Dear Gun Enthusiasts: “You Suck” [Video NSFW]

Nicole Arbor doesn’t think people should carry guns. Her hair-tossing, boob bouncing “arguments” are nothing new: the Constitution was written a long time ago. It’s no longer valid. (So there. Nuh.) Armed self-defense doesn’t work. “If someone wants to shoot you, you will be shot,” she pronounces. “If the Secret Service has a hard time protecting the President, you got no f*cking chance.” And “if people are trying to kill you, maybe you should stop being an a**hole.” And on and on. Bottom line: let’s hope no one sticks it in this particular example of crazy. Alas, I’m sure they will.

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  1. avatar jwm says:

    Didn’t I see her on a “Epic Fail” video on the youtube?

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      I think I’ve seen her *cough*, ‘talents’, *cough* on ‘Pornhub’…

      🙂

      1. avatar Adub says:

        Meh. I’ve divorced hotter women.

        1. avatar 16V says:

          Why did you marry them? She’d be about 3 days of fun, and then I gotta go…

    2. avatar Garrison Hall says:

      This woman’s cultural literacy is so limited that I have serious doubts that she could successfully navigate her way out of a minor crisis, let alone one that might require her to actively defend herself. Despite all the sass, she has internalized the conviction that, since she’s helpless, everyone else should also be helpless. You would not want to be stranded in the desert with someone like her.

    3. avatar younggun21 says:

      Actually I think this was the woman that almost got eaten alive by all the “fat shaming crowd” for some video that she put out. Looks like she decided that if you can’t beat em, join em.

      1. avatar Tile floor says:

        I might not agree with her views but she is mighty foxy looking

  2. avatar gs650g says:

    Nicole probably has many talents but critical thinking isn’t one of them.

  3. avatar brian says:

    She’s Canadian. She can be safely ignored.

    1. avatar WRH says:

      Don’t lump us in with this dim-wit. I fully support gun ownership. I own handguns, rifles and shotguns. And there’s a lot of us up here that do.

  4. avatar David in NC says:

    Holy crap,
    She needs something…
    D
    I mean Dave

  5. avatar Frank Masotti says:

    “Pass a hard core test to buy a gun”? OK how about this person pass a hard core test to be able to use free speech? Oh wait, that would be unconstitutional.

    1. avatar Vhyrus says:

      Shes Canadian. Inalienable rights aren’t her strong suit. Fealty to the Queen and all that.

    2. avatar Phil LA says:

      She’s already on the internet. I bet she could “pass a hardcore test.”

    3. avatar Pg2 says:

      She’s getting her “hard-cores” confused.

  6. avatar Paul53 says:

    Oh look! A talking sphincter!

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      I have GOT to remember to not be drinking anything while reading comments.
      Almost choked on water.

  7. avatar rosignol says:

    “…the Constitution was written a long time ago. It’s no longer valid. ”

    The ten commandments were written even longer ago, does that mean adultery is a good idea?

    1. avatar Indiana Tom says:

      I thought Charlton Heston brought the Commandments down from Mount Sinai.
      Of course there were 15 until Mel Brooks dropped one of the tablets.

      1. avatar Phil LA says:

        Its good ta be da king…

        1. avatar Timmy! says:

          Count De Monay: “Sire! You look like the piss-boy!”

          King: “AND YOU LOOK LIKE A BUCKET OF SH1T!”

        2. avatar Sixpack70 says:

          I almost spit water all over my keyboard. That took some skill to prevent it!

        3. avatar cenonce says:

          You guys (and Mel Brooks, of course) understand funny better than she does.

  8. avatar Kittenfists says:

    I made it about :47 seconds. Then I turned off mute and watched the video…heyoooohhhh!!!!!! But, seriously, this was awful.

  9. avatar d9 says:

    Maybe sharia law isn’t such a bad idea.
    sarcasm

    1. avatar Indiana Tom says:

      Send her to ISIS as a sex slave.

    2. avatar Hilts says:

      Under sharia, she’d be stoned for showing her tits like that.

      1. avatar barnbwt says:

        Maybe a version where they cover the face (or just mouth) but not the boobies? Bam, world peace.

  10. avatar Kevin b says:

    Parts of it are pretty good with the sound off.

    1. avatar tirod says:

      Loop starts at 2:42 or so.

      With the sound off you get the sense she’s complaining about a lack of spousal accomplishment. ; )

      She’s complaining about the use of guns to a nation that is the bulwark of her own individual freedom to bitch openly about it. Do the sex slave girls of Chibok? No – because the freedom of speech is only available to those who have the guns to defend it.

  11. avatar ThomasR says:

    The more I see liberal/progressive/statist so called thoughts about …anything, but especially about guns; the more they show a clear and present mental disorder.

  12. avatar BLAMMO says:

    Okay, terrific.

    Fine.

    Great.

    Now show us your ( . )( . )

    1. avatar Carl inTO says:

      Those would be her two best arguments.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Her Wiki page is rather … insightful, I suppose.

      Check this out:

      “In September 2015, Arbour became the subject of controversy when she posted a viral video on her YouTube channel entitled “Dear Fat People.”[9] Arbour furthers the notion that fat-shaming is “not a real thing” because it does not involve discrimination under what she considers to be legitimate grounds.”

      1. avatar Desert Ranger Tycho says:

        Yahh, I saw that too. Really classy…

      2. avatar Katy says:

        Even better is the follow on controversy. No wonder she’s upset – with that domestic violence claim, she can’t have a gun. And if she can’t, nobody can.

        1. avatar JoshFormerlyinGA says:

          I’m SHOCKED, shocked I tell you, that a liberal who made a “holier than thou, you disgusting fat people” commentary, who briefly made a living for being blessed with good looks, and is in all likelihood an abuser (frankly she seems like the type) would want to ban guns. Because if she couldn’t own a gun without murdering someone, no one can.

  13. avatar Ddub says:

    She looks smart….I’d give her a shot at the title. I have a weakness for crazy, and trashy…..

    1. avatar ThomasR says:

      She would definitely be a prime candidate as the top of the Hot/crazy matrix.

    2. avatar Big Jim says:

      I’d knock the bottom out of that ass.Then put her in the truck and take her hunting Set her straight on guns Let her actually shoot one.

    3. avatar anaxis says:

      Giggity-giggity

  14. avatar William says:

    She really just wants to ensure Mr Santoro remains unarmed. Just saying.

    1. avatar ThomasR says:

      About twenty five percent of domestic violence cases are women physically abusing the men.

      1. avatar Pascal says:

        And the experience of a friend of mine who is cop in one of the CT gold coast communities, it may be 50% or more. Those rich ladies are gonzo crazy

        1. avatar 16V says:

          Yeah, Much more like 50%. Difference is, men are sexually discriminated against – I mean it could never happen to us, right? Although, anything we do to stop from being assaulted is viewed as abuse. Catch-22 indeed….

  15. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    Wow, and she tries to cash out on “guns” with t-shirts at the end of her vid. F her nonsense.

  16. avatar Michael says:

    Nicole Arbor…who…never hears of her until now….and she and her opinare still irrelevant to me.

  17. avatar Casing Couch says:

    Nicky darling,
    Call me babe.

  18. avatar Chip Bennett says:

    Why should I care what someone I’ve never heard of thinks about my exercise of natural rights?

  19. avatar Phil LA says:

    I don’t see what the problem is. I thought she had TWO really great points. And having the audio muted just made it easier to focus.

  20. avatar iCONOCLAST says:

    No sound, nice knockers tho.

  21. avatar Rusty Chains says:

    She tries to drive traffic to her YouTube channel to sell her crap. Her plan is basically: the more she pisses off one group the more people that disagree with that group will buy her t-shirts or whatever other crap she is selling. I decline to participate.

    1. avatar NYC2AZ says:

      +1

      Her click count has probably fallen off since the clickcessful “fat people” video and now she’s throwing more shit at the wall to see what sticks. I’ll pass.

      1. avatar SoloDallas says:

        More like ‘click cunt’, pun intended. PS, reading comments on the actual youtube video can be instructive but most likely, fun.

  22. Nice cans. Unfortunately, her “udderances” appear to support the theory cup-size is inversely proportional to IQ.

  23. avatar K says:

    Can some check my math here? 200 people a day so 200 X 365 = 73,000. 73,000÷300,000,000=0.0002433333333333333. 0.0002433333333333333 x 100 = 0.0243333333333333333. Or 0.024% of the population are injured by firearms a year.

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      You forgot to deduct for gang violence which is a net benefit to society and should be ignored in such statistics just as a suicide bomber is not counted among the victims of such an attack.

      1. avatar K says:

        Well I was using her numbers from the video.

    2. avatar Ben says:

      That sounds about right, actually a little low from CDC numbers. I’ve seen numbers closer to 83,000 injuries per year… if one gun (out of 300 million) was used in EACH of those (not one used twice?), then only .03% of guns in the US are used in injury or fatality incidents each year. For fatalities only, it would be .004% of the guns in the US. Pretty good safety record, when you consider THE VAST majority of those are gang related and intentional. Better than automobiles, where the vast majority actually are accidental (if not negligent).

    3. avatar Josh in TN says:

      I’m confused because earlier in the video she said there weren’t people being shot all the time, so why do I need to carry? Then she throws out the 200 people/day stat. Please decide which argument you like and stick to it.

  24. avatar Another Robert says:

    There are enough pretty women out there that I don’t have any reason at all to have to put up with infantile nonsense to see one on youtube. So I think I’ll just pass on this one. I will say it’s pretty amusing that an obvious dimwit like this sounds pretty much the same as the most articulate and sophisticated “gun safety advocate” as to as the substance of their arguments.

  25. avatar ron cassano says:

    nicole arbor let us put gun free zone signs in your front yard or apt door,and gun free zone stickers for your home windows,and car windows and let us take pictures of your gun free zone signs and stickers.and show the world you really our against guns.cmon and lead the way we will await your answer

  26. avatar Ironhorse says:

    It’s fine, most of the Internet already hates her already. She is a literal attention whore.

  27. avatar Ditto says:

    Dear Nicole, I’m pretty sure your books are fake.

    1. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

      she’s published!?! oh, you meant boots.

  28. avatar Cliff H says:

    Best possible response, from Raylan Givens – Justified:

    If you meet an asshole in the morning, you’ve met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, maybe you’re the asshole.

    Just sayin’.

  29. avatar Mister Fleas says:

    Among the most hated of youtubers, with good reason.

  30. avatar FormerWaterWalker says:

    Youtube huh? Whatev…

  31. avatar DrVino says:

    “Canadian actress, choreographer, comedian, dancer, musician, singer and writer” and also useful idiot.

  32. avatar Yngvar says:

    “If people are trying to rape you, maybe you should stop being an a**hole.”

    Because that’s not what they want?

  33. avatar Bob says:

    Someone send her a shirt, “I’m unarmed, take me to your rape dungeon”

  34. avatar Dev says:

    It’s sarcastic comedy designed to get a rise out of people. She does a ton of videos like this. I found it funny and there was some intentional misleading of facts.

    1. avatar Alex waits says:

      Nope.

  35. avatar Bob315 says:

    Sorry, I do not have the time or the stomach to watch or listen to another shallow high society pretty girl whose greatest achievement in life will sag down to her crotch by the time she turns 50. I prefer women who can have a well informed and intelligent conversation…not an adolescent girl who cannot utter more than a few political talking points of the most tyrannical political party in the history of the United States.

    1. avatar Phil LA says:

      “I prefer women who can have a well informed and intelligent conversation…”

      Me too, when it comes to talking…

  36. avatar Anonymous says:

    You should have to pass a [f@!king] hardcore standardized mental test, before you get a gun.

    Well. Be sure to let the criminals know that too. Pull their arm with lighter in hand away from the spoon and tell them they need to pass this test.

  37. avatar 2Asux says:

    As we were discussing, some of this stuff is just downright embarrassing. Advantage gun owners.

  38. avatar Dyspeptic Gunsmith says:

    With each passing day, I’m more and more certain that the turning point for western secular democracy was when we gave women the franchise.

    1. avatar Avid Reader says:

      I’m with you on that.

      What really sealed it was when baby changing stations started appearing in men’s rest rooms.

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:

        Avid, single fathers with young children are not uncommon…

        1. avatar Chip Bennett says:

          What does being a single father have anything to do with it? Are married fathers somehow prevented (or exempt) from changing diapers?

      2. avatar Herb says:

        From changing stations in mens’ rooms (necessary) to GBLTs invading womens’ rooms (privileged pervs). Geez…..

        Anyway, who cares what this pop tart thinks? Got looks & that’s pretty much it, so somebody ought to email her own publicity shots that have been artificially aged like they do for missing persons.

        How old? Show her what she’ll look like at 65. I’m even older, so I can say that.

        ;^)

    2. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

      I’m not worried about giving women the franchise. Just that it was given without all the same responsibility, expectations, and moral agency.

  39. avatar AnhydrousWater says:

    F*ck my head hurts from watching that. She is Canadian thankfully so yea.

  40. avatar Defens says:

    Nobody needs 34C assault boobs. She should have to register those and pass a backgro0und check to keep and bare them.

  41. avatar jjimmyjonga says:

    good or bad, she is pretty funny….

  42. avatar Ralph says:

    “Dear Gun Enthusiasts: ‘You Suck’”

    I’m sure that she’s quite the expert.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Let’s see her “duckface”. I bet she could suck start a diesel.

  43. avatar Charlie says:

    I turned the sound off and played the video to see if this paragon of totalitarianism was as tittilating as advertised. I did not see the boob bouncing mentioned, but I did notice that she has a bad case of “Bitchy Face”, a horrible attitude, and an extremely agressive manner. I could only get 26 seconds into the video before I hit “Stop”, because there’s someone much more intelligent, attractive, and agreeable listening to country music in the den. I think I’ll go see what’s playing. 😀

    Charlie

  44. avatar Shwiggie says:

    I’d hit it.

    With a brickbat.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “The proverbial BrickBat, when the ClueBat simply isn’t enough…”

  45. avatar Kevin says:

    Fake teeth, fake hair, fake t*s, fake tan, colored contacts, nose job…

    Why do I think she doesn’t even hold her own opinions?

  46. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    Wow, just wow. Either she’s on drugs and needs off or she’s off drugs and needs to be on them. Not sure of which.

  47. avatar AH says:

    This coming from a woman who was arrested for domestic violence, when she punched her boyfriend in the face because he wanted to break up with her. Gee I wonder why?

  48. avatar Wrightl3 says:

    Blessed with beauty. Brains on the other hand…

    1. avatar Dyspeptic Gunsmith says:

      We used to have a saying in engineering school:

      “Beauty multiplied by brains is a constant, with very rare exceptions.”

      Decades of time after those years have done little to dissuade me from thinking otherwise. In fact, I think that women of great physical beauty become mentally lazy, because they’re given so much attention and assistance by men seeking to curry their favor.

  49. avatar Bob says:

    This woman embodies the saying, “It’s better to keep your mouth shut and have people wonder if you’re stupid, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”

    Not bad to look at, but I couldn’t be around her for more than a couple minutes. She is so stupid, that it is painful to listen to her. Literally!

  50. avatar Brian the crazy ranting guy who got internet access somehow says:

    BULLET POINTS:

    1- “Stop being asshole”? I am sorry to local police operatives who have made attempts on my life and a couple of attempted sexual assaults. It is not because I tried to turn in a connected pedo, not because I tried to expose violent corruption and subversion of the government, it is because I am an asshole.

    2- “Stop being asshole” rapist behavior dictates blaming the victim in a smug, nonchalant manner after an innocent person is hurt.

    3- Evil females like this always try to hurt kids, poison people and do weird things with their tampons and period blood. It is a constant pattern of behavior like when serial killers get caught first by hurting animals.

  51. avatar Larry says:

    She’s a comedian, it’s a skit , not a research piece, or op-Ed . I laughed a bit as she made fun of the antis worn out arguments .

  52. avatar TW in Chesapeake says:

    1. Never heard of her.
    2. Her use of derivatives of the 4 letter word nullify any argument she presents
    3. Her comments about the Constitution indicate she never studied U.S. Civics or if she did she got a big fat F
    4. Someone indicated she was Canadian, if true making her comments even more irrelevant
    5. Moron

  53. avatar mike says:

    This is awesome soft porn if you mute the sound…..

  54. avatar Joker says:

    The crazy makes her hot. You wouldn’t think twice about bailing on her.

  55. avatar Pg2 says:

    Congrats to anyone who made it past 30 seconds of that.

  56. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    Mercedes Carrera is hotter, smarter, better educated, more eloquent, and probably has done far less anal.

  57. avatar John Howes says:

    Sadly most of the world thinks like her.

  58. avatar Priest of the center mass says:

    Canadian actors with opinions about American gun rights equals the reason why dad should have used a condom that one time.
    Can’t turn back the clock dad, this level of irresponsibility is completely on your shoulders.
    You should apologize to the world for her use of good air.
    Somehow i believe she could even fail at porn.
    I think boko harem is looking for replacement brides, she would be perfect.

  59. avatar Matt in FL says:

    I’ll probably get shit for saying this, but there are several places in there that I laughed. It took me about 30 seconds to realize that she was making loud noises to get page views, and I stopped caring, and just had fun with it.

  60. avatar H Lee says:

    I’m sorry. I always try to hear the other person out, no matter how crazy they are but this time I couldn’t. 15 seconds was about all I could take. I scanned forwarded and could not take the fake southern accent or the bang-bang-bang with the hand flips. Anybody that made it more than 30 seconds is better than me.

  61. avatar Tal says:

    Shes a failed comedian who uses her slightly above average looks to make up for her lack of talent.

    She doesn’t care about guns and is just running through topics for her “Dear ____” series as it’s the only one that generates high views.

  62. avatar leo says:

    I love her boobs, what is she talking about? 🙂

  63. avatar Raoul Duke says:

    This guy rips her a new one and exposes her for the fraud she is with a funny English accent.

  64. avatar RJ says:

    Why do entertainers feel that I care about their political opinions? And why would a foreigner think we care about their opinions on our country?

  65. avatar Adam says:

    Downvote the video and move on. This chick just creates controversial videos to get views. Just went through and downvoted like 20 of her videos and the fun thing is, I didn’t even have to. She has about a 1:3 ratio of upvotes to downvotes on the videos where she hasn’t disabled comments/voting yet.

  66. avatar Martin B says:

    I enjoyed the first few minutes of watching her tits, but once I realised she was actually talking I had an overwhelming urge to shoot her in the face. What a nasty bitch! She obviously proposes that insulting good people is a valid career move. No it isn’t.

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