“Life is better when you’re holding a firearm!”
It’s okay, I reloaded!!!
“Singing on the range, I’m singing on the range!”
Put 25 case of toothpaste in my buckboard or I’ll drill ya!
Trigger discipline my ass!
Hillary did not take losing the election well!
Ha! You don’t need no stinkin’ PENISES either, do ya?
I’m Shannon. Where’s Dirk?
“I’m Shannon. Where’s Dirk?”
We have a winner, folks…
Sara Tipton arrives in Wyoming?
“you call that a gun” ? Ahahahahah
Gonna shoot your “Rocks” off, Hudson!
I don’t need no stinking License!
“Happiness is a warm….. gun.”
My name is Sue, how do you do. You’re gonna die.
Lorena Bobbitt Ha I don’t have to be that close!
Silly Gecker… Tricks are for Kids….LOL…
OMG! Why didn’t you tell me this was so much fun Earlier!
“This mom demand action.”
Stupid spelling mistakes.
“This mom demands action.”
I’ll show you a Calamity…Jane!
hoooooo doggie.. get off those knee pads so i can aim!
-file photo of Calamity Jane laughing when a Democrat told her someday she’d need a permit, registration form, tax stamp, and insurance for that deadly device.
My wife after wine…
“Nah, Ricky… I ain’t gotta ‘splain shit.”
Lucy, for the win.
That’s Doris Day.
I used to date her sister Rainy.
Damn. Here I thought we were making jokes, and now I just lost my Daily Double wager.
Well you should’ve gone out with her other sister Windy, she blows!
SIGH. I knew who it was. I was just going with the flow of the preceeding comment. Lucy preferred a Remington.
A Winchester is a girl’s best friend.
This is much more fun than making Pillow Talk with Rock Hudson!
And less risky?
A girl and her gun!
Man’s clothes and hat…..150 dollars
Winchester rifle….. 1000 dollars
The look on the startled jihadis faces as they realize they’re being killed by a woman…. Priceless.
^ lol This gets my vote.
“Sam Peckinpah sent me”…
WHAT?!?!? BECAUSE I’M A WOMAN, I’M SUPPOSED TO VOTE FOR HILLARY?!?!?!? I don’t think so.
Alternately:that’s the last time I saw him. The man that murdered my father, raped and murdered my sister, burned my farm, shot my dog, and STOLE MY BIBLE!
Oh yeah, how about I double tap your ass!
“Oh great another thread about fireclean!”
“Hard worker is an offensive term now? Yeah right!”
Please, please don’t eat the Daisy. Don’t eat the Daisy BB gun.
Oh~kla~hole in ‘ya~!
This mom demands a particular type of action: the lever kind.
Moms demand lever actions. Join your local MDLA chapter today!
How Shannon imagines herself after a few sips too many…
TEAM AMERICA….F..K. YEA!!
“And then they tried to sell me a pink revolver!”
She’s what Pink would look like if she wasn’t a liberal.
It appears that both Jane and Annie have their guns
Chicago, Chicago that slaughterin’ town
Chicago, Chicago’ll put ya in the ground
Y’all c’mon back now, ya hear?
We’re a long way from Sunday, pardner.
“The hills are alive. With the sound click clack”
“Janie got a gun! Whatcha gonna do?”
Hillary finally has the only remaining gun..
My Form 4 finally got approved!
“The sky is fake… the bullets are real.”
“Go ahead and make my Doris Day!”
Wait a minute?
Is that ted nugent?
Da da da cat scratch fever da da daa!
“Come and get it!”
Doris Day sings her favorite song , ” Rock Hudson loves men ” while choking her Henry .
“You wanna take my man? Dance, bitch!”
Mr. Siler says , don’t put your finger on the trigger until you have acquired your target .
………………… , don’t laugh wile firing your rifle .
…… , brush with Fluoride .
“A-Team, my ass. More like the window lickers from the short bus. You boys come back when you get serious about learning to shoot.”
If I get the angle just right, I can catch the bullet in my teeth, from the ricochet!
Yes, I, Hillary, am coming for your guns. Don’t you see? I’ve already started! Bwahahahaha!!!
Atrocity Jane arrives in town hell bent on showing Calamity Jane how stuff gets done.
You wannna take my guns…hahaha…just try it!
“NO! NO! NO! It’s blondes with guns have more fun. You left out the ‘with guns’ part.”
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