Bring me the writers who thought this was a good idea, I’m gonna blast ’em.
“I am Spartacus?”
…and in case the pistol ain’t enough, I’m packing a back-up cowboy!
“Hooking up with another man is legal now. So mind your own damn business!”
Type II for sure. Maybe even Type IIIA…….
Old school “body” armor?
I carry a gun and a cop.
That’s a bike rack worth fighting for.
Sadie Hawkins Day. San Francisco style.
Dude…you beans eating beans???…..WOW…
With all respect happy 99th birthday
I know our political stance are different but save you anyways! . Just don’t wet yourself over the pistol.
LOOK OUT! I’ve got a shoulder thing that goes up and I’m ready to use it.
One more Rock Hudson joke and we’re gona to “dance”…
He aint my brother, he’s heavy!
Beat me to it AND made my intended reply better by flipping the verse. Hat’s off to thee, sir!
I wanted a tactical shoulder mounted cowboy but I could not find one in black……..
Why do I carry a gun? Because it’s lighter than this here sheriff…
This is what happened to the last guy that said I had a butt on my chin. You want some too??
It’s a shoulder-thingy. Give it a minute and it’ll go up.
Kill him and grill him, warm up the BBQ
This is what happens when you walk into an early-60’s Hertz commercial.
“BACK OFF! The reward for this Clownshoe Bloghole is mine!”
The people who really fight for the Second Amendment carry the rest of ya.
Jerry Brown taking Northern California”s water to LA
An ad touting the security in the early days of Enterprise before it was a car service- “We’ll pick you up.”
Christopher Nolan (to Tom Hardy & Christian Bale): “Ok, Tom, you throw Chris up on your shoulder, like in this picture, then lift him over your head and say…”
Hardy: “I was wondering what would break first – your spirit or your body.”
Nolan: “Then hit him with a backbreaker and drop him.”
He’s not heavy, he’s my PUC.
I said Molon Labe…….He tried
Look, a penny!
Over the shoulder boulder holder?
Dead man carrying!!!
Listen to me good!
Me and elvis here are doing a duet even if it means i gotta ventilate ya!
I can too sing! You’ll see!
Saloon hall 7:00 show.
TIP THE BARRRRTENDER!
Why do i carry a gun, you ask? I tried carrying a cop. Too heavy. Then I tried carrying this plainclothes detective, thinking “hey, less gear.” Nope. Still too heavy.
So now I’m bringing him back and I’m just gonna carry a gun.
“Bring out your dead!”
“I know what you’re thinking: Does he weigh two-hundred and six pounds, or only five?”
U carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
When Wyatt yells “DOC… BEHIND US!!!”… Grab a human shield for front and back protection.
Since you’re shooting a Colt Lightening you won’t have to worry about fanning your pistol in single action with a guy over your shoulder.
“This is Sparta!”
“This guy here? His name is Chip, try to knock him off.”
I hate greased hair. You think you’re so slick.
Sheriff Trump delivers another Mooslim to the Wall.
On my honor as a gypsy, whatever you can carry.
“Damnit! Me knees are starting to give and I have to fart”
‘I told him if I saw Dippity Doo on his hair one more time ,I was haulin’ his ass off to jail, now get out of my way!
Waco, Texas. 1880.
This is my Real Doll and you can’t have him!
“…and TWO straws.”
I carry a gun as you can see a cop is too heavy…..Boom!
The first prototype of body armor proved to be too cumbersome…………
Some say they carry a gun because they can’t carry a cop. I prefer to carry both.
“After trying it himself, Billy still couldn’t see why folks were so excited about this new ‘body armor’ thing.”
After taking a .22mmLR to the chin , Douglas threw his partner over his shoulder and proceeded to the office .
I think Kirk was Doc Holiday in this flick , with Burt Lancaster and the guy that rode with Peter Fonda and Nicolson in Easy Rider , what’s his name , the acid head .
The flaw in the old “shoot your partner in the knee if a bear is chasing you advice” is that if the gunshot scares off the bear you’re stuck with carrying your now crippled partner back to town.
And the sheriff is gonna want that gun shot wound explained.
The flaw in most responses to this contest is that Kirk Douglas was staunchly anti-gun. So…
“Well of course *I* carry a gun and a bodyguard. It’s just that any of you that aren’t Important Hollywood Liberals shouldn’t be armed.”
Johnny Cash: “So, if you’re against guns, Kirk – why do you use them to earn a living in films?”
Kirk Douglas: *waves around the set* “Hey – it’s only make believe.”
Johnny Cash: *pointed look* “Nah. It’s just make money.”
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