Never heard of “creedmore”?!?
The only form of tolerate(D) gun control.
“Wouldn’t you rather I played with your gun, John?”
Fur is murder, beyotch!
Jerry Miculek’s parents while courting.
Don’t question my technique, I’m a self proclaimed internet gun expert!
I think you’re the only one so far who knows what movie that’s from.
It’s a thin hint, man.
“Hush Ida, I saw this technique on YouTube”.
“So Greta, you’re saying with enough aiming fluid and the use of my garish man-slippers, I too can shoot a company of minks?”
With her rich old husband just refusing to die, Nora executes her plan to frame the butler for murder while he sleeps.
No eye or ear protection, no trigger discipline, what more could a girl want?
And there’s booze readily available.
Put. The Sharpie. Down.
Don’t laugh. How do you think I was able to get you that coat?
“Hmmm. When I asked if you had anything between your legs about to go off, I had something else in mind.”
It ain’t what you got, it’s how you use it.
When I said I had a foot fetish that is not what I meant!!!
Open the window and I’ll shoot you a hat to go with that coat.
I’m a much better shot with my bunny slippers.
Hey Myrna….I have a thin man for ya!
Let’s see if I can get this fart to light…
“That’s not a footjob. This is a footjob!”
One of my fave series. Check it out. The Thin Man and many sequels based on a novel written by Dashiel Hammet (Maltese Falcon).. The movies are hilarious and NFW could they be made today!! Myrna Loy without a bra and the sh!t that William Powell does. That scene he is drunk first thing in the morning just before Christmas. He is shooting ornaments on the tree…LMAO
I said give us some alone time.
A gun therapist, treating her client’s recoil flinch.
If I clench real hard, the clay pigeon gets about 10 yards out and I blast him! Wanna see?
Dead frog + creedmore + sofa = Davenport position. Outlawed by IHMSA in 1986 for being too comfy.
California couple practicing with their new “featureless” rifle.
“…and this dear, is how I shot that charging bear whose fur you’re now wearing…”
“What would you say that sight radius is, about a foot?”
Dame in quiet thought:
“that doesn’t look HARD.”
as the lady waits in vain for her lover to show passion, she suddenly begins to understand the whole “gun is a replacement for pecker” thing…….
If that’s your husband at the door I’m not pulling any punches.
Be careful Nick or you’ll shoot yourself in the Asta.
Not what *I’d* want between my legs, but whatever floats your boat, honey…
Salvador Dali transitions into performance art with “Childbirth”.
“that’s your mother’s knock…”
“i hate hillary too, dear, but couldn’t you just use the remote?”
But Nora, you said you wanted bigger!
But Nickie, I wasn’t referring to barrel length. I was talking about caliber.
Damn squirrel is in the bird feeder again.
“Look dear, I’m a tank!”
That cuckoo clock is really pissing me off!
You are holding a pistol between your feet, I want to make love to you right now!
I’m gonna get that fly on the wall if it’s the last thing I ever do!
This is the fastest way to get of that dang ingrown toe nail.
“and then the elephant tripped, and that’s how I broke my leg.”
“skippy dragged the roast off the counter…”
“honestly, nick, the doctor says the rectal thermometer is more accurate…”
THAT’S how you light a fart?
“We are having duck for dinner, my dear. Any minute now a duck will fly past the window and I’m ready for it.”
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