What would Moses do?
LET MY PEOPLE FREE…..
“You Goddamned Dirty Apes!!!”
This is the BEST toy store I’ve ever been in
So many guns, so little time!!! But I’ll keep buyin’em!!!
They said that Obama was going to win , so I bought a few guns. They said Obama was going to win again, so I bought some more guns. The say Hillary is going to win so, I guess I need to go out and buy more guns.
Winner. It’s funny because it’s true.
There is always room for one more.
– Larry Potterfield
God Bless him. 🙂
“Six men came to kill me one time. And the best of ’em carried this. It’s a Callahan full-bore auto-lock. Customized trigger, double cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.”
I call her Vera.
I’ll be in my bunk.
Yes. Firefly and Serenity are examples that hollywood can get it right. They refuse to most of the time.
Hmmm.. Let’s see…this one is for battling talking apes…and this one here…urban vampire types…
“Eenie, meenie, minie, mo, shoot a tiger in the toe.”
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a tiger by the toe.
If he hollers, let him go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe…
Why no, officer, none of these take a high capacity magazine. That’s why I have so many of them…
Come here my precious.
Actually, I don’t like this one. You won’t have to pry it from my hands, here have it back.
How can I buy this without my wife finding out?
“So, as we set out this year to defeat the divisive forces that would take freedom away, I want to say those fighting words for everyone within the sound of my voice to hear and to heed, and especially for you, Mr. Gore: ‘From my cold, dead hands!” — Charlton Heston, May 20, 2000.
My words. Yeah, Hillary what Charlton said.
He is thinking to himself, “do I qualify as a super owner if some are black powder?”
A staff? Really? I get the burning bush and all, but why couldn’t God have given Moses a 12 gauge?
1. We’re gonna need a bigger wall.
2. “They wants the PRECIOUS, they wants have it ,kills them we will.”
each one has the name of a liberal on it
Ok, it is time for you to turn into a snake and go bite Hillary!
Get your hands off my guns you damn dirty democrat ape!
That/s the one I don’t want taken from my cold dead hands!! Any of them I’m holding at the time.
The man who wields this will never be under anyone’s thumb… opposable or otherwise.
“So which one gets the clunky IR projector so I can go after Matthias and his followers?”
“The protector of the Seventeenth Amendment undergoes inspection.”
Charlton Heston, back from the grave to take care of loose ends…
“Hmm, smells like freedom”
All in all its just a
Nother tool on the wall
What? No contest winner 2 weeks in a row? Don’t we at least deserve the respect of being told we’re too retarded to name that caption?
Tom Waits’ next album cover?
1 from column A, 2 from column B.
Well, I mean I WOULD put it away, Honey, but this shelf looks a bit unstable. I should probably hang onto it for awhile while I double check this thingy here. For a couple hours.
“I love you, and I love you, and you, and I love you, and I love you too, and you, but I love you most of all.”
…and this little beauty is the one I call “Black Mambo”. She don’t fire, she hisses.
Okay. I’m dead. NOW you can take them from my cold hands.
“Don’t listen to the others. You were my first love and I still love you the best.”
Best. Walk-in closet. Ever.
Hi. I’m Charlton Heston. Welcome to this edition of MTV’s Cribs.
This should be enough to make them THINK they found them all.
There are many like her… But this one shall be mine.
Come home with me baby, my wife will never find out its ok.
Just a few more fake “Firearms Buybacks” and all my walls will be covered!
“As smoke from burning buildings smudged the skyline and the TV news showed vivid images of laughing looters smashing windows and carting off boomboxes and booze, I got a few phone calls from firmly anti-gun friends in clear conflict. ‘Umm, Chuck, you have quite a few . . . ah, guns, don’t you?'”
— On the L.A. riots of 1992, from his autobiography “In the Arena” (1995)
“I don’t know if you can, but can you get an order for Ons, that’s O-N-S,
Junior Market, the address is 1934 East Anaheim, all the windows are
Busted out, and it’s like a free-for-all in here and uh the owner should
At least come down here and see if he can secure his business-
If he wants to” – Sublime
Who won last week?
Where are you, little Michael Moore?
“Ah, number 17. A very Prime Rifle”
My dream self portrait of myself just rifling through a few trinkets in my man cave.
“We’re gonna build a wall, and Mexico is gonna pay for it. I mean, it’s gonna be great. We’re going to make America great again.”
“From my cold dead hands?” Not quite.
“From my cold dead hands?” Maybe…nah…
“From my cold dead hands?” Yeah, this is the one.
From my cold dead hands. Dam I need more hands.
It’s a shame this room has only 4 walls.
Reloading? We don’t need no stinkin’ reloading!!!
“Hmmmmmmmm………………………….this one will do.”
Where did I put my 40-watt range Phased Plasma Rifle?
“Hmmm what’s that inscription say… ‘Cold Dead Hands?’
“Oh my, now that’s catchy”
Three thousand 16, three thousand seventeen, three thousand…… Aw for the love of….! One, two…
“oh, look. a photo of me taking rifle number 17 off the wall while looking at a photo of me taking rifle number 17 off of the wall while… whoa.”
Assault rifle? – No. Assault rifle? – No. Wait, what’s the new definition again?
Still have room for one more….
That’s the legal stuff. Show us your underground bunker now.
These, my fellow patriots, are your right and I pray you keep it along with the others.
So……Cali assault rifle or should I go Biden ?.
” From all of our cold dead hands”
No AR-15’s?!?!?! God damn you to hell!
“Yes my dear, now I will take you and rub you gently with oil, would you like that my love, would you?”
But but but how can I only choose one !?
I got me a shotgun, a rifle, and everything in between.
If I was alive, I’d take this gun in my cold dead hands and smash that b—- over the head with it.
“This is the future. Where are all the phaser guns?!”
Why such a tall wall? Well, as the zombie corpses pile up down here I just move up the wall… 17…16…15…
Everyday carry pocket dump of the day – Chuck
Chariot race my butt ! Massala’s goin’ DOWN with ALL his totalitarian cronies !
Wait. This counter says I only have 137 of this particular model? Hmm?
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