OK, I Was Wrong. THIS Is The Dumbest Gun Video You’ll See This Week, Month or Year

In a previous post, I reckoned a stupid video about “gun juggling” was the dumbest gun video ever. You know; until the next one. First of all, I admit it: I didn’t know gun juggling was a thing. As I’ve mentioned before, I can’t play firearms-based video games; I find them more addictive (if less fattening) than Amy’s Mexican vanilla ice cream drizzled with hot fudge sauce. Second of all, here it is: the next one. So much fail in so long a time. Still, if there is such a thing as a good bad movie (e.g., Mystery Men), this is a wonderful terrible video. Just sayin’ . . .

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  1. avatar Ralph says:

    Nope. Can’t watch it. I just saw The Purge: Election Year, and there’s only so much stupid I can take.

  2. avatar Gregolas says:

    I lasted about 1 min., 45 sec.
    It hurts.

    1. avatar Mike says:

      ^ This.

    2. avatar Stu in AZ says:

      I was gonna ask for a prize for going 1:25 until I saw this. Damn.

    3. avatar CarlosT says:

      Yeah, that was my limit too. The music by itself was torture.

      1. avatar JasonM says:

        Mute it, maybe?

    4. avatar Tommycat says:

      Hah I “win?”
      I got to 2:05 before I wanted to smash my head in with a Bersa

    5. avatar Cliff H says:

      If there is such a thing as “spidey sense” this is a fake. Spiderman would have been webbing his way the hell out of there when he first spotted that trio, not letting them shoot an apple off of his head!

    6. avatar YaDaddy says:

      I made it 1:33.

      Main reason I stopped was I wanted to scroll down to the comments to see if you guys were talking about how far you made it through the video. I knew that no way folks were watching 10 minutes of that.

      Can someone chime in and relate the major plot points?

      Oh great, now that effin’ ear worm of a song is stuck in my head.

  3. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    I made it 20 seconds. And now I have to find a way to get the stupid off of me.

  4. avatar formerwaterwalker says:

    I watched about 30seconds. I’m with you Ralph…now if I got that TTAG stipend…:)

  5. avatar tfunk says:

    If I had had anything to do with that video I’d have to kick my own ass.

  6. avatar strych9 says:

    So…. I’m confused. The point of this?

    1. avatar WillProtex says:

      I was thinking the same thing!

  7. avatar Swobard says:

    What the hell WAS that? Why?

  8. avatar peirsonb says:

    Robert, I think you’re forgetting entropy. The universe will ALWAYS invent a better idiot.

  9. avatar Adam says:

    What in God’s Holy Fuck was that supposed to be?!?!?!?!

    1. avatar peirsonb says:

      It was Birdemic bad. But not quite Birdemic 2 bad…

  10. avatar Removed_californian says:

    +10 minutes? Ain’t nobody got time for that!

  11. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Do we get something for finishing it? I was gonna watch the whole thing but then I realized it’s ten minutes long and I don’t think I have enough brain cells to go all 10 minutes.

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Probably Einstein didn’t have enough brain cells to go all 10 minutes. But I’m just guessing because my brain cells wouldn’t let me go two seconds.

    2. avatar Removed_californian says:

      Sin at 7:40, scene does not contain a lap dance.

      I’ll give you the TL;DW version:
      Air soft guns and poor effects. No spoken lines, may be fanfic for a Spider-Man and the frozen chicks story. 2/10, found it difficult to fap to.

      1. avatar Phil LA says:

        Difficult! Ha!

      2. avatar Cliff H says:

        Frozen chicks topless or in bikinis I might have made the effort, as is, NFW.

    3. avatar strych9 says:

      Do we get something for finishing it?

      You win the physical version of what this was mentally: a long slow handjob with a piece of coarse sandpaper.

  12. avatar James in AZ says:

    I watched the whole thing

    1. avatar Xanthro says:

      I’m sorry.

  13. avatar TyrannyOfEvilMen says:

    Mr. Farago:

    You have inspired me to create a telecommunications product that will allow your audience to “review” some articles by sending a “mild” electric shock to you through the Internet.

    Be advised, testing should begin shortly.

    Now please don’t do that again! /;-)

  14. avatar Smoke Jensen says:

    How does it feel to reach the end of the internets?

  15. avatar CJ in KC says:

    Urp.

  16. avatar Red in CO says:

    wut

  17. avatar dankenstien says:

    So….chick with the braids is kinda dope. But what I really want to know is how in the hell do I go about getting the 10+ minutes of my life back? Fortunately I was making and eating tacos while watching so this was really just background fodder but still….Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Farago? Just when I was starting to like you.

    1. avatar Removed_californian says:

      Whiskey is definitely needed when viewing.

      1. avatar Cliff H says:

        I suspect beer and/or whiskey had something to do with the original concept and possibly production.

  18. avatar Alex waits says:

    Wtf did I just watch? Is this a new tarintino film?

  19. avatar Mikial says:

    Okay, no argument. Definitely dumb but then we only lasted a couple of minutes watching it. 0.o

  20. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    My 4YO kid loves this stuff. Don’t get it personally but hey it’s the Internet. I will say it’s good to see Elsa can operate operationally.

  21. avatar Jim Benton says:

    Let’s see:

    Poor trigger control.
    Poor muzzle control.
    No hearing protection.
    No eye protection.

    I could only handle one minute and twenty seconds.

  22. avatar Phil LA says:

    Why?

  23. avatar Pg2 says:

    As usual, comments way better than video, at least the 1.5 minutes that was tolerable.

    1. avatar Vv ind says:

      Are you like me? Listen to video whilst reading comments?

  24. avatar Ryan says:

    What in all good and holy is that drivel?

  25. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    I opted to read the comments instead of clicking “play”.
    Glad I did…

    1. avatar Bob in Calif says:

      Me too.

    2. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “I opted to read the comments instead of clicking “play”.”

      That was one of those rare times when the experience of age saved you…

  26. avatar Bryan says:

    You guys who gave up early missed the drug-fueled bunga-bunga party at the end. Suffice to say: Maleficent earns her bad girl cred.

  27. avatar jwtaylor says:

    I forwarded 3/4 of the way through it, saw that everyone was still clothed, and moved on.

  28. avatar Luke Yarasheski says:

    Holy awful trigger discipline batman! I don’t wanna hear any nonsense about “irresponsible” gun owners from this crew…

  29. avatar GenghisQuan says:

    But that’s Maleficent, not Demona.

  30. avatar Mark D. says:

    He said Mystery Men! Love that flic.

    1. avatar Timmy! says:

      THANK YOU! I was coming in to make the same comment.

  31. avatar dlj95118 says:

    That’s the first time I lasted 10 minutes for anything…and it proved to be a waste.

    *8(

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