Children & Guns (1)

Commenter dh34 took last week’s prize of a new Black Arch holster. If you’d like one, get creative and enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday. Good luck!

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128 Responses to Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest

    • Dang it! You beat me to it. I was going to say, “This is a photo of the real ‘Baby Face Nelson’.

  1. He was short and fat, and rode out of the West
    With a Mogen David on his silver vest.
    He was mean and nasty right clear through,
    Which was kinda weird, ’cause he was yellow too.

    They called him Irving.
    Big Irving.
    Big, short Irving.
    Big, short, fat Irving.
    The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    He came from the old Bar Mitzvah spread,
    With a 10-gallon yarmulke on his head.
    He always followed his mother’s wishes,
    Even on the range he used two sets of dishes.

    Irving.
    Big, fat Irving.
    Big sissy Irving.
    The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    A hundred and forty-one could draw faster than he,
    But Irving was looking for one forty-three.
    Walked into Sol’s Saloon like a man insane,
    And ordered three fingers of two cents plain.

    Irving.
    Big, fat Irving.
    Big sport Irving.
    The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    One day Bad Max happened into town.
    His aim was to shoot fat Irving down.
    Bad Max said, “Draw, and draw right now!”
    And Irving drew, drew a picture of a cow.

    Irving.
    Big, fat Irving.
    Big gunfighter Irving.
    The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    The James Boys was comin’ on a train at first sun,
    And the town said, “Irving, we need your gun.”
    When that train pulled in at the break of dawn,
    Irving’s gun was there, but Irving was gone.

    Irving.
    Big, fat Irving.
    Big help, Irving.
    The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.

    Well, finally Irving got three slugs in the belly.
    It was right outside the Frontier Deli.
    He was sittin’ there twirlin’ his gun around,
    And butterfingers Irving gunned himself down!

    Irving.
    Big, fat Irving.
    Big dumb-dumb Irving.
    Big dumb-dumb dead Irving.
    The hundred and forty-second fastest gun in the West.
    Really.

    • Great Frank Gallup song. I’m pleased to see that someone else knows this ditty.

    • The Ballad of Irving- Frank Gallop.
      I remember hearing this on the Dr. Demento radio show when I was a kid.

  2. “In an unusual and ironic twist, friends and family say Billy’s life improved dramatically after he was introduced to cocaine in high school.”

  3. “I got 38’s in my hands, 40’s on my chest and more chins than a Chinese phone book”.

  4. Even at a young age, the future Chicago Chief Garry McCarthy had the perfect build for police work.

    • Lol being traumatized by a camera flash at a young age, the chief went on to harbor a lifelong grudge against stop lights!

  5. That’s right Ray. It’s the Staypuft Marshmallow Man……EXERCISING HIS SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS!!!

  6. pugsley stopped dead in his tracks when he saw spot “roasting” wednesday’s “marshmallows.”
    dang it. spot was the munsters.

  7. Boxer Tactical Daily Digest 6.3.16: background checks for Big Mac purchases, 3 day wait for soda, and why guns promote positive body image

  8. Where’s the BBQ….I brought my guns!
    I want my…baby back….baby back….baby back ribs!

  9. For a second, I thought these were the nude Amy Schumer photos everyone was talking about.
    Then I noticed she’s not wearing orange in this one.

  10. “I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr Stay Puft…..”

    • Extra bragging rights to anyone who can name the author of the original book “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” without using google to look it up. Here is a hint … he is British and is remembered as the author of one of the most famous British fictional characters of all time!

  11. Shannon Watts finally found her perfect photo to rebrand “Everytown”, for the sake of the children. Dounch ya know.

  12. Boys shooting anything bigger than .9mm out of a pistol are just compensating for lack of sexual prowess. Sigmund Floyd said that on his best album, “The Dark Side of the Id.”

  13. True story .
    Most people don’t know that even in the 1800’s photography was prevalent and like most cattle ranchers , Ben Cartwright was quite the armature photographer . This is of coarse Ben Cartwright , there are also great picks of Adam , Annabelle , Alice and everyone’s favorite , little Joe .
    I particularly like the ones of Annabelle in the shower .

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