“Hundreds of students at the University of Texas at Austin will protest a new law [that] will allow more guns on campus not with signs or sit-ins, but by strapping gigantic swinging dildos to their backpacks,” chron.com reports. Hundreds? Gigantic? Swinging? That remains to be seen. Literally. I am so there. If “hundreds” of students wielding dildos gather on campus on August 24, 2016 to protest against campus carry, the resulting news coverage will reach new heights in anti-gun inanity. And that’s saying something. Even better, there’s a chance that . . .
the protesters could get arrested. Yes, even in Austin. As the Facebook event post points out, Sec. 43.22. of the Texas Penal Code (to to speak) makes it illegal to wave dildos around in public
The idea is the brainchild of Jessica Jin. The UT violin performance created the “Campus (DILDO) Carry” event on Facebook. chron.com couldn’t resist pointing out that Jin is promoting “the argument that allowing more guns on campus will make students safe is a fallacy. She’s urging students to send campus leaders that message by strapping on the plastic phalluses.” Fallacy/phallus. Geddit? Jin is almost as eloquent.
“‘You’re carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I’m carrying a HUGE DILDO,'” Jin says in the group’s description. “Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play.”
That makes “just about” as much sense as anything I’ve heard from the anti-campus carry crowd. And why does Ms. Jinn’s dildo have to be HUGE? Methinks she has issues. The hashtag created for the event – #cocksnotglocks – is also bit off-kilter. Anyway, I’m going to dare Jason at Underground Tactical to open carry their “dildar” (a dildo-firing AR-15) at the protest. Seriously.