Hand over the burritos and no one gets hurt, amigo!
I ran out of yarn okay!!! Next time I’ll knit you a nice sweater…
Give me Frito corn chips and I be you friend. The Frito bandito you must not offend.
“No way we’re paying for ju wall, maing!”
You’re right – carrying it IWB does make it smell funny.
We’re out of Salsa! YOU make the five mile right to the Cantina!
Tu cordón de zapatos está desatado.
“Ass, grass, or gas. Nobody rides for fr–”
Is that a rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Ok, ok! You want coffee, we’ll stop for coffee!
“Se llama… Trump?”
The Mexican version of the walking dead looks really campy.
The World’s Most Interesting Man’s first gig was not a success.
Dude, you’re forgetting rule number two again….
I told you it wasn’t a banana in my pocket
I’m sorry sir, Uber prohibits passengers from carrying guns.
A winchester repeater from the 19th century and a cartridge belt full of bottleneck fmj ammo. Gotta love budget westerns.
El Gringo Deplorable?
Southpaw, eh? I bet you can’t even hit me at this distan
Smell the barrel? It’s been in your mom.
Depends. Front sight? Back sight? Lever? How far is too far? More info is needed.
Haha, I don’t wanna know…
Ah…. how did you get that past security?
Look…. I’m sorry. I didn’t know she was your sister.
I’m telling ya I didn’t do it. It was the horse.
“Wells Fargo… delivering real gold and fake bank accounts for over 100 years”
Don’t even tell me you voted for Hillary…
“Okay Gringo, splain dis Trigger disiplin, carp.
“Nice gloves Ese.” [That’ll piss off the TTAG Latin scholars.]
“No, my hat is better.”
New York City??? Get a rope!
I love the smell of CLP in the morning.
If I am going to violate one firearm safety rule, I might as well violate all four firearm safety rules!
I’m sorry but you’ll have to get in the back. Someone already called shotgun… and you don’t have one.
I don’t care if that girl at Skinny’s laughed at you, the big hat and gun aren’t gonna help.
Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!
I know what you’re theenking. Did he fire 13 rounds, or only
twelve ? Well in all thees excitement I kinda lost track myself.
So what chu gotta ask yourself is: “Do I feel lucky ?”
Well do ju, Gringo ?
That’s not Hoppe’s….that’s Ballistol! And the cotton strands on the muzzle confirm it, amigo…you’ve been listening to El Gringo Hickok Cuarenta y Cinco on the telegraph again, haven’t you?!
La vida es buena…
Dude, booger hook off the bang switch when you point it at me, please!
Put it in your mouth and inhale reeal deep man… You aint lived until you’re sure you’re alive…!
So, how do you feel about Chick-fil-a? Got a problem with where I get my meat?
“What makes you think I have sticky fingers, I cant even keep fingers on my gloves!”
It’s going up your ass, darling.
No pizza for me, huh?
Ohhhh, Steets of El Paso!!! Me love that song.
Would you like to smoke my peace pipe cabrón?
Fine already! You can ride shotgun!
Um…. where is your shotgun?
You got a little uh….ketchup on your chin….yeah right there. No, there. No….I’ll get it…
“You gotta pretty mouth boy…I bet you can squeal like a pig…”
“that’s her alright…”
You’ve go something in your teeth… Here just let me get it.
Look man I told you I’m a mexiCAN not a mexiCAN’T
Vice President elect Pence goes to see “Hamilton”
You voted Trump?
“it worked! my hiccups are gone!”
“now spit it into my rifle. it’s called a ‘mexican snowball’.”
Lol, Grody to the max!
That’ll be 5 pesos for the souvenir photo, jefe.
‘If you’re gonna shoot, then shoot,” says Tuco while sitting in bathtub in “THE GOOD, THE BAD and THE UGLY.
The service at Azteca’s has really suffered as of late.
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