Jorg Sprave’s Firearms Suicide Machine Revealed

Oh sure, Jorg calls it a Cap Gun Music Machine. And yes it plays music. But as the Slingshot Channel maestro rightly demonstrates (with a cap gun revolver), his homemade wheel of misfortune is perfect for blowing your brains out. Even though I have a [child] psychology degree, I have no idea why turning a wheel is an easier way to end your life than pulling a trigger. Still it’s all in good fun. Yes? [Click here to see the music video using Jorg’s Cap Gun Music Machine.]

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  1. avatar Geoff PR says:

    When (Translation: If) I grow up, I wanna be just like Jorg Sprave…

    🙂 🙂 🙂

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Bald with a heavy accent?

      1. avatar Jeremy S. says:

        Easily amused and constantly cracking myself up. Sounds nice haha

      2. avatar Geoff PR says:

        “Bald with a heavy accent?”

        “Ja!”

        Genetics says the bald part ain’t happening to me without a razor, but I most certainly can work on my ‘Evil Scientist’ belly-laugh…

        Like CoolHand mentions below, Jorg really is a kid at heart, and he makes his own amusement. As a little kid growing up, he would have been happy to play with a cardboard box and a piece of string.

        I’d *love* to see him turned loose in a Maker Space with some cutting-edge tech like Direct metal laser sintering (DMLS), CNC machine tools, and other bright folks with a twisted sense of humor…

  2. avatar Don says:

    I didn’t know you had a child psychology degree. Perhaps this is why MDA is so transparent to you. 😉

    -D

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “I didn’t know you had a child psychology degree.”

      You have to admit, that comes in handy when playing referee in the comment section, as in “All Ad Hominem flames will be deleted”, etc.

  3. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “I don’t think you would get many turns. Muahahaha”
    This guy cracks me up

  4. avatar jwm says:

    Germany needs it’s creative Jorg’s right now. In garage workshops all across Germany they can create effective answers to the violent illegals coming in from the ME.

    1. avatar Omer Baker says:

      Violent illegals from Maine?!? Who would have thunk it.

  5. avatar Mk10108 says:

    Love the laugh

  6. avatar Jacob McMerth says:

    From the good natured humor of Jorg to that god awful music video. I need to bleach my ears.

  7. avatar CoolHand says:

    That guy cracks me up.

    He’s so entertained by plywood and elastic bands.

    We need to introduce him to metal, machine tools, and explosives, STAT.

    Oh the videos we’d see . . .

  8. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    A Bender of his age undoubtedly.

  9. avatar iCONOCLAST says:

    He should stick to German chicken bleeping porn

    1. avatar Phil says:

      Classy, bro.

  10. avatar pres stone says:

    suicide machine? you mean like a bottle of tylenol?

  11. avatar CLarson says:

    If one attached a semi auto with a drum magazine or belt fed, you could have an old fashioned rotary style machine gun. Hmmm…

  12. avatar other Chris says:

    What a goofy guy. Although, I feel like pointing a gun, even a toy one. is pretty bad form. I would hate to see someone inspired by this device.

    1. Really? You can not be serious. Maybe some counselling with the child psychologist can help you.

    2. avatar Scoutino says:

      Toy guns are made to be pointed at people.

  13. avatar Dwight Hansen says:

    That song is horrible!

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