It Should Have Been a Defensive Gun Use: Sex Toy Store Stick-Up

All due props to adult store manager Amy for keeping her cool while staring down the barrel of a gun. As she says in the above interview, she smelled a rat as soon as the would-be stick-up man walked into Lotions and Lace. The gun “just didn’t look right” to her. And from the hooded hood’s reaction to her non-compliance, she was probably right.

Not that you can ever be 100% sure of that. Especially in a tense situation with adrenaline pumping. Faced with a similar situation, better to to present your own SR9c. Or maybe a Mossy 500 from behind the counter. Of course, this situation happened in San Bernardino, where thanks to the efforts of those in Sacramento, store clerks like Amy and her co-worker will increasingly be relegated to tossing dildos at derelict armed robbers. Because guns.

comments

  1. “Eat a bag o’ D**ks!”

  2. He faced some stiff consequences.

  3. Looks like he already did hard time.

  4. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

    I’m rubber and you’re glue.

  5. Ok I got it all out of my system. P.S. I’m bored this morning.

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      No worries … I appreciated that good chuckle!

      1. Than I’ve done my duty!

  6. Nevermind I have more: “We only sell dildos of the highest caliber.”

  7. Hard to believe there wasn’t a DP-12 behind the counter.

  8. avatar skoon says:

    Maybe they could meet half way and invest in a dildo gun instead of a mossy 500.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5uX94S7_DKY

    1. avatar Aaron M. Walker says:

      Hilarious Jackass reference!

  9. avatar Aaron M. Walker says:

    For a moment, I thought this was that college campus control gun group…”Cocks Not Glocks…!” My Bad….Title for article should have read ; “Armed Robber of Sex toy store beaten with a BIG Rubber Dick ! Only in California !!! “

    1. avatar AlanInFL says:

      That’s remind of lock, stock, and two smoking barrels. Death by a big black dildo scene.

  10. avatar dh34 says:

    I guess when you can’t strap one on, strap one on…

    1. avatar uncommon_sense says:

      Was the attacker a strapping young fellow?

  11. avatar Ed Rogers says:

    “All due props” – Is that a pun?

  12. avatar Curtis Helton says:

    Lmao, thanks for the laugh fellows.
    Only in commiefornia.

  13. avatar Nine says:

    The puns are real.

  14. avatar Pascal says:

    Glad this story had a happy ending!

  15. avatar E.S says:

    He might have been just looking for a good lube for his gun.

  16. avatar Big Bill says:

    I have to wonder just what information the clerk used to think the gun just didn’t look right.
    There was no mention of any familiarity with guns at all.
    They were incredibly lucky that either the gun wasn’t real, or the perp’s guts weren’t real.

    1. avatar ActionPhysicalMan says:

      Still, I appreciate someone who even thinks to question if it is real before giving over the money. Kinda like the trailer park manager that wasn’t intimidated by Anton Chigurh.

    2. avatar Cliff H says:

      Any person who deals in fake “guns” for a living should know very well when they are facing a real one.

  17. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    “Cocks, not Glocks”,…, who’d a thunk?

  18. avatar Ralph says:

    Those ladies should have bent that robber over and put those dildos to better use.

  19. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    The efficacy of cocks vs Glocks I. A defensive situation goes to Glocks it seems.

  20. avatar Cornholio says:

    Drop your Glocks and grab your cocks!

  21. Think that shoppe carries anything related to muzzle discipline?
    Maybe in the BDSM section.

  22. avatar GS650G says:

    His street creds are completely gone at this point.

  23. avatar TotoLoco says:

    Sooooo I cannot get a BJ either ladies?

  24. avatar strych9 says:

    “…she smelled a rat as soon as the would-be stick-up man walked into Lotions and Lace.”

    You know you’ve been working in that place too long when you can determine the BG’s from the regular old creepsters when they walk in the door.

    My friend used to go to a sex shop to buy nitrous cartridges. Sorry, the purple and bright green three tited alien sex doll just freaked me out.

  25. avatar Doublepar says:

    San Bernardino Sheriff Department does issue CCW license to law abiding citizen. Just saying.

    1. avatar jmf552 says:

      Also just sayin’: You can carry in your place of business without a permit in CA, as in most states.

  26. avatar TruthTellers says:

    Must have been Jessica Jin trying to get some more dildo’s for her “Cocks, not Glocks” movement.

    Makes sense she’d steal them instead of buying them as Millennials are poor idiots and can barely afford to feed themselves.

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