OMG! An Armed Robbery in England! OMG!

 Toby Carvery on Mushroom Roundabout (courtesy

“Police are hunting three men armed with shotguns and a handgun who robbed pub staff in a car park, before riding off on motorbikes,” the reports. “The bandits struck staff outside the Toby Carvery on Mushroom Roundabout, East Dene, at around 11.20pm yesterday. The men approached and threatened staff as they waited outside the pub, taking cash and personal items.” Of course, armed robberies never happen in the gun control paradise known as the United Kingdom. As Skipper would say, you saw nothing . . .