RatInDaHat took last week’s honors. If you’d like a new Black Arch holster, enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck.
“See that thing over there? Kill it.”
“The one on the right. The one with the glasses and clipboard. He’s in charge of wardrobe. We catch his ass on the parking lot at the end of the day and stomp him.”
“Don’t worry about Chuck Norris. We got Jackie Chan on our side.”
What, next to the rabbit? Oh sorry, wrong movie.
What? It IS the rabbit!
Oh God, and me without my Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
I didn’t know Matt Damon was in this movie
He’s off camera. He’s the fluffer.
Someone needs to explain to Matt that if it hurts, he ain’t doing it right.
I know it looks like a gila monster, but it’s really Zorg the Invincible! Try to shoot off his left antenna so he can’t see us.
That is what an anti gunner looks like
See that over there, that’s a Womp Rat. I used to bag them in my T-16 before the Empire taxed by the mile, Now you’ll have to take him out with that pea-shooter, just dont let any Storm Troopers see ya!
Silly round eyes…bringing a .380 to a .45 fight…
“Try not to shoot your eye out, kid.”
“Don’t get penisy, kid, there’s more of them.”
Toilet paper holder goes over there. Put this Ming Dynasty action figure in the foyer.
LOOK OUT! ITS HEADING RIGHT FOR US!!!
The ambiguously gay duo meet Ming the Merciless.
“Oh, My.” Said in Sulu’s voice.
There’s your target son, the one on the white pantsuit.
Don’t worry soon, his plasma is only in the 40 megawatt range. Yours is in the 45 megawatt range.
Over there, is a man with a big knife, thankfully you have taken your gun to a knife fight. You know what to do — don’t miss this time.
No you don’t run down there and disintegrate one alien. You walk down there and disintegrate them all!
Then Emperor Cato will clean up the mess.
When a Bernie Sanders supporter suddenly appeared it dawned on Tom as to why his son’s spirit guide for this quest was “Sum Ting Wong”.
This time, use the full 40 watts setting…
Is there a gun in your pants or…
“You keep your backup bubble-gun on the SHIP?! I keep mine here in my codpiece. Everyone in the galaxy knows codpiece carry provides the fastest draw stroke and best concealment.”
“Two words, earthlings. Cover. Garment.”
“Sorry to bother you, Mr. Takei, but is the Pride Festival over that way, or did we already pass it?”
Is that Brad Cooper over there at the DNC?
So go ahead and show Daddy’s business partner how you destroy our company’s droids.
WTF am I wearing?
ya know, the sad thing is I remember watch that series on TV…..sigh
“He said China was in there, and he called me Mr. Burton”.
Dialog from “Lassie in Space”:
“Look Timmy, that’s the rat bastard that kicked Lassie down the well last night! Plug his sorry behind!”
That guy is not winning. Shoot him. MAKE SPACE GREAT AGAIN.
See, Billy. This is why you don’t get into the spaceship with the strange man even if he has puppies and candy.
You wind up having to explain to the galactic police why you had to ray gun the pervert.
You know this is going to go on your permanent record, right?
Shoot the one on the left first. He has crazy eyes.
Ask “Bullethead” if this is the right way.
After Hillary got in the only bullet you can use must be mounted on one’s head.
David Bowie was one of the first firearms instructors on many planets, using the name Major Tom.
‘Hi, my name is Larry. And this is my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl.”
The 3 Wangs. A cheap Chinese knock off of the 3 stooges.
Mongolian in hat thinking: I knew you would want to see it for yourself.
Man Pointing: Those guys ARE walking on the other guys chests.
Boy with gun: One wrong move…..
See that guy? His name is Harrison Ford, he’s a real Sci-fi movie actor.
Cap dat fool.
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