Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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Last week’s winner was jwm. He’ll be picking out a brand new Black Arch holster for his carry gun. If you’d like one too, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. You’re welcome.

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  1. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    “Say ‘fur is murder’ one more time, I dare you.”

    1. avatar Flynn says:

      Damn, I was just about to go for something along that line.

  2. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Don’t even think about dumping that red paint on my fur, dirt-bag…”

  3. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    slow down, i said ermine, not merman!

    1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

      slow down, i said “that’s a lethal ermine,” not “that’s ethel merman!”

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:

        Sorry, had to do it…

        1. avatar Biofire says:

          Don’t apologize for being awesome!

  4. avatar Rick says:

    Not only does this fur look good, I shot it myself.

  5. avatar Travis in Houston says:

    My fur may not be mouse but my gun is.

  6. avatar Coffee Addict says:

    If it moves again…

  7. avatar jwm says:

    Give me this mouse gun and expect a smile? Where’s my 1911?

    This is my second holster win. First one I had ordered for my j frame, this one for my Makarov.

  8. avatar JohnS says:

    I like to balance my big guns with this little one.

  9. avatar Lance F says:

    No stock bite here!

  10. avatar jwm says:

    Want me to light your cigarette?

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Congrats!

      1. avatar jwm says:

        Yep. I’ve won 2 iwb holsters and I live in a part of the country where concealed carry is just about impossible. I sometimes feel as if the gods mock me.

        1. avatar Geoff PR says:

          Want to trade one for a really nice Henry Arms hat I won here with “You dirty brother! You killed my rat! I’ll kill you, like you killed my rat!”?

        2. avatar jwm says:

          A 60 dollar holster for a 5 dollar hat? You sell used cars?

        3. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

          I’ll ship you some ammo for a holster….

  11. avatar Mikes says:

    Who farted?

  12. avatar jwm says:

    You get further in life with gorgeous good looks and a pistol than you do with just gorgeous good looks.

  13. avatar Aaron Koch says:

    yes, I tanned it myself.

  14. avatar FormerWaterWalker says:

    Oh that’s not a gun-it’s my lipstick…

  15. avatar Steve in TX says:

    Feminism? What the hell do you mean, I’m not Feminine.

  16. avatar IaMnOttHeHulk says:

    Mr. Bond, please keep that pointed in a safe direction!

  17. avatar tmm says:

    36 – 24 – 36 – 2

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      Only if she 5’3″

  18. avatar Larry says:

    Even in the ’60’s attractive blondes in photos had poor trigger discipline .

  19. avatar jwm says:

    The carjacker I’d like to be jacked by.

  20. avatar DrewR55 says:

    Does this count as ‘off body’ carry?

  21. avatar Henry says:

    Criticize all you like, but it was big enough for the Dalmatians.

  22. avatar New Chris says:

    Oh, you want to liberate me? But, I’ve already liberated myself darling.

  23. avatar Earl says:

    If looks could kill

  24. avatar Penetty says:

    Beast Boy to Robin, I’ve been made!

  25. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Now you die, Mr. Bond.”

  26. avatar LHW says:

    If you come any closer, then both of our guns will be cocked.

  27. avatar pieslapper says:

    “I’ll be your huckleberry.”

  28. avatar pieslapper says:

    “All right Mr. Demille, I’m ready for my closeup.”

  29. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Yes actually, blondes DO have more fun.”

  30. avatar strych9 says:

    [For the Film Noir fans out there].

    “I’ll have you know that they’re a large C cup!” *crosstalk* “Oh, Double Indemnity, I apologize for the misunderstanding”.

  31. avatar troutbum5 says:

    Inspiration for the Beretta Curve.

  32. avatar Phil LA says:

    2 inches is plenty.

  33. avatar anonymoose says:

    “Mine’s bigger, so please put your pants back on.”

  34. avatar JW says:

    Keep your .45’s and your 9’s… .25 acp is as fatale as it gets!

  35. avatar Surivordude says:

    “You expect me to pay child support?”

    “No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.”

  36. avatar Mort says:

    Darling, I do know what you’re thinking: “trigger discipline.” But you’re making the terribly predictable assumption that I’m not about to shoot that seagull. Because I’m thinking: “lunch.”

  37. avatar Fred R. says:

    “I’ll give you my fur when you pry it from my cold, dead hands”.

  38. avatar Joseph Gallo says:

    Make your own damn sammich.

  39. avatar BTP says:

    She mates, then kills.

  40. avatar Bill Bates says:

    Now it’s time for a seal jacket.

  41. avatar allan s says:

    (…uh oh, my finger won’t fit in the trigger guard with these #$%^ gloves on!! )

  42. avatar engineear says:

    The glove absorbs the recoil…

  43. avatar jsallison says:

    Bond. James Bond. What?

  44. avatar Mike says:

    Be careful Mr. Bond, this isn’t a Raven 25.

  45. avatar Gregolas says:

    Yes, dahling. I stole this stole.

  46. avatar AaronW says:

    Even as she pretended to be Arthur Hamilton’s new lover, she was ready in case he asked too many questions…

  47. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Does this make me look fat? Careful how you answer now.”

  48. avatar Cato DeCarpeti says:

    I don’t always shoot mashers, but when I do I use a Colt 1908.

  49. avatar Phil says:

    One more step and the cheetah gets it!

    1. avatar jwm says:

      It ain’t easy being cheesy.

  50. avatar jwm says:

    “Why no, officer, this isn’t a gun. It’s a broach. See how it looks with my outfit.”

  51. avatar Clay says:

    Actually I have acquired my target and I’m ready to shoot. You best mind your manners.

  52. avatar peirsonb says:

    Ask my ocelot friend here if you can hunt with a pocket pistol.

  53. avatar jwm says:

    “So, you thought a woman alone on an isolated beach would be an easy victim? Do I look like shannon watts to you?”

  54. avatar AJ in CA says:

    If she keeps that up that pocket pistol will turn into a 8″ barreled magnum revolver.

  55. avatar BDub says:

    If you knew how close you have to get to a leopard, to kill it with this gun, you wouldn’t insult me, Mr. Bond.

  56. avatar PQ says:

    Diamonds are not a girl’s best friend. This is.

  57. avatar mark s. says:

    I love rubbing my breast with the barrel warmed .

  58. avatar Great Lakes says:

    Do you feel lucky skunk?

  59. avatar Great Lakes says:

    I carry my lifeguard to the beach.

  60. avatar Great Lakes says:

    You’ve just told your last dumb blonde joke!

  61. avatar Shawn Graber says:

    As the thug quickly assumed room temperature, Janice paused to think about her day’s adventures. Did she leave the stove on?

  62. avatar jwm says:

    Nobody takes the blond serious. Til a muthaphucker gets shot in the face.

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