NO DUMBASS, THE BAD GUY IS THAT WAY!!
Beat me to it!
“He’s the one who TALKED about grabbing my pussy….the one with the orange hair!”
I’m gladly vote for someone who talked about a crime versus someone who actually committed multiple of them.
“I said SHAKEN, sir! SHAKEN!”
Did nobody win last weeks contest? This is twice in recent memory we’ve just ignored the previous week like it didn’t happen.
The other time was the week of November 6, 2012.
I’m thinking of something in the last couple of months.
June 24ths post didn’t announce a winner either.
If you look closely, you can see Roger Moore in the background.
The worst James Bond? Discuss.
Better than Timothy Dalton. I like him in other things, just not as James Bond, and Lazenby only “looked” the part, but wasn’t very good at it.
I liked Dalton in Hot Fuzz. Outside of Bond I can’t remember seeing him in anything else.
What do you mean real spies don’t carry guns and have hot babes hanging off of them?
It was him! HE stole my brass bikini!
“Oi, Double-Oh Schmeckle, can’t you read? The sign says keep your bloody booger ‘ook OFF the bang switch!”
Well, Moore is on record as being fairly anti-gun, so I wouldn’t expect him to know the rules of gun safety.
Bland. James Bland.
That’s the guy, right there! He’s the one who’s going to mess with your voting machine!
The one in the awful pantsuit!
Bond. James “get your finger off of the trigger” Bond.
“Did you say Pussy?”
“It was him, he’s the one that groped me…where’s my check?”
Yep, so the shop’s 2 blocks west, on the right side. You can trade that thing in towards a real f**king gun.
Well, it’s better the the Beretta .25ACP that Bond had in the first novel (Casino Royale). From what I’ve read, a friend of Fleming’s advised him to up the calibre a bit (to .32ACP).
Put the gun away and make me a sammich!
Those aren’t real breasts. Mine are real breasts!
LOL I’m guessing Roger Moore’s got bigger juggs than this chick.
That’s a dig on Moore btw, not the foxx.
Britt Ekland was quite the hottie in her day…
…and a disco singer…
So many beautiful women from that era. I have trouble naming one truly gorgeous celebrity from today; Too much plastic, not enough eating.
OHHH MYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDD!
That was so horrible that I played it for my wife who is a bonafide disco queen. She loves all things disco but this was beyond her tastes.
What is it you see in glass bikinis?
Bond “I don’t often shoot, but when I shoot it is things I am not looking at at times I don’t expect”
Girl: “Look that way and shoot that guy if you want to save the day”
“Higher and to the right, James”
No Dude! Gold finger is over there.
That guy is carrying a .45. Come back with a real gun plz.
Really, James!?!?! You intended to shoot that woman in the butt??
Us liberals carry our guns like this you silly man.
“Discipline, Mr. Bond. Trigger discipline!”
“That’s him right there, the guy who grabbed my *****. The orange one with the funny hair.”
Dude! Trigger discipline! Aim AT the target!
A first-time visitor to Emperess-elect Clinton’s volcanic lair, Mr. Bond’s attention is kindly directed to the “gun free zone” sign.
“No James, those are FAKE”.
“OK, will .32ACP pop ’em?”
A PPK? You should have brought something… Moore.
Is your penis as small as your pistol
That guy said Sean is a better bond. He even said George was better!
Give me the holster. Because everybody else’s comments are lame.
Muzzle sweep me one more time and I’m kicking your butt all the way over there.
Someone is in distress!
No James, that’s Rod singing on stage.
GTFO, and get Connery back on set!
The only Bond that was more (Moore?) pathetic was George Lazenby who wandered around in front of the camera like some lost extra who was stunned to have a speaking part.
The ducks are that way
The lady in the pantsuit; her husband ruined my dress!
“No James, index your finger on the slide, like this.”
THAT’s hillary, and SHE’ll make you give up your gun so I can’t be protected.
Britt: One procedural. Tactical priority means shooting that one first.
The cocaine is over there by craft services.
There! He’s the one who tried to feed me a hoagie!
“Wait, the sumo wrestler is Lo Fat, and the skinny guy is Hai Fat?”
“Dammit Pussy!” Oops… wrong movie.
“No idiot! Shoot the big ugly guy with the silver teeth!”
“Sean Connery would have shot him by now, what in the hell is wrong with you?”
Bet you can’t shoot that olive out of that dry martini without breaking the glass.
“See that? It’s a door. Use it. And take your stupid British anti gun ideology with you!”
No, dear, you can’t just point your finger and say “bang.” That’s even worse than that .25 I had.
“Ohhhhhh, James…pull my finger.”
“See that sign over there? No guns allowed.”
“Not a problem, miss. This is only a .32, not a REAL gun. Plus, I think it picks locks or something.”
If you want to look all ‘gangta’ like the kids these days you have to hold it sideways…. like this.
If you put in as much concentration on hitting that target over there as you did on getting me out of my clothes, you’re sure to hit the mark!
shoot her, james. that’s MY donkey…
because he did it to me TWICE, that’s why!
no, no, just ring the doorbell…
…and i haven’t washed my finger since…
in all fairness, that truck was moving a little. why don’t you try the side of that barn?
smell my finger…
stop staring and put the dwarf out of his misery!
it’s ronnie woo woo. silence him and the cubs may win yet.
Thats him right there James…that’s the man who stole my breasts…
The right wing fat old white guy! Right there!
Shoot him now and I will let you see me naked!
And I was born a woman!
“If you don’t take you booger hook off the bang switch I’ll make you sit with the ugly girls, over there.”
“No you fool, I’m Plenty O’Toole, Pussy Galore is over there!”
A cross eyed Roger Moore accidentally muzzles the camera man much to the disdain of Britt Eckland who points him in the right direction on the set of The Man With The Golden Gun (1973)
The hot girls went that way.
“It was HIM, HE’S the one who grabbed ME by the PUSSY”
Get your finger off your “trigger”, my eyes are up here!
That’s the guy that stole my shirt!
So if I shoot him you’ll show me your tits?
“I’ve seen tight shot grouping. That’s not it.”
“No Roger, Goodhead is my character not a perk, now GTF out of my trailer!”
“It’s just sounds ridiculous. Are you sure?”
“Yes, James, all the cool people hold their guns sideways like this.”
“No James. His gun. That’s a real caliber.”
You’re a dumbs shit James. That’s a pissy 380 you have. He’s got a 1911 in .45 cal.
He landed in that one.
So who won this week?
Rule #4: Get to know your target and her behind.
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