It’s not really my trigger discipline. These Lego fingers don’t work very well.
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto!
Domo – – – Domo
I’d say my ‘my cold, lifeless hands’ but…
Communist Robot Assassins.
The Liberals’ nightmare – a robot with guns!
Next on Guns For Beginners…trigger discipline…keep that booger hook off the bang switch!
” Ha! I have no nose, therefore, you can’t refer to my digits as ‘booger-hooks’.
Come with me if you want to live….
“No disassemble Number Five!”
Igpa Atinla, or use a phone to dial “Help me Rhonda”
What’s that arrogant dickbag with the big teeth and ears?
I am Iron Man!
I’m from the Robot Mafia and I’m looking for Bender Rodriques. I got a note for him from the Don Bot.
My microwave wanted me to tell you to ‘Bite my shiny metal…’
This tweet of a handgun engraved with “Gov. Jeb Bush” did not go over well on Twitter Tuesday.
Where dat gun-free zone?
The Iron Giant 2: Electric Boogaloo
my cousin warned me not to let hogarth have any espresso…
I’m Rick James, bitch!
Drop your weapons… you have 40 seconds to comply.
After Google perfected driverless cars robotic body guards were the next big thing.
They call me…. Mr. Gunmetal.
And, you know, metal.
And apparently I am male gendered.
Though I do wonder, really, what does that mean for a robot?
Anyway… Pew pew!
“Atomic Robo has two 45s that lend a strong argument to having a safe classroom.”
“And a natty hat.”
Manga version of Ned Kelly.
You can go with this, or you can go with that.
The T-500 was deemed to be too “cartoony” to be an effective killing machine and thus scrapped for the T-800.
As Farago: Finally…the Caracal C is back!!!
These guns do my talkin’ for me, because, well, I ain’t got no mouth…
You can’t really blame him for it, it is like he was programmed to do it.
Dual wielding… Like a BOSS!
The Kingsmen are now hiring Cybermen.
“I’m from the government. …”
Not a caption, I just love Atomic Robo!
Gun toting nerds unite! Me too!
You want Smart Guns? I am Smart Guns!
HAHA! Atomic Robo! Such a good comic! Glad you guys found it 😀
I have two guns, one for each of you
“Hey, is it OK if I invite my friends, Colt and Springfield?”
Hey PUNK!! You know why I’m registered to legally carry and you’re not? Because I have GUNSSSSS… Here’s 2 in your chin and 3 in your friend. Rob these metal robot nuts you will not.
The 1st rule of gun shooting robot is you don’t talk about gun shooting robot. The 2nd rule of gun shooting robot is you…hey look is that a bunny aww it’s so..omg omg omg I’m getting a new bike for Easter it’s so I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center hey, wait a minute I’m a robot. Robots don’t have tongues, I’m silly for thinking that or am I crazy I don’t wanna be crazy omg you know what else would be crazy? Is if I was a robot and I had guns they would put me in a rubber room, where it’s cold, and there are worms…they’re going to tickle me, crazy I was crazy once…oh oh oh you know what would be crazy? is I want to find a new continent, and on that continent I found a whole bunch of new aminals never seen before. and one of the aminals looks like a giraffe mixed with a whale, a duck-billed platypus, and a kangaroo. I would call it a a Giwhalaplatyroo. I would make a saddle out of cactus leaves through it on that giwhalaplatyroo and ride it back to my ranch where I would…oh man lunch is over…WTF did I take? DMT? WOW that was weird. Wait a minute, why am I a robot, and where did I get these guns? WHY AM I IN THIS RUBBER ROOM ??????????
Um. Okay? Your circus is features mostly all clowns? Perhaps you are in need of a ring leader, but clowns short you are not.
*posted at the range*
See, even faceless dual-wielding bad-guys can use good trigger discipline. So can you!
BATFE can’t decide if I’m one machine gun or three.
Atomic Robo is always a snappy dresser!
GEE BILL! HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU SHOOT TWO BEANERS
Newsies 2: Judgment Day
“I can punch a hole in a battleship, and you’re concerned about these?”
What? These two little things? You should see what I shoot into your mom! Oh, BTW! I’m BOB, your moms Battery Operated Boyfriend.
I am a robot for Heaven’s Sake! Why didn’t you just build the guns into my arms!
I don’t need night sights on my weapons. They’re right in the middle of my face.
“The Man with the Iron Buns”
James Bond song in the background…
I know what you’re thinking. “Can he wield two guns at the same time effectively?” To be perfectly honest, I don’t know; haven’t tried it yet.
So, do you feel lucky?
Man made robots, Samuel Colt made them equal.
Hollow Points, or Hard Ball?
I was programmed to kill. I do not have the option to disagree.
Call a RoboCop — call a RoboCabbie — and see which one gets there first,
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