known photo of Ralph, senior man at TTAG. Believed to have been taken in Texas during a family bbq sometime in the 1840s.

  59. avatar Jack Wagner says:

    Did I stutter?!….You may all go to hell, I will go to Texas!

    Remember the Alamo.

  60. avatar rob says:

    Ready… Aim…. Fire Frei BANG BANG

    1. avatar Jp says:

      Good reference!!

  61. avatar BigDaveinVT says:

    For some reason the smell of gun smoke and being surrounded by men wearing big hats and holding guns makes me want to break out into song….

  62. avatar jsallison says:

    For the love of God will someone take that #%^&* fiddle away from Crockett?!?!?

  63. avatar Jp says:

    I’m your huckleberry!

  64. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    THIS!…….is how you do it.

  65. avatar adverse4 says:

    Singing “Over The Rainbow………”

  66. avatar Rimfire says:

    See, I said “build the wall”, but NO, you said it can’t work. Idiots!

  67. avatar whiskeytangofoxtrot says:

    Come at me, bro!

  68. avatar Bob says:

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

  69. avatar Gerard says:

    He’s shouting over the sound of the action, “Im a Gay actor and Proud” (he really was Gay)

  70. avatar Martin B says:

    “If my little gun doesn’t scare you, then I’ve got one THIS BIG!!”

  71. avatar Jody says:

    California, is once again, a state of the Republic

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