I reckon ItsMeHannahM‘s ditzy speaking style is post-modern ironic. In other words, her over-the-top gesturing and air quotes and all isn’t really her. Until she gets bored with it. And then it is. Got it? Bonus points if you can make it though the whole 3:40 without suffering from shock and appall. We’ll give a box of HPR ammo to the reader who provides the best, comprehensive fisking of Hannah M’s inanity…’cause I’m on spring break in the Gunshine State, trying my damnedest to avoid Kilwins.