Now WHERE did I put those plasma pistol rounds? (Fallout 4 elusion.)
I just happen to be your leader. Thank you for taking me to myself.
I have a few of ideas regarding your “common sense” gun control…
With her personal massaging device and full compliment of spare deep-penetrating rounds, courageous Caitlyn shows why she deserves the Woman of the Year award.
Amazon Queen from Flesh Gordon.
Mom’s demand action, while I take action.
Why if your ex is the wardrobe director, don’t take the part.
Tactical head-dildos, by 5.11
Optional MOLLE, piccatinny, and all sorts of other turbo-tactical accessories also available.
Dont kno bout her pistola, definatly like her choice in dildo headgear. I wonder if she likes potatoes? Eeeeee
Warning. Do not stand in front of this lady, exspecialy when her head is viberating
Light bulbs on a helmet? Whose bright idea was that?
..I see what you did there…. light bulbs…bright idea….
Are you pushing the safety off, or you just glad to see me?
I feel a little light-headed.
Legendary Raider Queen of The Wasteland
How many women can sit on the head of a space woman?
Eight (as far as I can tell…)
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the Orgy Hat!!
Lazer Tag. The beginning.
Why yes, both my pistol and my hat are in the 40-watt range.
Dildorian Royal Guard.
The first model of the Statue of Liberty was rejected once the designer sobered up.
An analog girl in a digital world
Once de rigeur for space combat, Edison Bulbs have devolved into fixtures at hipster bars.
Sarah Tipton IV demonstrates proper muzzle control to her readers on The Truth About Blasters.
If my hairdo doesn’t come out right this time, I’m gonna zap my cosmetologist.
Why are you all lit (lighted?) up?
I’ve come for yer daughter, Chuck.
Sandworms: ya’ hate ’em right?
Hey baby…how youu doin. ?
And taking second prize in the Wardrobe Failure category… Moms Demand Something Or Other…
“Tubes? You’re older than you said you were”
A cuddly baby tapir.
Not your mother’s tube top.
Some folks just don’t get the tactical light concept.
IF the batteries die on all of these… I’ll shoot myself
A light headed liberal poses with latest in smart gun technology.
Light me up!
And here I was, thinking it’s hard to turn on today’s ladies …
You feeling lucky, honey? Go ahead, bake a cake!
The Elusive Dolores prepares to test her Orgasmaray on Choda Boy.
Finally a woman who knows how to vacuum!
i can bring home the bacon……fry it up in pan……
TAKE ME TO YOUR WEINER
Barbarella, you have got nothing on me!
It’s a sea mine.
Lady Gaga’s new album cover.
Ask me about using Watts for fun and profit.
The newest 3 star recruit set to challenge Jeremy Johnson for Auburn’s starting QB.
The latest version of a Smart Gun. The next version will try to update the technology from vacuum tubes to solid-state.
Yawn – just another tricked out AR…
Somewhere in the greater St. Louis area, Dirk begins to *sweat*…
Is it 2069 already?
Don’t be too judgemental. She was young and needed the money.
“My name is Shannon Watts… try not to take me so literally”
Alien Blaster Recharger Helmet Mod.
Inspired by Bruce Jenner, the Tin Man makes some changes!
The Broadway presentation of “Star Wars Balet” ended tragically when the ballerina tripped on her extension cord.
I didn’t know Cobray made a .45
Maybe drugs shouldn’t be legal, after all.
Hillary, you’re not going to wear that to the nominating convention!
But how else will she bring in women voters.
How Shannon Watts met Michal Bloomburg
Dorothy, finding life in Kansas boring after her Oz adventure returns to Oz to replace the Wicked Witch of the West and rule over the Munchkins. Her first executive order: Immediate, reasonable, kingdom-wide gun control measures.
If she had as many sticking out of her as she’s had stuck in her…. Oh, nevermind.
armed with an intergalactic speculum, she felt her nephrology theramin was finally safe.
Hey sweetheart, what ya doing Saturday night?
But is it art?
Is this what caused all that global warming?
“She keeps Moët et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
‘Let them eat cake, ‘ she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can’t decline
Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
She’s a Killer Queen
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally
If you’re that way inclined
Perfume came naturally from Paris
For cars she couldn’t care less
Fastidious and precise
She’s a Killer Queen
Dynamite with…” Killer Queen by Queen
Betty Lou learned that an unshielded nuclear powered hair dryer was a bad idea. She will be missed by her loved ones.
That is one hellauva, tricked out tin foil hat.
Looks like the Electric Mayhem managed to elude Dr Teeth
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