Sex toys haven’t been the same since the digital age.
“Don’t worry, guys! This is just the prototype!”
There’s a snake in my boot!
We are here to help.
You can’t beat the cybermen.
Bottom: Prepare to be Upgraded
“did you say something?”
“he said ‘oil can’.”
“We’d be rulers of the humans
And we wouldn’t lose a crewman
If we only had a howitzer. “
THAT was my Virgin Alarm. It’s designed to go off before you do.
“Oil can what?”
On their last trip to the shooting range on Phobos, Delta Six forgot to integrate the shoulder thing that goes up.
Heh. I like that one.
“She’ll be blinded, but it won’t be by Science!”
We are from the Government….We are here to help you.
Good news sir. Your HMO covers robotic colonoscopy..
Emperor Obama’s DHS troopers.
This device will help us prove there’s no truth to “global warming.”
Smart gun technology. So smart, in fact, it only takes two to operate it!
Obama approved ‘smart gun’ chambered in .22lr
I’ll show you Who’s on first!
Potato gun, my ass.
Uranus Neptune reckedum’ killedum”!
Here’s the “fart gun” you requested we build sir.
Cuz I was wondering under what circumstances we’d actually use this.
Hillery Clintons personal hygiene team moves in for douche nozzle Saturday.
Dude! There ya go putting images in my head again!
Arrrg! Brain bleach
Wait until you see the sabot attachment that embiggens the nozzle enough so it’ll fit and get a tight seal.
Winner in the TTAGs “Show Us Your Weapons Of War!!”
This is why France lost WW2
Isn’t that on a Feinsteins ban list?
Alistair’s friends had always made fun of his extravagant preparations for unlikely scenarios. But as he chambered the first of his homemade frangible gold bullets and fired off five rounds, rapid, he knew he would be vindicated.
Iron Man x. Straight to DVD
We’ve come for your daughter, Chuck.
Latest attempt to solve the mystery of Trump’s hair.
All your base are belong to us
Now, Earthling, we convert you to a Catalytic!
Science fiction was pretty cheesy back in the day. I laughed out loud when I saw this.
Me too. Those have to be the worst Hollywood robots ever. VERY low-budget!
Im pretty sure those are from the beeb (bbc) not hollywood. Dr who cybermen if i recall correctly
I think you’re right. I used to watch the Tom Baker incarnation-but I got HIGH then.Maybe 1980?
Action stations. Launch the alert vipers. We got prehistoric cylons on DRADIS.
Plasma rifle 40 watt range, Mark 1
How many times do I have to tell you, it is a MAGAZINE not a CLIP!
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Wrong bad guys.
Hosed down by the hose-men.
Back Blast Area Clear! I said Clear!!!
The new crew-served Salad Shooter.
“I sure hope this thing works better than our relief tubes.”
“Hey Mort. 20 years ago in high school we had career day. Does this come anywhere close to being the way you thought your life would be going now?”
That dalek is going to be so POd when it wakes up…
Consumer Electronics Show ended today and these guys got loose. Early version of “Skynet”.
The new single shot California approved smart gun being demonstrated in newly required safety garments.
2 operators require because you just can’t trust a gun to not influence a single person to a life of crime
The Ultimate Test Men check out IV8888’s new frankengun
“Throw out all your videos on the front porch, Hickok45, and come out with your trigger finger up!”
“So this salesman tells me you hold it like this, and in no time this place will be covered in Milk Duds. But all I see are these snakes!”
“We’ve completed our government investigation of common sense Smart Gun technology” – President Barack Obama
I thought Montana’s Firearms Freedom Act specifically *excludes* crew-served weapons!
Apparently, a disarmed populace results in some really bad prop makers. They just didn’t have anything real anymore for a frame of reference.
“The L.A. Sheriff’s SWAT team testing their newest equipment designed to keep law enforcement officers safe while giving a lethal dose of radiation to the general public.”
So Lonestar…. I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Just like Obama said. Ordered it online and it just showed up!
Hostile elements will be deleted!
Terminator 17 – Revenge of the T-100’s
You will be Deleted
“See, I told you I could get a smart gun to work!”
After the Vacuum Dealers Trade Association moved their convention to Las Vegas, the Friday night orgy got weirder every year.
Though otherwise advanced, the Martians still relied on their Obama Potato Gun to fend off aggressors.
Hey Ya’ll, watch this..
NJ law takes effect with the worlds newest smart gun.
Here ya go
“He shouldn’t have laughed at my helmet. My grandmother laughed at my helmet once. Just once!”
That’ a muffler off a 63 international Scout. I’m not stupid you know!
We’re here to see the Doctor.
Following Obama’s order, the DoD experiments with new smart gun technology
This is what happens when you play doctor.
oh no, do we qualify as gun sellers??
And our grand prize this evening is a California legal airsoft handgun with complete California safety equipment.
President Obama, it is time for your enema.
SHOT SHOW 3016:
Introducing the new Sig p226 Extreme Ultra X-Legion with the latest advancement in smart gun technologies, a special collector’s box, challenge holo-coin, and your own government overlord to tell you when you can and can’t use this firearm.
FUTILITY IS RESISTANT!!!
(Think about it.)
So this is what inspired Metallica’s “Metal Militia”.
Behold the latest Taurus tactical gear and crew served weapon system.
From My Cold Droid Hands!
Bring us to your Potato
We made another clock!
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