Just like gun safety, there are four Farago family rules. 1) Don’t eat anything bigger than your head, 2) No dancing without your underwear on, 3) No marrying show folk, and 4) No horizontal stripes. This family violates Rule 4. But otherwise, it’s MEGA! I have no idea what lies beyond the tooth pulling bit because of unofficial Rule #5: no watching ten-minute YouTube videos. As if that’s even possible . . .