My mind is a font of useless information. Alexander Graham Bell recommended that people using his newfangled telephonic device answer an incoming a call by saying “Ahoy-hoy” (as Mr. Burns does in The Simpsons). And end all conversations by pronouncing “that is all.” And now I know how to shoot a SIG SAUER MCX (with a forend grip) at a bad guy from behind a tire. Given my flexibility, contorting like that would probably kill me anyway. That is all.