Hey! I’m going to the Texas Firearms Festival on November XX [insert 14 or 15]. It’s this big event out in Liberty Hill where you shoot guns from 39 different companies and buy stuff from 40 different stores. The ammo’s free! Yeah, I know it’s a hike. But it’s worth it. I’ve always wanted to shoot a [insert one or all of the following or click here to see what else is on offer: Kel-Tec KSG/Walther PPQ .45/SIG SAUER Legion Series P229/Daniel Defense DD5V1/FNS-9C/HK VP9/Blaser R8/STI Escort]. Did I mention that the ammo’s free? We both know I don’t really need another gun but c’mon, I’ve got a little extra room in my safe and they’re selling hard-to-find guns at a big discount. But it’s not just that . . .
We’ve had some great times shooting together. I know we’d have a blast at the Festival. (Literally!) Tickets are on sale now at www.texasgunfest.com. They cost a lot more at the door, up from $69 to $89. So let me know if you’re in. And if you want to invite [insert friends’ names here] shoot them this email. So to speak. The more the merrier! Oh and say hello to [significant other]. Non-Shooter Tickets are only $25 and there’s funnel cakes! Thanks.