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Surprising precisely no one, Gun Control Group Backs Hillary Clinton and Pledges Help With Primary – “’Gun Sense Voters have a champion in Hillary Clinton,’ John Feinblatt, the president of Everytown for Gun Safety, said in the statement. ‘Our litmus test is simple: does a candidate side with the public or with the gun lobby? Hillary Clinton passes that test with flying colors.'” The friend of my enemy is my enemy. Speaking of friends . . .

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NRA provides police with new rifles –  “New rifles set to go into the Walterboro (SC) Police Department cruisers were obtained through a grant provided by the National Rifle Association. In October 2015, the Walterboro Police Department submitted a grant to the NRA for funding for new patrol rifles. The NRA approved the grant, providing Walterboro Police Department with the funding to purchase 10 new patrol AR-15 rifles, slings and scopes. The grant also funded the purchase of 10 hard carrying cases for the firearms.”

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No contract yet to produce the new Canadian Ranger rifle, says Colt Canada – “(Colt Canada’s Warren) Downing didn’t have an explanation on the delay. But sources tell Defence Watch that the usual slowness of the procurement bureaucracy is behind the delay. The new rifle, called the C-19, is based on the SAKO T3 CTR (Compact Tactical Rifle). It is in .308 calibre.”

THIS is how it’s done:

Amy Schumer Goes Nude for Gun Control – There’s a not terribly risqué photo at the link. If you’re really all that interested. And there’s no reason to be.

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Key Obama Ally Secretly Bankrolled ‘Funny or Die’ Video Mocking Iran Deal Critics – “What went unreported by AP was that Ploughshares wasn’t just funding hard news, it was also behind entertainment, specifically the Funny or Die video. Not directly, mind you. Instead, they funded New Security Action, which in turn funded the video campaign. According to Ploughshares’ 2015 annual report, New Security Action received a pair of grants for $25,000 each: the first, to “develop an online ‘hub’ that highlights the latest information related to the P5 + 1 nuclear negotiations with Iran,” the second, for “mobilization of a broad base of public support of the negotiated settlement with Iran on its nuclear program.” Does anyone actually think of the GOP’s flaccid congressional leadership in this gun-wielding, cartoonish way?

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51 Responses to Boxer Tactical Daily Digest 6.3.16: Moms Want President Pantsuit, NRA Provides Rifles and an Allegedly Badass GOP Leadership

  1. Are we sure that’s Amy Shumer going nude or did she just forget to put on pants?

    #EarlyOnsetDementia #WearPants

    • And why is she walking around in a top garment with no under garments…

      In the service, we used to call that Porky Piggin’ (aka: Shirt-cockin’.)

    • If I was single, I’d hit that. And afterwards, during spoon time, I’d invite her to go shooting. Priceless.

  2. Amy Schumer nude definitely controls my “gun”. It goes into ‘deep concealment’ mode – in which it tries to shrink back inside me.

    She does however make me want to show her how a rifle works, and turn her to at least to the Rachel Maddow admitting that she actually does like guns. The rest will follow, it just takes time…

  3. ‘Our litmus test is simple: does a candidate side with lie to the public or with the gun lobby? Hillary Clinton passes that test with flying colors.’

    • Hillary is going to be charged. The State Department IG report guarentees it. Probably a a simple charge of mishandling classified information for her to plead guilty to but she will be done.

      • I hope you’re right, but I have no faith in our “Justice Department” or the rule of law in this country.

        • “I hope you’re right,…”

          I hope not, and I’ll tell you (partially) why –

          Dyspeptic was right, the HildaBeast is beatable. Right now she’s wounded and vulnerable, and that’s right where we need to keep her. Trump is peeling off Dem voters faster than Ralph can think up zingers. It’s real, it’s happening. They know it, and they are *scared*.

          More bad news today on the economy, and it’s not likely to improve by election day, and that’s *very* good news for us.

          There’s no way the Dems will run Bernie as Prez, he’s too whacko even for them. As VP, I see it as likely, they desperately need the ‘Bernie Kidz’ voters to show up Nov. 8.

          I fear most Fauxahontas (Warren) as a candidate more than any other, even ‘Uncle Joe Biden’. She could sink us…

        • If history is any guide, the economy will crash, really hard, in the next 4 years. It will be an ugly we haven’t seen since the ’30s.

          Not a damn thing anyone can do about it. So the question (to me anyway) is do we want a cartoon character in the office, or a psychotic anti-American.

          The death/retirement of Supremes is the only reason I lean towards voting the Orange One. Otherwise, I’d rather have Hildebeast at the helm of the Titanic as it slips under the waves.

          Optics for the low-info voters and all that.

        • “16V says:
          June 3, 2016 at 23:17

          If history is any guide, the economy will crash, really hard, in the next 4 years.”

          As per the plan, which is why they want a Republican in office to assign blame to for it all. It’s really so obvious that they do this, it’s just that most people pay literally no attention to anything other than what they are told by the media and they just accept it all as the truth.

        • @16V, I think that a worldwide crash is very possible, but our economy is so deep in the tank now that it won’t have a profound effect on the US.

          “When you ain’t got nothin’ you got nothin’ to lose.”

        • @Mr.308, It’s a kinda sad that the cycles have become so predicable, but since Nixon (at least) they have become that. I do wonder what money-from-nothing (QE) and doubling the debt once again, will do. I have my theories…

          Ralph, You’re right, despite the prospect of doubling-down yet again, there is the possibility that as the only world currency (and gov) that has something resembling rule of law and integrity (for the rich anyway) will offer enough of an investment siren call to lure foreign money, and keep us afloat.

          We’re way past the insane valuations of 2008. We’re back into sub-prime car loan brokers going tango-uniform. We’re at “house-flipping” rates that exceed 2008. It’s gonna happen again, and it’s only a (short) matter of time. If you’re holding a cash position, you might come out well. Just like last time. Or the time before that. Or…

      • Which is a felony, and will therefore never happen. God knows I wish it would happen. I’d probably piss myself if it did.

      • Liberals don’t care if their elected are felons. Heck, look at Marion Berry, elected mayor of DC even AFTER his drug pushing convictions. As long as they are breaking the law “for the right reasons” – in this case, selling out the country to the Chinese and our enemies in the Middle East, via untraceable e-mail correspondence.

    • “…does a candidate side with the public or with the gun lobby?”

      So – the Americans, all of voting age, who own the 300 million + guns are not the public?

      • You aren’t considered “the public” until you start controlling things like the media, politicians and become the most vocal.

    • Potential? Have you not looked at the picture?

      You are right, she’s eventually gonna go full Kirstie Allie/Sally Struthers, but you could tell that watching the Roasts.

        • “Greg Giraldo….”

          R.I.P. …

          (I knew he had croaked, but to refresh my memory, I Googled him. A Harvard lawyer? Damn! He might have liked TTAG. Lots of other lawyers do, for some warped reason… 🙂 )

  4. Only one question remains regarding Amy Schumer…..which caliber brain bleach is sufficient to wipe that photo from memory? The Blanton, the Knob Creek Reserve, or the Glenlivet 18?

    • Rotgut whiskey. You’ll wake hating life enough to have more pressing misery to focus on.

      Wasting good Scotch? Don’t do it man.

      • If you drink it sensibly and with reverence, there is no such thing as wasting good Scotch unless you happen to spill it.

        • Good Scotch to get rid of a bad vision seems to me to as much akin to using $5 a round handloads to punch holes in 10M paper.

          That’s just me. YMMV.

    • “Only one question remains regarding Amy Schumer…..which caliber brain bleach is sufficient to wipe that photo from memory?”

      Aqua Regia (1:3).

      Trust me, you want that *burned* from your brain.

      Via I.V., preferably. Don’t mind your screams, that means it’s *working*…

      (Cruel bastard, aren’t I? 🙂 )

    • I’ve got a 20 year bottle standing by for a Trump 2016 victory. Regular Black Grouse will do just fine for negative mental images. I can’t afford to swill $60-180 bottles on a nightly basis.

  5. God, what is with Hillary’s face in still pics? Does the news media run a Photoshop suite on her face or something whenever she’s on? Some kind of automatic gaussian blur or oil painting effect? Not to disparage the godfather, but she freaking looks like Bill Murray there.

    • Suits her nicely. Just needs some numbers on the suit to make that picture epic. Someone’s got to photoshop that shit

    • She was all for the “National gun violence” gimmick of orange yesterday, because guns. I wore some camo with my regular work gear.

    • The outfit is missing something, steel bracelets or anklets…

      Maybe, a colon stored shank…

  6. “Amy Schumer Goes Nude for Gun Control –”

    Now, I like my women on the plus side, always have.

    That being said, A. Schumer has *nothing* my lower unit wants…

  7. I wish our current GoP leadership would let me have half those things.

    Have you written YOUR candidates to ask for NFA repeal?

  8. Physically I don’t think Schumer is all that unattractive, she could lose a few pounds but so could 80% of American women.

    On the other hand her intellect and opinions are completely repulsive, which isn’t surprising considering she’s related to Chuck Schumer.

    • She has the female equivalent of the male weaselly face, you know the guy… Which is the (female) piggly face, FYI.

  9. I don’t get it. “I’m against guns, check out my vajayjay?” Does this mean we have to start tweeting out dick pics to support gun rights?

  10. You know, it just occurred to me, the Yannkee Marshal and some of his fellow Youtuber buddies OC on the second of every month for 2nd A awareness…

    So, the Gun Violence is bad, or whatever, day is just knocking offf their idea. Man, Hollywood really has runout of new ideas and are just rehashing other people’s gimmicks.

    Oh, and, Amy S, you’re still fat. Doing the early morning, empty stomach suck-in and still have a pooch…

    You’re not fooling anyone, Amy.

  11. Well, Hitlery is at least wearing appropriate colors.
    I just could not bring myself to look at Slummer.

  12. I’m not really on board with the NRA using my donation money to arm the organs of state enforcement. Methinks they have arms enough and me tax dollars should be more than enough to supply our nation’s police with whatever arms they feel they need.

    • Ok, that’s definitely funny, but most of the guys on the shooting range aren’t exactly anorexic ballerinas.

      • You’re right, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t fat. Just like Amy. Difference being she thinks we should “accept” it for some reason. Despite her being only mid-30s.

        I’m still 10# from being the 6′ and 185# cut guy of my late teens through mid-40s. I know it, I admit it, and I (sometimes) work to get better. (It sucks being a foodie when the metabolism slows…)

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