How to Buy A Machine Gun

I don’t lust after a machine gun. My guns all serve some useful purpose. As I can’t envision a scenario where I’d need suppressive fire, I don’t see any advantage to owning a fully-automatic pistol, shotgun, or rifle. That said, I reckon the Second Amendment-protected right to keep and bear arms means what it says. All arms. Any arms. And TFB is right: a “giggle switch” enabled firearm is fun! If you’re like me, I highly recommend you kick out your machine gun jam at Knob Creek, the Texas Firearms Festival’s Full Auto Friday or wherever you can. If you own one, please share. Do it for the children!