Enter the best caption in the comments by Sunday midnight and win a wonderfully over-engineered Boxer Tactical Key Whip.
You must stop iPhone pop ups!
That’s not his caption?
Hold real still, honey. There’s a fly on your hair.
Thank you choosing Tactical Response for your training needs. Now, I’m going to show you the importance of following Cooper’s 4 rules….
Want to flick my bic?
“Now you listen here. If you think my SUIT is loud…!”
“Seeing as how your pistol has Replica written on it’s side and mine says Desert Eagle point Fivo Oh………….”
… it should precipitate your balls into shrinking, and you along with their presence.
See this?!? It’s what we call “trigger discipline”.
“You tell anyone I’m bald, I’ll shoot you and rape your dog”
What, open carry scares you?
Did you guys buy some key whips that turned out to not be to your liking?
They been ba-ad boys. Next they’ll be giving away village people videos.
OK Sophia- Just go down on the pepperoni..
You know what they say about men with tiny guns.
Does this gun make my hands look small?
“Roses are red, violets are green, my cylinder revolver goes around like a washing machine”.
I may have inadvertently made a key whip when I made a lanyard out of paracord and put a larue Dillo at the end of it.
The biggest issue I’ve faced is the little key ring on mine beginning to stretch open through repeated swings.
I question the effectiveness of a “key whip” but hey, whatever helps sell your lanyard.
Key Whip Execution
Now, you best start voting Democrat, if you know what’s good for you.
Don’t be scared, honey… the big one is still holstered.
You call me “Lefty” again, I shoot-a you face!
Another Trump tweet.
Relax baby, I’m a registered sperm donor.
what do you mean that you replaced my bullets with blanks?
Damn it, stop making fun of my stupid, I mean stop with the stupid hat jokes!
“If you’ll be good to me, then i’ll be good to you, and we’ll both ride home in my automobile.. 😉
“Notice, my dear, how I am undercompensating in comparison to my, ahem, other gun. I promise. Capisce?”
Hey, Camp Fire Girl! It’s Marcello…MARCELLO! Stop with the Marshmallow jokes!
A “snubby”? I thought you were packing MORE than THAT, now take me home.
“WHO F**KIN’ FARTED?”
Tom Selleck disagrees with his wife.
Make-a some manicotti and nobody gets-a hurt.
This is an .11 anemic, the least effective handgun in the world….
No, that title goes to the .9mm. CALIBER WARS, MOFO! 🙂
lmao. Got my vote
Nice hat. I bet you get a free bowl of soup with that.
“This is a .9mm the most power…, no wait”
For the last time, WE ARE NOT STOPPING AT ULTA!!!!!!!!
Go ahead. Do 99 bottles of beer one more time. I dare you.
I told you…LEAVE the gun…take the CANNOLI
You put my Model 29 in the dryer and shrunk it !
Dear, why is your booger hook on the bang switch, sweetie.
One more comment about my porno ‘stash or mutton chops and I’ll fill you fulla lead.
See?! I’ll put my finger on the trigger if I want to see!?
Oh, so you wanted to see my OTHER snubby, eh?
“I thought you were just happy to see me.”
Donald Trumps first date. “I really know how to treat a woman. All the women love me!”
Last week the milkman.now this!!! Who’s gun is this?
“you call that a windsor?”
“For the last time… I’m not shaving my sideburns off!”.
Just one more holdup and we’ll finally have enough cash to start that little pizza place we’ve always wanted. We’ll call it Rocky Rococco.
Leave your keys in your pocket and put a heavy padlock on the whip and you might have something.
Say “YOLO” one more time! I dare ya.
For every drop dead gorgeous woman in the world there is a man that is tired of putting up with her shit.
Meet Mr. Tired.
I said Miracle Whip!
I tryed the suicide prevention hot line, they put me on hold.
“No! 50 lira for around the world, it’sa too much! “
“Gun discipline, I don’t need any gun discipline!”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I told you it was ‘hard as steel’ but don’t blame me because I didn’t tell you ‘it’ was ‘black’ and by the way recoiling in horror proves you’re ‘racist'”
“For the last time… I DO NOT know Roberto Begnini!”
And this, my dear, is the starter pistol you will use in today’s track meet.
Due to a childhood trauma Ralphie developed into an adult with an unheathy obsession with guns and eyes.
But, but……Cosmo says,
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