In Soviet Russia, fembot firing squad shoot itself. Then we drink.
As Chesty Puller would say, “Men, it looks like we have them right where we want them.”
Doesn’t wardrobe have anything that fits… ANY of us??
“We have 5 shots each. You’d better have 4 shots or you’re *going home* early.”
Wow! You ladies can carry concealed with ANY outfit !
Latex Ladies and Snubbies! It just doesn’t get any better’n this…
HI! We’re from Cosmo…. we’re role playing.
Phyllis Diller, Pam Dawber, Cheryl Tiegs, and Twiggy in the never aired pilot of Kotter’s Angels
Ok, Ok,…… I promise, I’ll put the toilet seat up!
Um, if you ladies would excuse me for just a minute. I think I just peed myself a little bit…..
And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!
Where do they post the winning entries anyhow?
Ladies, my maximum is two times per day. The rest of you will have to wait ’til tomorrow.
Let’s see you get out of this one Mr. Bond.
What’s with the guns. For you ladies, I’ll do anything you want without them!
Groovy baby! What’s with 4 barrels? I’ve only got one…
Do you expect me to talk? No,we expect you to die.
aahhh you can go now!! i’ll take over from here
Bloomberg’s fantasy where only his chicks have guns
Well, wherever we’re going after this, it won’t be Panera…
I didn’t realize they made a prequel to “9 to 5”
OK, this is really bugging me. What movie or TV series is this from?
It’s from the 1971 theatre production of The Avengers in London.
OK……..I admit it, I was wrong………………
you were right.
I’ll stick it up momentarily ladies.
That’s the last time I try to skip out on child support.
You will fix our hair or somebody is not going home.
“You…WILL…tell us…how to take…the safeties…off…our revolvers!”
And suddenly, with a simple mis-click, Dan Zimmermans vintage porn fascination was on the front page for all too see…..
Kill Bill 12
Geez, dose Charlie’s Angels were only tree of dem…
Bloomberg plans next Moms Demand Action event…in his bedroom.
What’s up, Pussycats??
Excuse me while I whip this out.
From Blazing Saddles
I’m guessing most of the hair in this picture can’t be seen.
This one should win
Strip search me first, PLEASE
I swear I’ll tip better next time.
Prior to Charlie’s Angels,
Hey kids! Can you find the *13* guns hidden in this picture?!
All my ex’s live in Texas
And Texas is the place I’d dearly love to be
But all my ex’s live in Texas
And that’s why I hang my hat in Tennessee…
(with acknowledgment to George Strait)
Viagra PSA: when your “main gun” malfunctions, the ladies won’t be happy. Trust the blue bill to keep you locked and loaded.
Death row’s fantasy
i’d better keep an even keel on my steed. seems i’m caught in a gale with the peelers, and they want to crown me king.
If he were James Bond, this would turn into a fivesome.
The unspoken down side to polygamy.
Speaking as your tailor, I unreservedly apologize for making your trousers too tight.
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