A Novel Suggestion for Gun Control [NSFW]

Gun control is no laughing matter. Except when it is. Personally, I don’t find comedian Grant Cotter’s idea of gun control humorous. But at least he resisted the urge to connect gun ownership with penis size.

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  1. avatar William says:

    I bet his mom has a lot of guns.

    Just saying.

    1. avatar tfunk says:

      Now THAT was funny. Thank you, sir!

    2. avatar Rusty Chains says:

      Well, in his world, how else was she going to pay the bills?

      1. avatar ThatsRayciss says:

        Well, you have to see it from her perspective — how else is she going to pay for her clothes and school supplies?

        1. avatar Joe R. says:

          Especially since she has such a short penis.

          Hey gun grabbers, hate to break it to ya, that level of fear is permanent. Permitted gun control means ‘putting your mouth around it’.

          Take one for yourself, the Team’s good.

  2. avatar tfunk says:

    Man…that was seriously not funny. No, I mean, like, REALLY not funny. And not because it was about gun control.

    1. avatar Mark_PAV says:

      My thoughts exactly. Is this what they think is funny these days?

    2. avatar Pg2 says:

      Exactly. Painful to listen, didn’t make it past 30 seconds, and was nothing to do with gun control.

    3. avatar JR_in_NC says:

      Wow.

      Agreed. Seriously bad. Sub-moronic, even.

  3. avatar Geoff PR says:

    I’ll just let my sister take care of the requirements and then take her new gun…

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Lucky bastard. With my sister I’d wind up owing the guy a gun.

    2. avatar ThatsRayciss says:

      And let’s be honest: If this “novel” requirement was actually in place (like most guns laws today), consider that the hypothetical gangbanger with the gun still would have very likely just stolen or bought it on the street rather follow the new “law”. My god, liberals…

      1. avatar JR_in_NC says:

        That’s what I thought as well…

        So, what’s he saying at the end…that one has to follow his proposal to STEAL a gun? Seriously, this guy is damaged.

    3. avatar california richard says:

      Having someone else give a BJ for your gun is a straw purchase of sorts and such illegal in the new regime.

  4. avatar CTstooge says:

    God I hate standup comedy. Talk about your sad, effed-up people…

  5. avatar Another Robert says:

    Before I risk the health of the few brain cells I have left by watching–what is with the military jacket? Is he mocking tacticool, or is he trying to look tacticool while mocking guns, or what? Any indication in the clip? EDIT: OK, I made it through 1 minute, that was enough. Gun control still isn’t funny, and I gather what passes for “humor” these days isn’t funny either.

  6. avatar Dave says:

    I gave his mom one of my guns last night, and I lubed it with Fireclean first.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      I hope you used the low-cal version. I mean, I’m not saying his mom is fat or anything, but you could be on top of her, roll over, and still be on top of her… Ba-da-bump-tsssh

      1. You could just roll her in flour to find the damp spot. Or look at it this way – you could enjoy a new wrinkle every night.

      2. avatar MDC says:

        After sex she smokes a ham

  7. avatar VF 1777 says:

    I think Freud might have had a thing or two to say about this bozo

  8. avatar Adam says:

    It’s just comedy, folks. Try to calm down a little bit. Like it, don’t like. That’s all it is.

    1. avatar Lucas D. says:

      When people stop making serious gun control arguments based on the bullshit comedians say, I’ll start writing it off as mere “comedy.”

      1. avatar LongPurple says:

        Yep. I came across a gun-grabber who had the brilliant idea that “gun control” could be replaced by “bullet control”, with no Constitutional rights being violated. He substantiated his position by providing a link to a Chris Rock routine to show how it would work.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZrFVtmRXrw)

        I replied by providing him a clip of my own.

        1. avatar Bobiojimbo says:

          I actually laughed at that Chris Rock skit. The absurdity of it is what made it funny, plus the imagined scenario.

    2. avatar JR_in_NC says:

      What is ‘comedy’ is you calling this comedy.

      That dude is NOT funny in any way, shape or form. He’s an arrested adolescent with poor material and bad timing. He thinks he’s funny because he talked about oral sex and used motherf****r in his act.

      Check out George Carlin, Steve Martin or early Eddie Murphy for examples of “comedy.” This guy ain’t it.

  9. avatar jwm says:

    This is what happens when a boy grows up without a father.

    1. avatar Stu in AZ says:

      He becomes another depressed comedian, projecting his own suicidal thoughts toward the need for everyone else to have their self defense rights taken away?

  10. avatar JoshFormerlyinGA says:

    Not all that funny, even by the very low bar set by other stand up comedians. It probably would have been funnier if he had managed to work in the gun/penis size trope.

  11. avatar Mk10108 says:

    Well I did have a few chuckles. Gobble goo for a handgun, me wonders what’s the drill for heavier armaments? Better yet what does an anti gunner do so a law abider doesn’t get a gun? What does a pro gunner do for ammo? Big bore no problem but those .22 bricks…gotta pay the piper.

  12. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    You really ought to include a warning when videos you link to have content you would want your grandkids repeating in elementary school….

    1. avatar YZAS says:

      Uh yeah man, thats what the whole [NSFW] thing is about.

      1. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

        To hell with it, I’m sick and tired of TLA’s & FLA’s……

    2. avatar somethingclever says:

      I think they should consider NSFGrandkids, though.

    3. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

      Correction: wouldn’t

  13. avatar gs650g says:

    Don’t quite the day job, grant, you’ll need it

  14. avatar Coolbreeze says:

    not funny, unless you’re a 12 year old boy. Then only once. Not adult humor. Not a professional comedian’s humor. Sad. Was that a laugh track or is this country really that depraved?

    1. avatar ThatsRayciss says:

      The latter…

      1. avatar JR_in_NC says:

        Maybe both?

  15. avatar Phil LA says:

    I didn’t laugh until the end when he made fun of the way he throws due to the lack of a father-figure in his life.

    Textbook liberal.

    Then I laughed a lot.

  16. avatar Smoke Jensen says:

    From this short clip two words came to mind. Object fixation. I’ll leave it to you to figure which one he was most drawn to.

  17. avatar Jim Jones says:

    What? This doesn’t make any sense. It’s not even remotely funny.

  18. avatar Mudshark says:

    Sheeiit that was one lame skit.

  19. avatar Anhydrous Water says:

    Yep, just make it a law that you have to suck a dick to get a gun. I mean surely criminals would feel obligated to follow that specific law compared to all the others, and since they don’t want to do such a thing (except for the ones that do) they wont get one, so we will all be safe. Why the hell didn’t anyone suggest such a thing before?! Problem solved, it’s all so clear now.

  20. avatar Pg2 says:

    Not remotely funny. Multiple layers of formulaic propaganda; advancing gun control, typical anti white agitprop, and advancing gay rights to supersede heterosexual rights. Maybe more, couldn’t make it past 30 seconds or so.

  21. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Regardless of how funny you think his content was or wasn’t, he reveals the primal incentive of gun-grabbers: they want to determine who is and who is not worthy of firearm ownership.

    Of course gun-grabbers fail to recognize the real underlying problem with their position: they want to determine who is worthy or not worthy of ____________ (fill in the blank). This mindset is patently obscene and an affront to everyone’s human dignity.

    Firearms are simply the proverbial “canary in the coal mine” and show us the true nature of the type of people that initially reveal themselves as gun-grabbers. Our collective fatal mistake is failing to realize that such people will never be satisfied even if we give them full disarmament in hopes of appeasing them. Appeasement strategy has never turned out well for the entity that has to do the appeasing.

    1. avatar JR_in_NC says:

      Exactly so on all points.

      Gun control is not about guns. It’s about control and who has it.

      1. avatar pg2 says:

        No doubt.

  22. avatar MichaelinPA says:

    Funny skit.

    But…this guy is anti-gun at heart. He uses the same tactics we have seen recently by hardcore anti gunners. He starts by discussing illegal guns then uses that to discourage legal guns and flips back to people using legally obtained guns in an illegal way.

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