Weekend Photo Caption Contest

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  1. avatar jwm says:

    I know there’s a war on and everybody has to sacrifice. But I gotta sleep in the magazine? really? Who do I see to contact my union rep?

    Gotta spare pack of smokes?

  2. avatar Willy Long says:

    I’ll never forget the time leutenant Dan showed me that picture of Jenny…

    1. avatar bontai Joe says:

      I can’t beat that (no pun intended)

  3. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Uh… Hey buddy… whatcha doin’ with the Hoppes?

  4. avatar Rikoshay says:

    Ain’t she the bomb.

  5. avatar Noisemaker says:

    “Sure, I miss my gal… but being in here makes me feel closer to her somehow.”

  6. avatar Lost Down South says:

    I’ve never seen a glory hole quite like this one…

  7. avatar Derrickman says:

    Doesn’t Madonna have insurance on all these bras? Why does she need us?

  8. avatar BLAMMO says:

    “Yeah, the clip holds eight of them.”

  9. avatar OHgunner says:

    “New evidence suggests that there have always been gays in the military. Researchers point to this image of two young lovers, hiding their true selves with pin up girls, but you can’t hide the secret connection revealed by their loving gaze.
    It is also believed that gay men smuggled sexual lubricant in bottles of Hoppes #9 gun cleaner in order to hide their sexual orientation.”

    1. avatar Mk10108 says:

      Or they could be off duty and bullshitting

  10. avatar J says:

    Sleeping with high explosives is nothing! Let me show you my girlfriend.

  11. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    -Gonna finish cleaning that rifle or you just pulling your pistol?………
    -But, but……..

  12. avatar jwm says:

    How come that nose cap is covered in spit?

  13. avatar James69 says:

    I know your supposed to give your rifle a girls name but this is taking it too far.

  14. avatar Defens says:

    Damn! Chief says we’re about to dock in New York! We gotta download this magazine to seven bullets!

  15. avatar michael says:

    My girl is da bomb!

  16. avatar Seth G says:

    Do these giant crayons really need overnight security?

  17. avatar Vhyrus says:

    I bet the guy on the bed is thinking ‘Please don’t ask to borrow my cleaning rod right now…’

  18. avatar AaronW says:

    “Bed ’em down boys… the Hoppe’s gone…”

  19. avatar michael says:

    What u doing down here ted? Well, hell, i was looking at these sexy pictures, and i developed a skin missle, felt no one would notice in this room. That is quite the flesh rocket ted!

  20. avatar navillus says:

    I see you field-stripped your rifle. Take it from me, don’t try that with your gun, no matter how dirty it gets.

  21. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    I really would like to bang that pin-up.

  22. avatar tmm says:

    “How do you spell Hikaroto… Hirahi… Hiro… nevermind, I’ll just put Tokyo.”

  23. avatar James in AZ says:

    Dont ask, dont tell

  24. avatar Marc says:

    “Wanna get bombed?”

  25. avatar Chris says:

    See this dame right here… she looks like she can wipe a server.

  26. avatar Ralph says:

    I like bunking down here. Somehow, it reminds me of my mom.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Moms was yellow?

  27. avatar Paul53 says:

    Your mother! Really?

  28. avatar Ockham's Laser says:

    Be damn sure you keep that thing pointed in a safe direction.

  29. avatar anaxis says:

    “Yeah, she’s a swell lookin’ dame and she said she’d wait for you, but that’s not what I meant by needing to be rodded if you nailed her on the last R&R.”

  30. avatar Winningstads says:

    “I call it an Ipad. When we get back from Normandy, it!s straight to the patent office!”

  31. avatar AJ says:

    After dodging the Kriegsmarine’s U-boats for months on end and ensuring Americans won’t be speaking German anytime soon this boat wasn’t allowed to dock in New York. State officials stated its magazine capacity was too large per state law.

  32. avatar Bfitts says:

    This is my rifle this is my gun. This one is for shooting, and this one’s for fun.

  33. avatar Bob says:

    “I’ve been sleeping much better since I put these boobs all over my wall. You should try it too.”

  34. avatar Watts' Twat says:

    The undertones tones of latent homosexuality present in this photo ie.,two sailors alone in a confined space, large (bulbous) bombs suggesting the head of a “phallus'” in addition to the ‘work-a-day’ dungarees, chambray shirt and boondockers boots give entirely new meaning to the phrase “I’m in the Navy and I’m gay but that don’t mean I ‘swish and sway'”.

    Th,Th,Tj, That’s ALL Folks!

    1. avatar Indiana Tom says:

      They could be the Village People about to sing In The Navy.

    2. avatar jwm says:

      These guys are male models in a posed propaganda photo. They’re dressed as generic soldiers, not sailers. Not a single patch or rank mark on their uniforms.

      The columns appear to be concrete which rules out a shipboard magazine or ship at all.

      If I had to guess where this photo was taken I would figure one of the coastel batteries near LA or San Fran. LA had 14 inch guns and San Fran had 16 inch guns.

  35. avatar Mr. Fife says:

    I learned the secret from her… Brush some Hoppes on your warts and cover your foot with your helmet. In just one hour they are all gone!

  36. avatar InthesnowJoe says:

    “Things down here don’t react to well to bullets.” (read with a Scotch/Irish accent that’s supposed to sound Russian.

  37. avatar Mick says:

    “Hey Stan, look at the bombs on this one”

  38. avatar Clay says:

    “So that’s the new iPad, huh?”

  39. avatar SuperBoom says:

    Just checking ‘the racks’ in the ‘Torpedo room’, Chief!

  40. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    rock hudson wasn’t fooling anyone, least of all ensign mcstumph.

  41. avatar Stuart K says:

    Check out THESE artillery pieces!

  42. avatar GuntotinDem says:

    this is the picture i put on top of the pickle barrel…

  43. avatar Frank Delia says:

    Needing a break from trying to figure out why the big yellow bullets on the rack behind them will not fit in their service rifle, these two grunts take a break by discussing women.

    Semper Fi
    88-92 (0351) Infantry

  44. avatar K42inWA says:

    “There are thingsh in here that don’t react well to bulletsh.” — Conrad Connery

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