SAS Sniper Decapitates ISIS Commander

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If you’re someone who’s prone to fist pumps, high fives, or emitting audible WOOTs when the enemies of western civilization take a hit, make sure you’re in an appropriate location before reading on. A British SAS sniper recently got off a clean shot at an ISIS commander. One who was know to train recruits in the finer points of execution by decapitation. Taking dead aim with his suppressed IWI DAN .338 Lapua bolt action rifle, he squeezed off a round which, insha’allah, found its mark . . .

As the UK’s Express relates,

The crack soldier fired a bullet designed to inflict massive damage from three quarters of a mile away and scored a direct hit on the extremist.

His rifle was so high-powered that the bullet decapitated the bearded warrior, who stood well over six feet tall.

Poetic justice, anyone? The statuesque jihadi apparently used Osama Bin Laden’s tailor, making the sniper’s job of ID’ing his target a snap.

Sources say the sniper’s target was an easy mark because he wears white robes instead of the traditional ISIS black.

One military insider said: “One minute he was standing there and the next his head had exploded.

Taking out the local executioner-in-chief had the desired effect on his charges.

“The commander remained standing upright for a couple of seconds before collapsing and that’s when panic set in.

“We later heard most of the recruits deserted. We got rid of 21 terrorists with one bullet.”

Given the limited, intentionally hamstrung war the west is fighting against these savages, we have to celebrate the little victories. Enjoy.

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  1. avatar Russell says:

    Outstanding! I’d like to buy that sniper a wee dram.

    1. avatar BDub says:

      “Her Majesty, The Queen, sends her best”, just took on a whole new meaning for someone.

  2. avatar Chris says:

    It may be macabre of me but I’d like to see the vid of that.

    1. avatar Stray Dogg says:

      There is nothing wrong with you for wanting to see the video. So do I.

      1. avatar FreakinPeanuts says:

        My first thought was “video or it didn’t happen”
        Not that i really doubt it happened but i kinda want to see it.

    2. avatar Splitlip says:

      I imagine it was like ending of the zombie movie Dead Snow:Dead vs Red where the nazi commander zombie gets his head blown off at point blank by a tank. I’d of announced spoiler alert, but the move is so predictable that if you didn’t see it coming, then you probably can’t read this anyway.

      1. avatar franklin the turtle says:

        the two dead snow zombie movies i watched are funny, you are point on when you say predictable

    3. avatar Marc says:

      Go to rotten.com and click on failed mission.
      Not video, but a damn sweet still.

  3. avatar SelousX says:

    May the sniper be well and kept from harm.

  4. avatar gangstakid says:

    Allah akbar

    1. avatar Mr. 308 says:

      Aloha Snackbar.

    2. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

      “Allahu Akbar”

      You have to add the “u”, which in Arabic means “ISIS sucks d*ck.”

      1. avatar Bob R says:

        alla fuckbar. No respect from me.

    3. avatar 16V says:

      “I know what you’re thinking…”

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:

        That really blew that Snapper-Head’s mind.

        Right off his neck… 🙂

    4. avatar _Sail Hatan says:

      Allan’s Snackbar?

  5. avatar Baldwin says:

    ‘Spolding head…aloha snackbar!

  6. avatar docduracoat says:

    Rehana was the beautiful female Kurdish sniper at the Battle of Kobani, Syria.
    Widely reported to have 100 Isis kills.
    She was finally captured and beheaded by the militants
    She used a Soviet era Dragunov rifle

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        I saw the picture of the severed head. If it wasn’t Rehana, it was her twin sister.

  7. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “Taking dead aim with his suppressed IWI DAN .338 Lapua bolt action rifle, he squeezed off a round which, insha’allah, found its mark . . ”

    And with an Israeli-made rifle, no less.

    I sure hope that rifle’s bore was maintained with gun lube that has pig fat in it.

    Sub-MOA at 1,200 yards. Nice…

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/229181859/IWI-DAN-Brochure

    *snicker*

    1. avatar OakRiver says:

      I was just thinking something similar; an ISIS commander killed by an Infidel, using a rifle developed by the Israelis. The only thing missing from that equation is a woman behind the scope

      1. avatar Art out West says:

        Eating bacon at the time.

        1. avatar DAN V says:

          During ramadan fast

        2. avatar Mecha75 says:

          Its made worse when you realize the reason the Islamists behead people. In the Koran, someone who loses his head is cursed by Allah and cannot get into heaven. Jihadi John not only lost his head, but it exploded into a pink mist in front of recruits he was teaching how to behead someone for Allah. I would laugh my fat “A double dollar sign” off if it occurred immediately after he told them why they behead their captives.

    2. avatar Defens says:

      That would be the new, improved BaconClean firearm lubricant. You can tell by the smoke and sizzling pleasant aroma that it’s repelling carbon and grit from your gun.

  8. avatar Rich Gun Guy says:

    This post is lame. We need more EDC posts!!!

    1. avatar Stu in AZ says:

      Keep carrying. They will come.

  9. avatar kevin says:

    For a peaceful, gun free people, there’s quite a good bit of zest in the authorship of that article.

  10. avatar Jason says:

    To whom it may concern, from Israel with love.

    1. avatar FormerWaterWalker says:

      You got MY support Jason. Shalom. And I’d love to see more goat fluckers get blood on their salami been rotten robes…

    2. avatar Southern Cross says:

      A good example of “Reach out and touch someone…”

      But I wouldn’t go praising the Israelis too much. They regard Assad as a greater threat than ISIS and willfully ignore ISIS within artillery range of the Golan Heights. Any Syrian government forces get the smackdown pretty quickly.

      While your enemy’s enemy can be a friend, or at least disinterested, your enemy’s enemy can become your enemy too once they are no longer distracted.

      1. avatar FormerWaterWalker says:

        They have 200 million nearby mortal enemies. THEY can’t kill all the goatherders. Damascus will be reduced to an ash heap in the(near?) future. Nothing like having 100-500 tactical nukes to take the edge off. My own son spent months in Jordan saying how great(and safe) it is. ‘Course every corner had a dude with a machine gun…when are you Aussies getting the bomb? Never???

      2. avatar Mausschubser says:

        It may have someting to do with Assad’s connections to the Hisbollah. Israel has no interest in changing it’s current borders towards Syria. As long as nobody touches them, they have no cause to raise arms. But Hisbollah supporting Hamas and getting support from Assad is a constant threat to Israel. At the moment Hisbollah supports Assad with a lot of fighters and has less ability to fight against Israel.
        As long as Israel is not threatened by a neighbor they leave them alone.

      3. avatar Joe3 says:

        “willfully ignore ISIS within artillery range of the Golan Heights. ”

        Would you like to see Israel shelling ISIS across the Syrian border?

        The day ISIS menaces Israel the way Assad has (by trying to build a nuke reactor and by transferring S-300’s to Hezbollah (the last two times I recall Israel attacking Assad), that’s the day ISIS in Syria will get smoked.

        As the other poster put it, with 200 million stupid fing jihadis surrounding them, they pick your battles.

        And right now they are a little busy with DAILY deadly attack attempts on their citizens and soldiers INSIDE Israel.

        1. avatar Southern Cross says:

          Look up “Six Day War” and “Yom Kippur” where Israel took on Egypt, Syria, and Jordan, with some other countries helping and beat them. The Six Day War was initiated by Israel. Yom Kippur was a surprise attack by Egypt and Syria to regain lost territories (Sinai and Golan Heights).

        2. avatar jwm says:

          The Yom Kippor war was a disaster for the Israelis and they just managed to pull out a victory with a lot of help from the US. Had the Egyptians and Syrians had real generals and not just loyal lap dogs Israel may have been destroyed.

          Nixon prestaged military assets for a just in case.

  11. avatar Mecha75 says:

    I have nothing but mad respect for this sniper. The kind of respect I have for Carlos Hathcock, Rob Furlong, and Chris Kyle. We dont celebrate snipers enough in this country. The marksmenship skill it takes to make direct hits from long distances is truly astounding.

    Also the IWI Dan .338 has been an obscure objedt of desire for me for about a year now. Now i want one even more.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Don’t forget Mr. Chuck Mawhinney. A fellow Oregonian I had the honor to meet once. At a gun show no less.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Mawhinney

    2. avatar Jjimmyjonga says:

      I’d say the biggest war movie to come out of GW’s little war, made by Dirty Harry, one of the biggest box office hits of all time, is pretty good celebration

  12. avatar Pwrserge says:

    Well that’s what happens when you keep your head in the game when the bad guys lose theirs.

  13. avatar jsallison says:

    In’sh’allah (god willing) would more properly be used for something hoped to happen in the future, or something that is happening or has already happened that you don’t know the result of yet. “In’sh’allah ISIS will be wiped from the earth.” “In’sh’allah the sniper took the dung eating sheepporker’s head off.” Praising the departure of a dung eating sheepporker the phrase Alhamdulillah! (thanks be to god) would be more appropriate. Make sure to pass out sweets to the kids.

    Knew all that study would pay off one day. Who knew it’d take decades?

  14. avatar Priest of the center mass says:

    Merry Christmas! This gift will blow your mind!

  15. avatar jwm says:

    Wait! Ain’t that an anti materiel rifle? Ain’t it a violation of the Hague convention to shoot people with it?

    1. avatar jsallison says:

      I’m sure he was aiming at the corpse’s load bearing equipment.

    2. avatar neiowa says:

      A barracks myth. No such restriction exists.

  16. avatar BLAMMO says:

    More fine, pink mist.

  17. avatar SteveX says:

    OORAH!

  18. avatar Danny Smith says:

    This makes my day!

  19. avatar Eric says:

    I hope that bullet was pork lubed and I hope that goat f***ing son of a b**ch felt every bit of it. Now bring in the B-52s with bacon lubed bombs and finish the job.

    1. avatar Mecha75 says:

      It was enough that he lost his head in front of a group of recruits learning to decapitate people for Allah. The reason they decapitate people is that their religion says that someone who loses his head cannot go to heaven and is cursed. I love the irony of the entire situation.

      Jihadi John, a British subject taken out by the British Government
      Jihadi John, an islamist was taken out by an Israeli made weapon
      Jihadi John, a chief beheading executioner taken out by losing his head in front of recruits learning to behead

      No wonder they all panicked and some left ISIS for good. The only thing that we will never find out, is if it occurred the moment after telling those recruits that they behead their captives to curse them and to ensure they dont go to heaven

  20. avatar JAlan says:

    While this seems like a great story, the Express is a tabloid, so I’d take anything they say with a grain of salt. The fact that no other outlets are independently reporting this seems a bit suspect. I was also not aware that the UK used IWI sniper rifles. I thought their stuff was all Accuracy International. Of course, this is the SAS, so I don’t doubt they can have whatever they want, but I’ll hold off a fist bump until some independent confirmation.

  21. avatar Ryan says:

    Well done brother…well done.

  22. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    Europe could use some of this kind of dead Jihadist action. Just saying.

  23. avatar Ralph says:

    That jihad douchebag got shot in the wrong head.

  24. avatar neiowa says:

    Needs to be a “gofundme” to send red robes/towel to the next twit in line. A new FedEx every week.

  25. avatar Bob says:

    Booyah!!

    When you find a turd in the bowl, flush it down with .338 Lapua

  26. avatar Bob R says:

    If he really was an ISIS member who either raped and/or killed in the name of his religion, I don’t think he deserved such a painless death. He deserved a much more painful death.

  27. avatar Paul53 says:

    Only took one bullet to change his mind!

  28. avatar AlanInFl says:

    Nice shot. The entire incident reminds me the scene from Three Kings.

  29. avatar Jjimmyjonga says:

    What a nasty culture those drug dealing child raping cave men are. Just vile

  30. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    Need the LeMay Treatment.

    1. avatar TStew says:

      D’oh! I need to stick around and see my comments before running off to work. This was supposed to have been a Nelson Muntz “HA-HA!” Oh, well. I blame Leghorn.

  31. avatar gs650g says:

    Wait shouldn’t we use non threatening means of debate with him rather than such barbaric means?
    Nah not today.

  32. avatar The Pontificator says:

    Click…poof…SPLAT

  33. Y’all know this was a hoax right? The original article is something you should actually read all the way through.

    Special bullets meant to tumble from a long range rifle? Hmmmm. Methinks someone made this shite up.

    Here’s a cherry:
    “…with ammo that “tumbles” which it hits a target – inflicting a huge wound.”

    The Mirror also published the story which just as much fact checking but with earlier more ridiculous cherries still included (which are lambasted in the comments):
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sas-sniper-bullet-decapitates-isis-7369544?ICID=ref_fark

    Including the loony assertion:
    “The remote location was unable to be targeted by airstrikes leading to ground action.”

    Really? Too remote for airstrikes? I don’t know of a single place on the planet we couldn’t drop in an airstrike inside 20 hours. As an aside if you can’t get a goddamned bomb delivered, how on Earth did you get intel guys and spec ops guys and all the shite they take with them whenever they go anywhere?

    Or this bit:
    “The SAS sniper was using a Dan.338 ”

    Really? Because the Brits don’t do that. They use AI. The last damned gun you’re going to want is an Israeli one. Your SAS boys still have to work with some of the locals. They’re likely to not appreciate the presence of an Israeli rifle now matter how cool it looks.

    Or this one:
    “Using a special ‘wounding’ bullet…”
    Really? A “wounding” bullet? WTF is that? Does it make farkin’ heads splode’ or not. Heads splodin’ is almost always super duper lethal, like immediately.

    But they continue that sentence with the rest of that line and another tart cherry which is BTW a complete non sequitur:
    “… – which makes a tumbling motion when it’s fired – the SAS pro was acting on information gained from MI6 agents”

    Wait. The bullet tumbles when fired? WTF? You’d never hit anything like that. Unstable bullet at long range? C’mon people. Supercilious is the only way to properly describe that babble of B.S.

    Really? So SAS and MI6 are hanging out in a part of the desert you apparently can’t manage to get bombs to with unstabilized ammunition for long range rifles but you’ve managed to have supply special order an Israeli rifle, develop some magical rounds with unobtanium projectiles that both are designed to specifically wound but also to blow heads completely off and they’re ultra match grade. While hanging out in the desert making requests for the impossible to people that can’t manage to get bombs delivered; but can somehow get normal resupply taken care of and men delivered apparently so they can order special rare rifles, they decide to take on a training camp by antagonizing everyone in it?

    Takes a special kind of gullible rube to fall for that much horse pucky all at one time.

    1. avatar PeterW says:

      Party pooper!

  34. avatar mike says:

    Shooting it suppressed is even more impressive. Would love to know the can he was using.

  35. avatar DavidinNC says:

    More, please.

  36. avatar PsyGuy says:

    And the last thing that went through the ISIS Commander’s head was …. about 250-300 grains of lead

  37. avatar Claymore says:

    He had blew eyes.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Before he got the head job?

  38. avatar Roymond says:

    A phrase for breathing out before pulling the trigger:

    “Okay, let’s clear those sinuses….”

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