Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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You can win a Black Arch holster by entering the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday midnight. Have at it.


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  1. “Ohh you want the Nacho Libré set. This is Flash Gordon.”

  2. avatar mk10108 says:

    GAS Bombs signage authorizes, however if that was you….get over there.

  3. avatar Stinkeye says:

    Never-before seen photo of Ryan Lochte’s Brazilian robbery.

  4. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    A bad hair day is no excuse… Put that bonnet back on that baby!!!

  5. avatar strych9 says:

    “Target released this photo Tuesday, purportedly showing the plight of transgender people before the retailer changed it’s bathroom policy…more at 11.”

  6. avatar Ralph says:

    Okay, Johnny, are you sure that this the guy who grabbed your tushy at ballet class?

  7. avatar MLee says:

    Stop resisting!

    1. avatar strych9 says:

      #blackphasersmatter?

  8. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    I got nothing that beats ‘GAS BOMBS – for emergency use only’.

  9. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    Hurry up, Joe. My girlfriend Miss Universe is waiting in the get-a-way car.

  10. avatar jwm says:

    Aren’t you supposed to announce the winner from last weekend?

    1. avatar former water walker says:

      Buster was a real crab when I shoved that raygun in his side…hey jwm I have no use for a holster. Whadda’ you do with yours in commiefornia??

      1. avatar jwm says:

        I’ll never tell.

  11. avatar ScholarCat says:

    Quick, pull my finger. I’ll show this guy a real gas bomb.

  12. avatar pieslapper says:

    The ambiguously gay duo ask for directions.

  13. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Fart again in the hose kid otherwise I can’t shoot!!

    The other option would be “If the caliber of the gun is the same size as that bulge in your pants, go ahead and shoot.”

    1. avatar AaronW says:

      Well, there is a sign warning about gas bombs…

  14. avatar dph says:

    I don’t care if you are Buck Rogers, that’s some horrible trigger discipline

  15. avatar AaronW says:

    “We caught him because he zigged when he shoulda zagged – dead giveaway”

  16. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Alright, pal, enough is enough: He dealt it, and I don’t give a damn who smelt it. Got that?

  17. avatar TheOtherDavid says:

    He’s wearing a ballistic dickey: Always remember to go for a belly shot.

  18. avatar Alfonso A. Rodriguez says:

    You headgear and tux are so gay I could spit. Now take them off and give them to me or else…!

  19. avatar Magicmanmb says:

    Hey Mr. ÀTFE agent It’s not really a spud gun so it’s legal.

  20. avatar Pete says:

    “With your help this election, we can get assault rifles, like these fully automatic AR-Glocks-buzz word machine guns/death machines off the streets. This message brought to you by the always factual clinton administration.”

  21. avatar ^Sammy says:

    You guys aren’t supposed to have those, ya know.

  22. avatar Darrell KS says:

    Are you sure I should hold my trigger finger like this? Why?

  23. avatar James69 says:

    Say Michael Phelps again, I dare you…..

  24. avatar Big Al says:

    Bad guy, “Hey look! Is that a pair of Cabot Big Bang 1911s?!” Good guy, “Nice try buddy! Everybody knows those are just non-functional safe queens and wouldn’t be seen in public.”

  25. avatar Phil LA says:

    I’m Rick James bitch. Give me a no-look high-one.

  26. avatar Kirk says:

    “Listen up buckaroo, there’s a strict limit on silly outfits in these parts. Now git!”

  27. avatar JW says:

    Give us your clothes! Wait, never mind, they’re even worse than ours…

  28. avatar AMP says:

    He’s gonna play the yo-yo, and there’s nothing you can do about it!

  29. avatar Sam Wright says:

    After their embarrassing first attempt at crime fighting, Batman and Robin lose the gun and cover their faces in shame.

  30. avatar David says:

    “Am I sure? Of course, I’m sure! Go look for yourself! Remington dropped off a whole boxload of these things just this morning!”

  31. avatar AlmostESQ. says:

    Your credits or your life!

  32. avatar Erik says:

    Last time I’m gonna ask. Where can I buy that dickie?

  33. avatar Xopher says:

    #blackhatsmatter

  34. avatar Penetty says:

    That was your mater plan Mordo? Farting in to klein bottles? Go stand in the corner and think of something better.

  35. avatar SteveInCO says:

    “We just ate at that Mexican place over there.”

  36. avatar engineear says:

    Buck..”Go fill up those gas bombs!”
    Black beanie guy..”I can’t today. I used ‘Beano!'”

  37. avatar AaronW says:

    “If you want to upgrade to an AR-500 chest plate, the store is that-a-way”

  38. avatar Lance F says:

    No, his is a fart gun.

  39. avatar SouthAl says:

    Gas bombs for me, but not for thee.

  40. avatar SouthAl says:

    Go over there with the other ninja wannabes!

  41. avatar PK says:

    This is the new Mark IV … you’ll never bust inspection with a dirty Ruger again!

  42. avatar An English Person says:

    Did you steal this kid’s codpiece?

  43. avatar Smitty22gunr says:

    Alright, get over there! And for the last time take my mom’s bra off your head!

  44. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “mom left me in charge, and i say it’s your bedtime!”

  45. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “the ad was for a bottom.”

  46. avatar treefroggy says:

    The kid told me to gut-shoot you .

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